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Old 06-15-2003, 11:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Help wanted: Sidekick position (apply within)

I have decided to take on a sidekick. If interested, please reply listing you qualifications and a short explanation of why you would be the best sidekick I could find.
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Old 06-15-2003, 11:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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uh. i dont think i want to be your sidekick anymore.

so, nevermind.
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Old 06-15-2003, 12:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Don't have a lot of qualifications other than the fact that I'm cute, mischevious and make a really mean lasagne!
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Old 06-15-2003, 01:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i just like your avatar, other than that not much
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Old 06-15-2003, 01:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Minx, you certainly appear to be the front-runner at the moment. How's about sending me a picture of you and a lasagna so I can judge for myself?


hmmmmmm, lasagna (drool)
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Old 06-15-2003, 01:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I am probably taller than you... aren't sidekicks supposed to be shorter? I think thats a rule.

Let's see.... I smell good, cook well, I own a cape, and I like animals.

So - as is often the case in interviews - my turn to ask a question - What kind of sidekick are we applying to be? The kind that gets you another beer and some cheese snacks, the kind thats a constant companion, the kind that helps you save the world, etc. Please specify position specifications/expectations. Thanks.
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Old 06-15-2003, 02:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Sidekicks always look like wimps. I would definitely say that I'm pretty wimpy. You'll need to save me if anything happens.
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Old 06-15-2003, 03:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Which side do you want kicked? I've got one good leg left!
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Old 06-15-2003, 05:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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"What kind of sidekick are we applying to be? The kind that gets you another beer and some cheese snacks, the kind thats a constant companion, the kind that helps you save the world, etc."

all of the above and then some.

still interested?
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Old 06-15-2003, 06:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"still interested?"

I think I'd better drop out of the running.

You're being awfully ambiguous here, and Saturday Night Live warns us to be suspect of the motives of such duos.

Good luck in your quest, however. I hope you find someone who is everything anyone would want in a sidekick.
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Old 06-15-2003, 09:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Damn I'm in it for the beer!

Do I get a cool costume if I get the position? Huh huh do I do I?

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Old 06-15-2003, 09:14 PM   #12 (permalink)
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"Do I get a cool costume if I get the position? Huh huh do I do I?"

how about one like the girl in your avatar, Minxy baby? works for me.

still waiting for that lasagna and picture, btw.
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Old 06-15-2003, 09:44 PM   #13 (permalink)
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*spins around looking for damn noodles and where the hell did that cheese go to?

Don't worry...it's coming! And oh ya....I can slide into that outfit!
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Old 06-16-2003, 08:04 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I am more of the evil henchman type person.... the guy that fights the side-kick.... so if you ever turn evil... give me a ring.
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Old 06-16-2003, 08:43 AM   #15 (permalink)
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*spins around looking for damn noodles and where the hell did that cheese go to?

Don't worry...it's coming! And oh ya....I can slide into that outfit!
I too can make a pretty good lasagna, but I'm not sure if the costume would look that great on me... (*how about Minx in the costume and me cooking the lasagna?*)
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Old 06-16-2003, 10:23 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Yeah, I'm really more into the evil villian thing. Maybe Midlandmadman and I can form up some "League of Badness" and you can thwart our plans.

But good luck on the whole sidekick deal.
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Old 06-16-2003, 09:47 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'd like to apply, but right now my volunteer work at the Church of Scientology takes up all my time. Besides, it would be unethical to help you save the world, when I'm dedicated to an organisation trying to destroy it.

I could be your arch-nemesis, though.
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Old 06-17-2003, 07:59 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I've never been a sidekick, but I've been a super hero before...I have since been down-sized. I was Normal Man! Now I a super hero in search of a city to save.
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Old 06-17-2003, 08:46 AM   #19 (permalink)
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G.I.S. for "sidekick"

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Old 06-17-2003, 09:55 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Well why we are doing G.I.S. Here is another one that came up with side kicks

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