well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need...

did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

See how that doesn't offend me at all? I ate an extra bowl of stupid & it tasted just like you. Or your girlfriend. Or some mixture, with strawberries. What were you saying?

I must say this is entertaining. I love to watch the mentally challenged.

Loving yourself is virtuous.

:expressionless:

why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable - like a coma...

I thought you did that already

you're right - my bad...

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...Your new boyfriend IS a bigger dick than you.

Yo momma so ugly god photoshopped her!

Nice manicure!

I love this.

Thank you for tacitly introducing me to your staff.:rolleyes:

Lindy

I found this thread in a search...I was going to start one that said the best come backs or something like that....

But mine is....some know it all was telling a guy I work with, how to do something...and he didn't work with us....

So the come back was..."I don't come down to your corner and tell you how to suck a dick."

Your mind is so open I can hear the wind whistling through it.

mirrors can't talk; and lucky for you they can't laugh either...

You're still practicing, right?

learn from your parents' mistakes; use birth control...

I couldn't ever hate you.

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how long do you have left?

Let me get that cleaned up for you.

you have delusions of adequacy...

you have all the virtues i dislike and none of the vices i admire...

Churchill was the master-

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

you have never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary...

i feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here...

i've just learned about your illness. let's hope it's nothing trivial...

I see you've recovered from the lobotomy. Good job!

you love nature in spite of what it did to you...

You need to stop loving nature less or they're going to lock you up.

why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

I thought when you said "less" you said "so much"!

you have van gogh's ear for music...

"Great" Insult page? I think not. My 8 year old does better. Have y'all been eating a bowl of stupid for breakfast? Heck, I find more wit every time I clean the cat box.

I pooped on your status...sorry.

your mother still cuts the edges off your toast...

you've got a face just made for radio...

Unfortunately, you've also got the voice for Newspaper reporting.

I don't do miniatures.

i'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple...

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. Don't worry I stuck up for the pigs.

I'd rather be slow
than say things that make me sound
fucking retarded.