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Old 06-16-2003, 05:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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super powers

So...
What are you're super powers?
(Batman types with great tech but no real powers don't count)


Personally, I can absorb the hangovers of others and I can speak to pine cones.
They don't respond, but I can speak to them. Haughty fuckin pinecones...

Also my super weakness is death. If I die, it's all over for me.

have fun
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Old 06-16-2003, 05:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: Between the darkness and the light.
I have the ability to communicate with dogs.
And with a simple I can make a dog calm down and even fall asleep. (I have yet to meet a dog that could resist it.)
And even dogs that hate men can't resist my ability.

My weakness is cats. I never know what to do around a cat.
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Old 06-16-2003, 05:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
if i could....walk....with the animals

talk... with the animals......

i get along good with all animals.i control their every move.

my weakness is pussy though.....i just melt when i see one.they have total control over me .......

damn pussy
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Old 06-16-2003, 06:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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damn pussy
I was never a cat man myself either.

And me ... well... I can kill a yak. From 100 yards away. WITH MIND BULLETS.

So much weed in the world. Not enough time.
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Old 06-16-2003, 06:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I am squeegie man!

"Can you sense it's power?"
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Old 06-16-2003, 08:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I have the same power Bones has, only twelves times... less

I also have the amazing power to be annoying beyond belief... and offensive, too. I bet'cha I can offend any one of ya, if I really wanted to. I won't, of course, because the mods will get on my ass again.
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Old 06-16-2003, 09:12 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: Teegeeack.
I can browse the Titty Board without touching my crotch.
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Old 06-16-2003, 11:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: Arizona
I can be invisible. I can walk into or leave a room and no one gives a shit.
My other power is self deprecating humor.
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Old 06-17-2003, 05:05 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: London, CorBlimeyLand
I can leap and bound as though I were Spiderman.

I can see bodily auras (to a certain degree, they just look like white glows so far-gotta practice!!!)

I can 'guess' correctly alot of the time.

I have awesome literary command.

I have the unique ability to do very long handstands. I was born with this ability...
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Old 06-17-2003, 05:07 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: super powers

Quote:
Originally posted by aus5tin
Also my super weakness is death. If I die, it's all over for me.
Just remember, we all have one common super power...

We're all invincible until we die!!!

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Old 06-17-2003, 07:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
Everything's better with bacon
 
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Location: In your local grocer's freezer.
My super powers consist of being able to get wet in the rain, I can swim and I've been known to jump now and again.

I am Normal Man!!!
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Old 06-17-2003, 10:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
Insane
 
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Location: in my head
I used to be able to control the weather, but the medication took that power away from me. I am an empath. I can feel the pain of others and absorb it to some degree, making their life better.
i guess i'd make a good bartender.
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Old 06-17-2003, 07:04 PM   #13 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
I have the ability to create an unbelievably exact replica indentation of my ass on the couch.
For I am........ASS-INDENTATION MAN!!
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Old 06-17-2003, 07:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i could absorb knowledge from books and stuff (from meteor man)

and invisiblility would be good
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Old 06-17-2003, 07:37 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
I taste really good.
I don't keep, though, definately a weakness.
With my given talents, I refuse to fight crime.
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Old 06-17-2003, 09:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
We're having potato pancakes!
 
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Location: stalag 13
I have the ability to fall instantly asleep after sex. My wife and her boyfriend say I should be in the Guiness Book!
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Old 06-18-2003, 10:26 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
I can transport 40 screaming kids from place to place...... thats right I am BUS DRIVER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-18-2003, 06:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: Montreal
Well, I can tickle complete strangers and almost instantly get myself into a holding cell. It's not a bird. Nor is it a plane, for god's sake. It's... Public Nuisance Man. Ahem.
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:20 AM   #19 (permalink)
Psycho
 
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Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys
iwht a latex glove and a bottle of surgical lube he comes...ITS RECTAL EXAM MAN!
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:22 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Denver City Denver
I can piss anyone off. With just words.
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