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Old 06-17-2003, 11:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
Location: ville
What is so bad about me?

people don't like me for some reason.
do you know why?
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Old 06-17-2003, 11:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
Location: Oregon
go away.

"It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care"
- Homer Simpson
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Old 06-17-2003, 11:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: What is so bad about me?

Originally posted by baaa
people don't like me for some reason.
do you know why?
I give up. Why?
Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.
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Old 06-17-2003, 11:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You smell like the basement of a Taco Bell. Your hair is its natural color. The hieroglyphs on your tattoo do not spell out what you think they do. You don't have any pot on you today. Your name was clearly created by a random letter generator. You have a maid. Everyone has already heard all of your stories. You're the new person, and you're not cute. Your dog is wearing a sweater. You pronounce the first r in February. You leak. People can hear you Capitalize certain Words when you talk. You refuse to talk about yourself. You reveal unattractive parts of your anatomy at inopportune moments. You try to get everyone to arm wrestle you. You're shiny. You always bum cigarettes off everyone and never have any of your own. You whine about your cat. You use your library card. Your proudest moment was taking a piss in the Grand Canyon. You giggle whenever anyone says the word 'come'. If something breaks, you insist on fixing it. You still haven't hit puberty. Your poetry doesn't rhyme. You never give your significant other flowers. The police smile and wave when you walk by. You vote. When someone beeps you, you don't answer. You offer your opinion. You never say anything during sex. You die. You can't express yourself. You stare at people while they eat. You don't know when to hang up. Every joke you make has already been made by Douglas Adams. You don't know how to spell. You type everything in all caps. You break the spines of books. You can't accept what the media feed you. All your children's names rhyme. You thought the London performance was better. You don't return things people lend you. You hate everyone.
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Old 06-17-2003, 12:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
guess that about sums it up...
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 06-17-2003, 03:19 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Don't worry baaa I have the exact same problem. No one likes me except my best bud. Chicks don't like me and no one at the TFP likes me either. I stick around anyways of course even though no one likes me. Huh? Does anyone like me around here? Of course not. So just stick around man, and try to have fun

BTW: look at my signature (the text below this post). I had to put that because apparently everything I say is extremely offensive simply because I am cursed. If I was to say "hello" it would be offensive if I didn't have that as my signature.
The most important thing in this world is love.
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Old 06-17-2003, 04:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: FL
I like ya! I think your a cool dude.
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Old 06-17-2003, 05:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
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Location: Northcoast
Originally posted by Stiltzkin
No one likes me except my best bud.
Hmmmm, are you sure about that?
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Old 06-17-2003, 06:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Originally posted by paddyjoe
Hmmmm, are you sure about that?
Yeah, he's very tolerant of my objective opinions. Thats what drives people up the wall about me. Anyways...

see, baaa? Just stick around and people'll start liking you
The most important thing in this world is love.
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