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Midnight · 08-29-2007, 08:08 PM

because im not through yelling at you today yet

Why do you empty my ashtray just as im about to flick?

Fast Forward · 08-30-2007, 12:45 AM

Just testing your reflexes for hitting a "moving target".

Anyway, didn't you tell me that you wanted me to encourage to stop smoking?

Midnight · 08-30-2007, 06:21 AM

Yeah, maybe if I'm on FIRE!

Got a light?

skookemdude · 08-30-2007, 08:39 AM

Ya jump in the air and light on your ass

Why you have a cast on your nose

RenaissanceII · 08-30-2007, 08:56 AM

Tried to go down on the Venus DeMilo statue at the museum.

Why are you hiding that weasel?

Infinite_Loser · 08-30-2007, 07:21 PM

What weasel?

Did you know a rat is a squirrel with a bushy tail?

Lady Sage · 08-30-2007, 07:24 PM

NO, but I knew a squirrel was a rat with a bushy tail.

Where DID I leave that duct tape?

Fast Forward · 08-31-2007, 12:01 AM

..... in the the trunk of Ted Bundy's VW.

And what did you use it for last?

777 · 08-31-2007, 03:13 PM

I used your brush on the dog.

What's that smell?

albania · 09-01-2007, 06:07 PM

I think that's chlorine; I was mixing ammonia and bleach, two great cleaning products what could go wrong?

What a cute dog, is it yours?

DaveOrion · 09-02-2007, 03:55 AM

Thats not a dog, its my mother in law and shes not house broken.

Can I get you another drink???

Fast Forward · 09-03-2007, 12:46 AM

"CAN" you? In your inebriated state I don't think that's possible.

Are you buying?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-03-2007, 12:16 PM

Sure, money is imaginary anyway.

What was the original point of this game?

777 · 09-03-2007, 03:48 PM

If I told you, I´d you have to kill you.

What's the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

Fast Forward · 09-03-2007, 11:52 PM

Address the Magic Eight Ball and confine your question to a "yes" or "no" response.

Are you doing your own killing or do you employ a hit man to do the work?

Midnight · 09-06-2007, 09:19 PM

some of us dont NEED to use a hit man.

do you realize that's not a sex toy?

777 · 09-07-2007, 03:15 PM

Do you realize your lack of creativity?

¿Que pasa?

Fast Forward · 09-10-2007, 01:23 AM

No mucho!

Do you know what "handkerchief is called in Japanese?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-11-2007, 05:37 PM

Hell, no! I'm an "american"!

Why are you so surly?

Fast Forward · 09-13-2007, 12:58 AM

I don't know. You always have that affect on me.

Who do you think you are anyway, asking me that question?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-13-2007, 04:52 PM

Popeye.

The people are restless.

debaser · 09-13-2007, 05:02 PM

Let them eat cake.

Don't you get the rules to this game?

ngdawg · 09-13-2007, 06:37 PM

Does this look like a game to you?

What's with those fingernails?

Munku · 09-13-2007, 11:55 PM

Ask again and I may have to claw your eyes out..

Don't you realize everyone has their own agenda they gotta keep nailed down?

Fast Forward · 09-14-2007, 01:07 AM

No.

Do you?

HamiC · 09-14-2007, 03:26 AM

No, never, never.

Where's the records room?

Midnight · 09-14-2007, 04:27 AM

Records? They don't make those any more man... you live under a rock for the past 2 decades?

You want some coffee with your sugar there?

777 · 09-14-2007, 03:01 PM

Sure, my caffine flow is being diluted by all this blood.

Where's my steak?

Munku · 09-16-2007, 11:38 PM

Ask Fido, It's hanging out of his mouth.. Man's best friend my ass!

Cold in here, no?

Fast Forward · 09-17-2007, 12:57 AM

Not where I'm standing.

Why do you insist on putting your parishable food into the fridge, from the inside?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-18-2007, 01:40 PM

I'll deny that in court.

Do you have any cheese?

777 · 09-18-2007, 04:09 PM

I was hoping you brought the cheese along with you whine.

Which iPod should I get?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-19-2007, 06:10 PM

The one that's implanted behind your ear.

I just had another fucking epiphany!

Munku · 09-19-2007, 11:37 PM

See I told you first grade math was easy!

How can I bowl higher than a 180?

Fast Forward · 09-20-2007, 12:05 AM

Get yourself a pair of high-heel boots and you can bowl (or do anthing else for that matter) much higher than 180 - centimetres, of course.

Whose idea was this, anyway

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-20-2007, 06:52 AM

I think God had a hand in it.

You had better wake up, Sabu!

albania · 09-20-2007, 06:27 PM

I'm sorry you don't qualify for jeopardy. It needs to be in the form of a question.

Wow, that looks heavy; how heavy do you think that is?

777 · 09-21-2007, 04:56 PM

lift it and find out.

Was that a ninja?

Munku · 09-22-2007, 10:24 PM

Are you still breathing? Then no, it wasn't a ninja...

Why do blondes have more fun?

Ourcrazymodern? · 09-23-2007, 01:09 AM

Because they have that reputation.

Was that a serious question?

08-30-2007, 08:56 AM	#85 (permalink)
RenaissanceII Psycho Location: Grand Rapids	Tried to go down on the Venus DeMilo statue at the museum. Why are you hiding that weasel? __________________ *And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.* Anais Nin I Wish *You* Well.

08-30-2007, 07:21 PM	#86 (permalink)
Infinite_Loser Junkie Location: Lake Mary, FL	What weasel? Did you know a rat is a squirrel with a bushy tail? __________________ I believe in equality; Everyone is equally inferior to me.

08-30-2007, 07:24 PM	#87 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	NO, but I knew a squirrel was a rat with a bushy tail. Where DID I leave that duct tape? __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

08-31-2007, 03:13 PM	#89 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	I used your brush on the dog. What's that smell? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

09-02-2007, 03:55 AM	#91 (permalink)
DaveOrion Playing With Fire Location: Disaster Area	Thats not a dog, its my mother in law and shes not house broken. Can I get you another drink??? __________________ *Syriana*...have you ever tried liquid MDMA?....Liquid MDMA? No....Arash, when you wanna do this?.....After prayer...

08-29-2007, 08:08 PM	#81 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	because im not through yelling at you today yet Why do you empty my ashtray just as im about to flick?

08-30-2007, 12:45 AM	#82 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	Just testing your reflexes for hitting a "moving target". Anyway, didn't you tell me that you wanted me to encourage to stop smoking?

08-30-2007, 06:21 AM	#83 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	Yeah, maybe if I'm on FIRE! Got a light?

08-30-2007, 08:39 AM	#84 (permalink)
skookemdude Upright	Ya jump in the air and light on your ass Why you have a cast on your nose

08-31-2007, 12:01 AM	#88 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	..... in the the trunk of Ted Bundy's VW. And what did you use it for last?

09-01-2007, 06:07 PM	#90 (permalink)
albania Psycho	I think that's chlorine; I was mixing ammonia and bleach, two great cleaning products what could go wrong? What a cute dog, is it yours?

09-03-2007, 12:46 AM	#92 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	"CAN" you? In your inebriated state I don't think that's possible. Are you buying?

09-03-2007, 12:16 PM	#93 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Sure, money is imaginary anyway. What was the original point of this game?

09-03-2007, 03:48 PM	#94 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	If I told you, I´d you have to kill you. What's the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

09-03-2007, 11:52 PM	#95 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	Address the Magic Eight Ball and confine your question to a "yes" or "no" response. Are you doing your own killing or do you employ a hit man to do the work?

09-06-2007, 09:19 PM	#96 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	some of us dont NEED to use a hit man. do you realize that's not a sex toy?

09-07-2007, 03:15 PM	#97 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Do you realize your lack of creativity? ¿Que pasa? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

09-10-2007, 01:23 AM	#98 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	No mucho! Do you know what "handkerchief is called in Japanese?

09-11-2007, 05:37 PM	#99 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Hell, no! I'm an "american"! Why are you so surly? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-13-2007, 12:58 AM	#100 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	I don't know. You always have that affect on me. Who do you think you are anyway, asking me that question?

09-13-2007, 04:52 PM	#101 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Popeye. The people are restless. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-13-2007, 05:02 PM	#102 (permalink)
debaser Sir, I have a plan... Location: 38S NC20943324	Let them eat cake. Don't you get the rules to this game? __________________ Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.

09-13-2007, 06:37 PM	#103 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	Does this look like a game to you? What's with those fingernails? __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

09-13-2007, 11:55 PM	#104 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Ask again and I may have to claw your eyes out.. Don't you realize everyone has their own agenda they gotta keep nailed down?

09-14-2007, 01:07 AM	#105 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	No. Do you?

09-14-2007, 03:26 AM	#106 (permalink)
HamiC Insane Location: USA	No, never, never. Where's the records room?

09-14-2007, 04:27 AM	#107 (permalink)
Midnight Banned Location: Chicago's western burbs	Records? They don't make those any more man... you live under a rock for the past 2 decades? You want some coffee with your sugar there?

09-14-2007, 03:01 PM	#108 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	Sure, my caffine flow is being diluted by all this blood. Where's my steak? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

09-16-2007, 11:38 PM	#109 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Ask Fido, It's hanging out of his mouth.. Man's best friend my ass! Cold in here, no?

09-17-2007, 12:57 AM	#110 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	Not where I'm standing. Why do you insist on putting your parishable food into the fridge, from the inside?

09-18-2007, 01:40 PM	#111 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I'll deny that in court. Do you have any cheese? __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-18-2007, 04:09 PM	#112 (permalink)
777 drawn and redrawn Location: Some where in Southern California	I was hoping you brought the cheese along with you whine. Which iPod should I get? __________________ "I don't know that I ever wanted greatness, on its own. It seems rather like wanting to be an engineer, rather than wanting to design something - or wanting to be a writer, rather than wanting to write. It should be a by-product, not a thing in itself. Otherwise, it's just an ego trip." Roger Zelazny

09-19-2007, 06:10 PM	#113 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	The one that's implanted behind your ear. I just had another fucking epiphany! __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

09-19-2007, 11:37 PM	#114 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	See I told you first grade math was easy! How can I bowl higher than a 180?

09-20-2007, 12:05 AM	#115 (permalink)
Fast Forward Banned Location: Tramtária	Get yourself a pair of high-heel boots and you can bowl (or do anthing else for that matter) much higher than 180 - centimetres, of course. Whose idea was this, anyway