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Old 06-17-2003, 11:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Biggest Loser In The World

I am the biggest loser in the world. Am 18, never had a girlfriend in my life, never been kissed. Have plenty of female friends, been turned down at least three times. Obviously never been laid. Never been drunk/high/wired/whatever. Chicks consider me to be "like a brother". If you can find someone who is more of a loser than me, I'll give you props.
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Old 06-17-2003, 11:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Been turned down three times? Thats your problem right there! You obviously aren't asking. I am 19. Got my first kiss in january. Also get my first poon tang then too (its overrated btw). As far as drunk high goes... well thats an area of debate. Doing that defintly does not make you cool although its something I do. Make sure that whatever you do you do it for you and no one else.
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Old 06-17-2003, 11:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You're not a loser, just inexperienced.
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I have to second what Freman said. However, sex is NOT overrated (especially with someone you truly care about) but being drunk or high certainly is.

Give it time and don't stop being yourself. The real worthwhile women can weed out a phony in no time. Brother, you're only 18. Be cool, take your time and it'll happen.
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Old 06-18-2003, 05:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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A loser at 18? Naaaaahh. Check back when your 28, and if your story is the same, then we'll talk.
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Old 06-18-2003, 06:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Biggest Loser In The World

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If you can find someone who is more of a loser than me, I'll give you props.
What about Bones?
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Old 06-18-2003, 08:16 AM   #7 (permalink)
 
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<b>Stiltzkin</b>, a lot of us are or were big losers based on your definition.
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Old 06-18-2003, 06:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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sorry man, my mistake.
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Old 06-18-2003, 06:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2003, 07:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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it's ok man, don't worry

i was 21 when i had my first g/f thus got my first kiss. so you're still a god damn hero potential in my book
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Old 06-18-2003, 08:11 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A loser at 18? Naaaaahh. Check back when your 28, and if your story is the same, then we'll talk.

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Old 06-18-2003, 08:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: Re: Re: Biggest Loser In The World

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dude i think you are getting the words "loser" and "superpimp" mixed up there.
Hail Stiltzkin!

Bones sage words ring true. There is a fine line between "loser" and "superpimp" and we all cross back and forth across it throughout our lives. You have just begun.

Now get back out there and entertain me!
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Old 06-18-2003, 08:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You are way young to be carrying so much weight. You can't be looking outward for people or events to make you feel fullfilled. Right now you need to quell some of those raging hormones. There are "ways" to do this, even if you require "professional" attention (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

Then score some cheap wine and drink until you puke.

With those two hurdles out of the way, you can quit whining and gete back to the task of taking over the world.
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Old 06-18-2003, 10:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
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You're not a loser.
You sound pretty normal to me.

Remember; dating and asking girls out is like playing roulette; every time you ask is a separate occasion. If you sit down and try to find a pattern, you'll go crazy and lose.

Somewhere out there are millions of people thinking the same thing as you.

As for getting wired/stoned/drunk, hey, you're not missing anything. Trust me. Not doing it may make you feel "uncool" right now, but the age where people go under because they can't quit is NOT THAT FAR AWAY.

Don't worry. One day, things will just start to happen.
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Old 06-19-2003, 01:02 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Coolness. Lots of nice responses. TFP is teh r0x0rs
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Old 06-28-2003, 06:25 AM   #16 (permalink)
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i saw the title and i thought the thread was started by KWSN!

but dude dont feel bad you got lots of time...i saw a guy on howard stern who was a 37 year old virgin.....they got a porn star to do him in a Taxi cab....try contacting Strean mabey he will hook ya up

you can always get a hold of some GHB (wait thats bad)

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dating and asking girls out is like playing roulette; every time you ask is a separate occasion. If you sit down and try to find a pattern, you'll go crazy and lose.
that is just about the most honest thing i heave heared in along time
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Old 06-29-2003, 01:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I am 18, have been drunk, High.... not sure what wired is... speed? had multiple girlfriends and sexual experiances.. and i sure as hell am a loser... i just pretend to be cool give it time
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Old 06-29-2003, 04:04 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Life aint a game.. don't rush it.. sit back and wait for it to happen.. Just make sure it happens with someone you want it to happen with.. not just a one night fling ^_^
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Old 06-29-2003, 07:11 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2003, 09:44 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Re: Biggest Loser In The World

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I am the biggest loser in the world. Am 18, never had a girlfriend in my life, never been kissed. Have plenty of female friends, been turned down at least three times. Obviously never been laid. Never been drunk/high/wired/whatever. Chicks consider me to be "like a brother". If you can find someone who is more of a loser than me, I'll give you props.
man you need to start drinking and going to parties that will get the laided thing done, then all you need to do is get a good job and a car chicks love guys that got money and a car
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Old 06-29-2003, 07:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I dig your setup but your not the lead singer of creed so youll have to wait till he dies to be biggest loser. So, make it a point not to get laid, dont move out of your parents house, and never wash your hands after you beat it and youll come along fine.
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Old 06-29-2003, 10:30 PM   #22 (permalink)
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At 18 ur just starting the game man...

As for the girls treating you like a brother, BONES posted this link a little while ago which will help you out. Read and memorise my young friend...
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Old 06-30-2003, 12:36 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Ya all you have to do is start asking out girls that you like, if they shoot you down then move on.
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Old 06-30-2003, 01:08 PM   #24 (permalink)
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the only thing "loserish" that I'm hearing is that your feeling sorry for yourself. if you put out the image that your weak and lack self confidence, you not going to get the things you want. plain and simple.
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:36 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Same story, I'm 19
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Old 06-30-2003, 04:06 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Hey Stilt, take what you said, add on the fact that I look like I'm about 14-15, and that's me. It's horrible trust me.
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Old 06-30-2003, 04:07 PM   #27 (permalink)
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18??? pffttttt... You gotta do more time than that to qualify, mate Good things come to those who wait etc etc etc..
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Old 06-30-2003, 09:01 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 07-01-2003, 11:05 AM   #29 (permalink)
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im 20 and still don't got a real relationship.



I have had GF in the past and I also have a 3 year old daughter but that girl is crazy.
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:35 PM   #30 (permalink)
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you sure are missing out, gee
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Old 07-01-2003, 07:20 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I killed a big bullfrog of my brothers', when I was little.
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I was scared of it.
I'm sorry about killing it to this day.

(No point to the tale, just thought I'd unburden.)
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