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paddyjoe 12-01-2004 03:27 PM

Fremen was once presented with the key to Jacksonville, Texas, for being their finest parallel parker.

tecoyah 12-01-2004 05:00 PM

Paddyjoe does not actually live in NY. He pretends to live there to hide the fact he is an Offshore import company....dodging the tax codes, and sending his jobs to pakistan.

amonkie 12-01-2004 08:03 PM

Tecoyah is Paddyjoe's top secret contact in Pakistan, who takes payment in the forms of pancakes.

Fly 12-02-2004 03:23 AM

amonkie likes to swing in the trees..........

uncle phil 12-02-2004 01:04 PM

fly wants to hire amonkie to stay in the trees and keep those damned squirrels away...

Livia Regina 12-02-2004 01:30 PM

uncle phil is actuallly Uncle Sam's mild mannered gay brother. Needless to say, the are not on speaking terms.

Jonsgirl 12-02-2004 02:24 PM

Livia Regina is married to uncle Sam, and thinks that a woman's place is in the kitchen. She is also agaisnt gayness, loud music, skwerls, and mountain oysters.

ShaniFaye 12-02-2004 02:32 PM

Jonsgirl has a deep desire to be kissed under the mistletoe by a girl!!

and I volunteer :lol:

Jonsgirl 12-02-2004 02:50 PM

Yay!

Just for that I won't tell anyone about you bieng my sub.

Oh crap! I just did. Oh well....

Livia Regina 12-02-2004 03:25 PM

Jonsgirl is actually a man who has been trying to kiss Shanifaye for ages but thought he'd have a better chance if he were a girl.

Down with the mountain oysters!

tecoyah 12-03-2004 07:53 PM

Livia Invented Mountain oysters in a freak shearing accident....after getting drunk and mistaking a bull for a sheep

Conclamo Ludus 12-03-2004 09:22 PM

tecoyah was the sheep

AntoineMartinez 12-03-2004 11:23 PM

conclamo ludus wonders why he was cut from "Drawn Together"

uncle phil 12-06-2004 01:26 PM

dear Antoine eagerly awaits christmas in hopes that a pair of "mickey mouse sleeper jammies," complete with ears, turns up under his christmas tree...

Fly 12-06-2004 01:48 PM

well..........all i gotta say is,check this out.




















http://img11.exs.cx/img11/5219/d7cdsc002580dpi.jpg




yes folks........i know.......a little hard to take,phil being a family member and all,.........but we love him just the same right.............right?

Fly 12-06-2004 01:49 PM

ohhh..........and yes,that is phil's ass in the air.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77828

uncle phil 12-06-2004 02:08 PM

/me still thinking about ways to get even with PJ...

carry on...

Fly 12-06-2004 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
/me still thinking about ways to get even with PJ...

carry on...


i'm runnin' with this one phil my man.........


*and i also hope you nail joe's ass to the wall as well*

....*although i have to thank him for the ammo*...


hehehehe... :D

Livia Regina 12-06-2004 05:40 PM

flyman doesn't want anyone to know that it's actually <i>his</i> ass in the picture...

Fremen 12-06-2004 06:06 PM

What Livia Regina doesn't realize, is that fly don't care who sees his azz, 'cause he'll drop trou at the pop of a beer tab. :D

paddyjoe 12-06-2004 07:15 PM

To date, Fremen has mailed 4,013 photos of his ass to various website owners. To date, not one has run it.


Just not as purtys as uncle phil's I guess.

paddyjoe 12-06-2004 07:19 PM

Btw, you can catch another glimpse of the famous butt here:

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77952




fly, leave him the hell alone...freak.... :lol:

Livia Regina 12-06-2004 07:26 PM

Paddyjoe's avatar is part of a cunning plot to hypnotize the members of TFP so he can take over the world.

Brooke 12-06-2004 07:32 PM

Livia Regina Wont kill you with her brain - to much effort to move. Instead she will take over someone elses and kill you with their brain.

If not she will stab you with a candy cane.

uncle phil 12-07-2004 01:24 PM

Brooke "tries" to write poetry...

paddyjoe 12-07-2004 03:26 PM

uncle phil never did learn to read or write. He's relied on his looks all these years.

tecoyah 12-07-2004 04:16 PM

paddyjoe....feels he wasted four years of his life learning to read and write latin. Fortunately it does come in handy when cussing out his priest.

Fly 12-07-2004 08:43 PM

tecoyah............now,i feel funny saying this but..........he really enjoys uncle phil's company.

check out the get together........

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77828

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=77952

Fremen 12-07-2004 10:34 PM

fly was so jealous of uncle phil's ass-airing in the Rochester thread and up above, he went and took this with his new Assaroid Ct300-69 camera, which he got out of the Fingerbutt catalog.

One word, fly......ray...her....zerrrr! :crazy: :D

paddyjoe 12-08-2004 04:50 AM

Flyman recently hired Fremen to pluck those nasty little hairs, one by one.




Double play, baby!!!

Fly 12-08-2004 06:02 AM

joe likes to do the double play with himself,palmela, handula and wristina........


jerk that johnson big boy..... :D

uncle phil 12-08-2004 01:28 PM

fly really, really, really gets off on that pic of tec and pj smoochin'...

Fremen 12-08-2004 04:12 PM

And unc. p took that pic while he was on intimate terms with Jim Beam.

So how good does ol' Jim smooch, unc? ;)

uncle phil 12-09-2004 01:30 PM

like honeydew-vine water, you who have yet to be hugged, let alone kissed...

ngdawg 12-09-2004 06:48 PM

After tecoyah left the hotel room in Rochester, Phil and Joe played their own little game of Paddy cake....let's just say whipped cream was involved...

Brooke 12-09-2004 06:58 PM

Ngdawg knows cause she was holding the video camera.

uncle phil 12-10-2004 01:25 PM

Brooke, you been peekin'?

ngdawg 12-10-2004 02:05 PM

Phil will be celebrating his birthday in a very special way tonight. With a bottle of Jim Beam and nothing on but a smile, he will head out to the barn, sit in the Vette and turn up the volume to Chuck Berry's "My Ding-a-Ling". Good times....

JumpinJesus 12-10-2004 05:10 PM

ngdawg has spent years toiling to recreate the chariot race scene from Ben Hur in miniature using macaroni.

JumpinJesus 12-10-2004 06:44 PM

JumpinJesus is devastatingly handsome and exceptionally dapper; he just doesn't want anyone to know. He can also solve quantum equations while cooking gourmet meals. He really is an amazing person.


Really.



But it's a secret.




ssshhhhhh.


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