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paddyjoe 09-01-2003 06:10 AM

dang...too slow!

I know bundy is this quick around the ladies, too.

Fly 09-01-2003 06:19 AM

hehe......PJ is slow with the ladies

hehe

splck 09-01-2003 07:59 AM

The fly is a non-starter with the ladies.

Conclamo Ludus 09-01-2003 08:19 AM

splck is an agressive self-starter with or without the ladies.

Pendejadiota 09-01-2003 08:27 AM

Conclamo Ludus rubs baking powder on her.....errrr i mean his testicles.And then wraps em' up and throws em' into the garbage can.Now happy that she...errr i mean he is one step closer to freedom. (I dont get it either)

JumpinJesus 09-01-2003 05:21 PM

Pendejaidiota's not so secret secret is that he confuses the hell out of people.

ssander9 09-01-2003 05:53 PM

JumpinJesus can't jump.

Conclamo Ludus 09-01-2003 06:02 PM

ssander9 is actually a 12 year-old kid who likes to pretend he's 45 so we all think he's cooler than us.

MuTuaL 09-01-2003 06:15 PM

Conclamo Ludus fondles all of his sweaters nightly

Conclamo Ludus 09-01-2003 06:39 PM

Sweaters just feel so good.

"MuTuaL" is an ancient Choctaw Indian word for sweats-like-a-pig.

bundy 09-01-2003 07:03 PM

The Conclamo Ludus Nook is under investigation by the national authorities since there have been several ritual sacrifices recently at the hands of the foul many-headed snake.

Fly 09-01-2003 07:52 PM

bundy likes to suck on toes...


too bad that they are his own.


*shudders*

splck 09-01-2003 07:59 PM

Flyman "tongues" his beer bottle when he drinks..

Fly 09-01-2003 08:01 PM

splck says this cuz he gets a kick outta whatchin' dudes tongue thier beer.

weirdo....

anleja 09-01-2003 08:23 PM

flyman wishes it was socially acceptable to lick the plate clean when dining in a restaurant.

bundy 09-01-2003 08:42 PM

anleja hopes that one day it will be socially acceptable to scream obscenities at everyone in fine restaurants...

Meridae'n 09-01-2003 10:06 PM

Bundy likes Mark Latham.

bundy 09-01-2003 10:28 PM

Meridae´n likes Fred Nile

Meridae'n 09-01-2003 10:33 PM

Bundy went to Coogee to pray at the post that looked like the Virgin Mary. Twice.

bundy 09-01-2003 11:04 PM

Meri voted for Fred Nile. Twice

Fremen 09-02-2003 04:13 AM

Bundy uses a paint stripper to peel his sticky sleeper jammies off.

baaa 09-02-2003 04:40 AM

freemen is a smurf

bundy 09-02-2003 04:47 AM

baaa is Gargamel (sp?)

and he doesn´t respect Mangina Guy (kevin)

Midlandmadman 09-02-2003 06:04 AM

bundy looked forward to the rectal exam part of every physical he has taken.

MuTuaL 09-02-2003 08:30 AM

Midlandmadman REALLY ISN'T MAD AT ALL!

ariekitten 09-02-2003 09:53 AM

MuTual is really a cow!!! get it? MU! MOO! hehe.

Beltruckus 09-02-2003 11:24 AM

areikitten is the thundercat everyone was ashamed of and kept in the basement. Panthera would come down and visit her in the night.

Thunder THUNDER THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO

uncle phil 09-02-2003 12:30 PM

belt has a collection of ISOs from every edition of the rocky mountain news for the last year...

Conclamo Ludus 09-02-2003 04:19 PM

Uncle Phil only buys his clothes from the women's Big & Tall shop. No one knows why except for him and bundy.

bundy 09-02-2003 05:38 PM

thats right Ludus... and that secret is going to stay between Phil and me.

meanwhile, down the street at the entry to the Ludus Di$co, the owner, Con Clamo, is discussing with the fashion police why they should let him keep his ´70s themed day disco open... they want to convict him of encouraging serious fashion mistakes amongst his customers.

Meridae'n 09-02-2003 06:09 PM

Bundy thinks Pauline Hanson got off lightly

bundy 09-02-2003 06:17 PM

thats not a secret.

Meri cried when Amity came last in The Block. but he´s really happy her cute little whiny voice is on that Toyota Echo ad.

Meridae'n 09-02-2003 06:23 PM

Bundy bought Gazza and Wazza's apartment and turned it into a shrine.

Conclamo Ludus 09-02-2003 06:23 PM

Bundy truly loves one thing and one thing only, French Poodles.

Fly 09-02-2003 08:27 PM

C Ludus still listens to lp records on his old man's turntable.

....get with the times pal....we all now cassette tapes are where it's at.

Meridae'n 09-03-2003 01:05 AM

flyman is in love with me.

bundy 09-03-2003 02:09 AM

no, meri, flyman is in love with me!

Meri still pines for Sara-Marie...(from Big Brother 1)... hmmmm...yeah....

Fly 09-03-2003 03:43 AM

weirdo...eerrr....i mean bundy wants someone to love him.

bundy 09-03-2003 03:49 AM

weirdo... i´m crushed... is that what this thread has come to...

well, flyman thinks that Marty McFly is a really nice guy, who lives down the street from him... WAKE UP FLY, that guy is just your dealer.

Fly 09-03-2003 03:57 AM

bundy is the dude who lives down my street and parades around as Marty McFly dealin'.

*if the weirdo hit your heart strings i'm sorry.*

*do you still love me?*


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