bparker's big secret: his eyes haven't been virginal since 1970.

Redgirl also wants to make passionate birthday-llama nookie with Ogden Nash.

Peetster wants to dress up as a camel and jump out of the cake

bparker secretly wants to dance around his office, wearing only his speedo's, and singing "It's raining men! Halleluiah it's raining men!!"

edit: And who/what is Ogden Nash? I've seen the llama before, but didn't get that part.

Redgirl doesnt want everybody to know that she actually taught me that dance.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Redgirl
[B]bparker secretly wants to dance around his office, wearing only his speedo's, and singing "It's raining men! Halleluiah it's raining men!!"

bparker doesn't want everyone to know he's already done this on stage at a karaoke bar

cherriesue is the Tricktickler...

bparker is a Mr. Groper

cherriesue tosses people in front of busses

One of Nash's most famous poems is the llama:
bparker dances so well because he is one of the original "Village People". I think he's the guy with the tool belt.

bparker only dated the guy with the tool belt

peetster doesnt want others to know that we dance together at times... cmon buddy pull out that biker suit outta the closet...

cherrie... cherrie.... cherrie.... was in love with the tools on the tool belt

bparker loves his power tools

bparker has completely worn through the pool scene on his taped copy of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", and not because of the topless Phoebe Cates, but rather because he likes to watch Judge Reinhold whacking it.

cherriesue seems to be obsessed with the word "tool"

hey peetster, you would be fascinated by that scene too if your name was Brad.

Besides, I have it on DVD!:D

bparker is also proud of his secret large collection of MILF porn on DVD.

Redgirl has been featured prominently in MILF porn. She's not a MILF, but has had a variety of sexual encounters with them.

Peetster is a fan of my early work. He secretly violates the restraining order I have on him.

You naughty boy!!

redgirl stars in porn and does not share.

i a t o would attempt to star in porn if he could just get those damned sleeper jammies off...

Uncle phil must be talking with someone that knows me.

Damn it!

iamtheone suffers from a severe, life-threatening case of wedgie, caused by the sleeper jammies he has been unable to remove since he was six.

mml was the school aged bully that put the wedgie hold on iamtheone... just becareful of him if he has a pensil in his hand

bparker still dreams of his second grade teacher, mr. butkus...

Mr Butkus changed his name to uncle phil after I left the second grade

and then to daddy after third.

rugger never got past third grade.............went straight to phil's sleeper jammie factory and worked for peanuts.

(he had an elephant eh.....)

Well, I guess the secret is already out. flyman puffs on giant penis'.

Whatever turns you on, ol buddy.......................................eh?

peej can't get the image of the penis bong out of his mind, especially on the can while he 'massages the marmot'. ;)

Fremen enjoys it when his women dress up like cowgirls and lead him around by his manhood with a little lasso...

monk still practices the hokey-pokey on monday nights at the club...

uncle phil is carefully piecing together his next jammie sleeper made solely from wanking socks that he purchases off of ebay. :eek:

bernadette already has her wanking sock sleeper jammie, and she loves it dearly!

chingalo's lips move when he reads...

uncle phil reads when his lips move

bparker's asshole moves when he reads. :D

Redgirl should know thats because i only read when I am on the toilet...

Redgirl gets hot and bothered watching Disney cartoons...

bp can read...

uncle phil uses a yellow high-liter on the back of his Post Toasties box.

Has to remember where he left off.

Paddyjoe spanked his monkey last night, then his monkey spanked him back.