Jonsgirl

Charlatan likes it when it snows. He digs snow tunnels all over the neighborhood and then pops up naked yelling 'Happy Groundhog's day!! See my little goundhog's shadow?"

Unfortunately for him, no one ever has.......

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

bundy

jonsgirl likes to make it snow at Narita airport so that people formerly of tropical countries moving to Japan get a nice taste of the freezing cold. thanks babe.

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Ohayo!!!

uncle phil

bundy forgot to pack his sleeper jammies...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

Uncle Phil is wearing Bundy's sleeper jammies...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fremen

Charlatan paid uncle phil to send bundy a big box of sleeper jammies so bundy could distribute them to his new students.
What bundy doesn't know is that Charlatan put a picture of his "extra-large" Canadian phallus in each jammie package at phil's urging.

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Google

Charlatan

Fremen still hasn't read Dune...

(but has watched the movie... well actually only the parts of it with Sting in leather undies...)

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

Charlie here......loves to "prance" around,watching Sting in Dune,wearing only leather panties and a garter belt.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

flyman lives out his secret life on TFP... in real life he is an accountant with a small real estate firm in downtown Chicago... He lives by himself in a small apartment with his cat, Winky and his collection of antique tie clips. He doesn't drink or do drugs because of his allergies...

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

uncle phil

damn, charlie...you hit the nail right on the "head" (get it...head?)

even if that is your dream occupation...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

Due to his ambushing escapades, uncle p pissed off so many Girl Scouts on last year's cookie drive, they have sworn out a 'contract' on any balding, sleeper jammie-wearing, Corvette-driving, cookie-hoarding men in the North-Eastern U.S.
uncle phil is thinking about moving to Texas.

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Google

JumpinJesus

Fremen, angry over the treatment received by a balding, sleeper jammie-wearing, corvette-driving, cookie-hoarding man in the northeastern U.S., has put out a contract on anyone fitting that description.

He's on the lookout for anyone fitting that description in Texas, and his medal-strewn sash has been replaced by an ammo belt.

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"I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

Charlatan

JumpinJesus wants to keep Christmas from coming... but how?

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Astrocloud

Charlatan buys Pillsbury chocolate/chocolate chip Cookiedough, removes it from it's packaging, sticks it between his butcheeks and gets a rise out of going to a public place with it there. Once there you will see him dipping deep into his pants (as if scratching himself) pulling out a fingerful of the chunky brown stuff -and eating it.

Meanwhile japanese tourists snap photos and take videos of the incident.

Charlatan is really quite popular on Japanese "reality" television.

mojodragon

Astrocloud is Charlatan

mojodragon

mojodragon is still a rookie

Jonsgirl

mojodragon is not really a dragon. He is, instead, a small, timid lizard that can be found living off of discarded chocolate/ chocolate chip cookie dough at the the bottom of people's closets.

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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

mojodragon

Jonsgirl isn't addicted to pot or cigarettes, as her avatar suggests. She's addicted to discarded chocolate/ chocolate chip cookie dough at the the bottom of people's closets

AquaFox

mojodragon is attracted to john edwards hair-do and he secretly has a little mermaid collection



and he's a rookie!

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...AquaFox...

mojodragon

Aquafox has a John Edwards hair-do, and got me started on my little mermaid collection by giving me my very first Arial blow-up doll <blush>

mojodragon

Mojodragon's not a rookie anymore!

AquaFox

mojodragon pretends he doesn't know there is a edit button to add more comments in cause he's post-whoring, lol



lol, mojodragon likes hanging upside down while on the computer

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...AquaFox...

ICER

Aquafox watches Walker, Texas Ranger, and likes it.

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What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman

amonkie

ICER has a big pickup just like Walker Texas Ranger, but he's too afraid to let it out of the driveway, in case a rock drops from the sky.

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Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

AquaFox

amonkie is afraid of things falling from the sky



she once witnessed a tricycle being hit by a falling mooose when she was little

she also thinks walker texas ranger is cute

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...AquaFox...

Charlatan

AquaFox attends goes to clubs on the weekend where everyone dresses up like characters from Walker Texas Ranger... Sadly AquaFox doesn't even like Walker Texas Ranger he just needs friends.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

Charlie needs friends............he's so lonely!

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Charlatan

...now that's just being mean...


flyman actually *can* fly... but sadly he is afraid of heights so he chooses not to.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

ICER

Charlatan is really a cartoon character in disguise. And lives in constant fear of the Dip.

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What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman

Jonsgirl

ICER makes fun of other cartoon charaters cause they're all much cooler than he is.

__________________
Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

Charlatan

jonsgirl only has 33 days to cure her addiction for Iraqi men!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Fly

Charlie digs "reach arounds"...............if you ask him nice....he just might oblidge.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Jonsgirl

flyman gives classes on the perfect "reach around" technique.
For only 39.99 you, too, can learn to love the lovebone!!

__________________
Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

uncle phil

jonsgirl still eats her peas with a knife when she thinks noone is looking...

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

uncle phil still drinks pee when he thinks noone is looking...

__________________
"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

drakers

Charlatan dances to Ricky Martin's "Livin' La Vida Loca" and when he is done he masturbates dreaming that Ricky will fuck him in the ass.

Fly

woah!!!!!..........drakers has an obsession with dudes getting it in the backside.

*turns,faces drakers....and slowly shuffles backwards*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

tecoyah

Flyman had no idea Phil was right behind him as he shuffled................until it was too late

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Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Fremen

Which was too bad for tecoyah, because he wanted some of that sweet sweet fly ass, too. But not sloppy seconds.

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Google

AquaFox

when Fremen gets lonely on friday nights, he spends the entering random words into google with charlatan

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...AquaFox...

ICER

AquaFox is denial of being a KODT fan.

__________________
What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary?
One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
~~David Letterman