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BadNick 04-03-2008 10:03 AM

OK, back to reality, this thread has decorated its house with lots of Spring flowers and is also happy to report that its latest orchid acquisition is doing fabulous.

Sion 04-03-2008 11:04 AM

this thread has not yet risen to its level of incompetence
(see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_principle for details)

Tophat665 04-03-2008 02:16 PM

THis thread wore it's white wing tips before Easter.
http://www.tedsclothiers.com/product...WING%20TIP.jpg

uncle phil 04-03-2008 04:00 PM

but this thread doesn't wear 'white' after labor day...

Ourcrazymodern? 04-03-2008 04:10 PM

This thread wants tomorrow.

ring 04-03-2008 05:11 PM

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BadNick 04-03-2008 07:30 PM

This thread is singing to its probation officer:

Tomorrow, tomorrow
I love ya, tomorrow
You're always a day away

jewels 04-04-2008 01:47 AM

This thread can carry a tune all the way to Montezuma.

BadNick 04-04-2008 06:34 AM

...as well as to the shores of Tripoli.

Tophat665 04-04-2008 07:03 AM

This thread wonders if everyone in Libya has very wide feet, to name their capital Triple E.

BadNick 04-04-2008 09:44 AM

This thread is somewhat jealous of people who live in Intercourse, PA and is noticing that some prudish types are moving to Blue Ball, PA. As far as this thread knows, there are no prisons in Intercourse or Blue Ball, so that's a plus.

Tophat665 04-04-2008 12:32 PM

This thread has spent time in Beaver Lick Kentucky. It had a girlfrien in Sugar Tit for a while, and she used to visit the Big Bone Lick State park with it. They broke up when he wanted to take her to the Bong Recreation Area.

uncle phil 04-04-2008 12:42 PM

this thread would love to be able to ski at cameltoe...er...camelback...

ring 04-04-2008 12:49 PM

This thread lives in Camelot.

Tophat665 04-04-2008 03:15 PM

It is not true that this thread ever slept with any of the Kennedys, though it once got a ride home from a party with Teddy on a bet.

uncle phil 04-04-2008 03:34 PM

this thread never heard of mary jo kopechne...

Sion 04-04-2008 03:50 PM

this thread has weird dreams whenever it naps in the late afternoon

BadNick 04-04-2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion
this thread has weird dreams whenever it naps in the late afternoon


hey, this thread also noticed that.

And for some strange unexplained reason, every time this thread goes to Martha's Vineyard, it visits the infamous bridge on Chappaquiddick. Luckily, there is also a beautiful beach near there.

uncle phil 04-05-2008 02:35 AM

this thread smiles while remembering, "there once was a man from nantucket..."

Ourcrazymodern? 04-05-2008 03:24 AM

This thread talks in its sleep, apparently being chummy with archangels.

Hell, it doesn't know anybody named Mike.

jewels 04-05-2008 03:53 AM

This thread enjoys a freshly cut fruit salad some mornings.

Fly 04-05-2008 05:57 AM

this thread is a tad bit hung over this morning....


*fuckin' gin*

uncle phil 04-06-2008 02:35 AM

this thread would love to meet nancy sinatra...

jewels 04-06-2008 05:58 AM

this thread wonders what happened to those go-go boots ...

Sion 04-06-2008 08:09 AM

this thread also wonders what happened to the Go-Bots

uncle phil 04-06-2008 11:31 AM

this thread sees a red door and wants to paint it black...

jewels 04-06-2008 11:51 AM

this thread has seen the girls go by dressed in their Sunday clothes :p

uncle phil 04-06-2008 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels
this thread has seen the girls go by dressed in their Sunday clothes :p

and snappin' their fingers and shufflin' their feet...

BadNick 04-06-2008 06:48 PM

I'm hers, she's mine, wedding bells are gonna chime ...so this thread is inviting all of you to the wedding. RSVP to Witness Protection Thread.

jewels 04-07-2008 12:15 AM

This thread doesn't like getting up so early :orly: but is a card carryin' member of the Witness Protection Party.

uncle phil 04-07-2008 02:37 AM

this thread will party at the drop of a hat...

Sion 04-07-2008 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil
this thread will party at the drop of a hat...


or the drop of a glove, or a scarf, or a pair of panties...

especially at the drop of a pair of panties :thumbsup:

BadNick 04-07-2008 07:50 AM

This thread isn't wearing panties.

jewels 04-07-2008 07:52 AM

and this thread sure ain't wearin' BVDs.

BadNick 04-07-2008 08:00 AM

This thread likes to hang its fruit on a loom ...to proudly proclaim its Witness Protection status.

uncle phil 04-08-2008 02:48 AM

this thread is carefully making its way through the maze that is life...

Fly 04-08-2008 03:49 AM

this thread is actually crashing through the fucking maze of life...........

jewels 04-08-2008 03:51 AM

this thread just realized it has jury duty tomorrow!

BadNick 04-08-2008 06:10 AM

this thread hopes jewels does not become one of the Twelve Angry Men.

jewels 04-08-2008 08:59 AM

this thread has not had sexual reassignment.


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