This thread acted now and received a bonus tub of OxyClean.

However, this thread eats kryptonite for breakfast, sprinkled on its wheaties.

this thred can haz cheezberger?

This thred iz in yer browzer, takin up cache.

This thread needs supervision.

(Please change my eyes!)

Noticing that the corresponding pegboard outline for the coping saw was empty, this thread assumes that someone has once again "borrowed" irresponsibly.

This thread just wants to sing.

This thread is an actuary.

this thread is a singing actuarial accountant from Amsterdam...

This thread just wants to liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Do re me fa so la ti do ...

this thread always thought that doe was a deer, a female deer...

This thread is on an eternal search for the perfect Shammi-kebab

This thread is excited about going to see its lover tomorrow.

This thread should be watering the lawn.

This thread should be dancin'
/ Yeaaaah

This thread knows what jumping spiders like to eat.

this thread used to roast daddy-long-legs over a campfire on a hot dog stick...

This thread tongue kissed The Closer.

This thread is thinking about a big barbecue tonight.

This thread will wear it's best Sunday go-to-meetin' bib to the barbecue tonight.

Think thread's hank'rin' for a coolwater sammich

I wish I could tell you what I witnessed, but I can't.

This thread just ate a meatloaf sammich that was absolutely divine...

This thread says "feed me" ...

THis thread was feeling so alone that it was forced to sing spirituals, badly.

This thread sings regardless

Before joining the Witness Protection Program, this thread was in Sing Sing.

this thread couldn't sing its way out of a wet paper bag...

This thread sings better'n you. At least in the shower.

This thread sings arbitrarily.

this thread has never had a zipless fuck

this thread was around before velcro...

This thread denounces Krazy Glue...

This thread believes that Ron Popeil may be the third coming of Christ.

This thread has been known to roll in and out of delusional fantasy ...

this thread wears a barrel on april 15th...

This thread has to quit smoking for four months,
before the surgeon will fix C-4,5,6,&7.

(c'mon people, bring on the good pain in the neck jokes, I need 'em.)

This thread's pain is generally in the lower lumbar region, or the coccyx.

This thread likes saying coccyx. Coccyx.Coccyx.Coccyx.Coccyx.

OK, this thread is done now.

Coccyx.

This thread believes that ring's computer is/was a pain in her neck.

PS: this thread likes smelling fresh cured tobacco, not smoking it.

This thread was last seen operating a UPS Store in Waddy Peytona.

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