This thread has been spotted in several remote locations, but wasn't really there.

this thread thinks that there's nothing common about sense...

This thread don't like, it don't like, it don't like cocaine, but it does like the way it smells.

This thread is stuck in the middle with you ...

This thread has six fingers on its right hand.

This thread has been called a quack since it also has webs between its toes.

This thread might need its head re-examined.

This thread feels a tickle between its ears and thinks a lobotomy would scratch its itch.

this thread knows what yinz means, how to get to dahntahn, and what a jagger-bush is

This thread enjoys mimicking accents, much like the lyrebird.

This thread is a looney bird and its looney bun is fine.

this thread knows Benny Lava personally, and can attest to the finery of his loony bun.

This thread can testify to the loonesy of buns.

Speaking of loony bins, this thread used to hang with McMurphy and was known to have helped kick Nurse Ratched's sorry ass.

According to this thread... "that's just coo-coo".

this thread is coo-coo for coco-puffs

this thread also thinks sugar pops are tops...

This thread is corny and flakey all at the same time.

This thread is ready to play the Catskills

Thiz threadz got madd skillz

They see this thread rollin, and they hatin.

This thread is always down and dirty.

This thread be poppin ...

Don't tell anybody, but this thread lives in the hood and has a crew.

this thread wrote the 70s hit song "Car Wash"

This thread is not down. It won't be down until its head falls off.

This thread is bonded for contruction work.

This thread wants to crazy glue its head to the bottom of a big steel girder.

Talk about steel girdles, this thread would like to steel ...errrr steal this girdle

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...1ZScXeEfyL.jpg

Corset would.

This thread is making tent in trousers.

This thread thinks Nick would like mighty fine in that steel girdle ...

el correcto, miss jules. Finding a hiding place in there would further enhance my protective mode.

This thread wants a few hairs cut.

This thread majored in modern dance, minored in tap, and is unemployed.

This thread is pissed off today and recommends that everyone stay in a protected area, or who knows what can happen....well I mean the shadow knows, but who else would know?

This thread has no fear.

Now that this thread had a good lunch and a couple beers, it feels better....plus in work we're getting a nice bonus to our pay, so that helps, too.

and this thread won't let him get run over by any steel wheels...

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/e...elWheels89.jpg

As a honky tonk witness, I can attest to the fact that you guys blow my nose and then you blow my mind:

You're a faggy little leather boy with a smaller piece of stick.
You're a lashing, smashing hunk of man;
Your sweat shines sweet and strong.
Your organs working perfectly, but there's a part that's not screwed on.

this thread can sing, too...