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Tophat665 07-07-2009 02:36 PM

This thread has Moxie. It has stick-to-it-iveness. It has that certain je ne sais quoi. And its mojo is working.

jewels 07-08-2009 01:51 AM

This thread is often hungry upon awakening.

uncle phil 07-08-2009 02:39 AM

this thread is the fountainhead...

Tophat665 07-08-2009 07:36 AM

This thread knows who John Gault is.

uncle phil 07-08-2009 12:45 PM

this thread even knows how to spell "john galt..."

(sorry, top; i'm a stickler when it comes to ayn rand...)

DaniGirl 07-08-2009 01:14 PM

This thread is tired and needs some sleep!!

Oh ya don't forget the screw driver.

Tophat665 07-08-2009 01:18 PM

Just because this thread thinks uncle phil is the bees knees, it's not going to spend the next several pages running down ayn raynd. (well, maybe just a little.)

jewels 07-09-2009 01:50 AM

This thread has been known to disguise itself as Ayn Rand.

uncle phil 07-09-2009 03:20 AM

this thread realizes that top is just playin' wit' me...

Ourcrazymodern? 07-09-2009 05:27 AM

This thread exposes its hand
(-held device).

Tophat665 07-09-2009 07:24 AM

This thread's other hand is invisible.

uncle phil 07-10-2009 02:45 AM

this thread could be seen on the links today...

jewels 07-10-2009 04:38 AM

This thread knocks knick knacks.

BadNick 07-10-2009 06:56 AM

This nick knacks knockers...so to speak. Quietly, if it was that other thread.

DaniGirl 07-10-2009 07:11 AM

this thread is running a few test.... we will be back with you later.

BadNick 07-10-2009 07:58 AM

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...n-stilts-f.jpg

please stop saying "it tastes like chicken"

Tophat665 07-10-2009 08:39 AM

This thread wonders what chickens think that something that doesn't really taste like anything tastes like.

BadNick 07-10-2009 09:18 AM

This thread tried to get it's mailman to not deliver bills or any mail from the government. So far it is not working to this thread's specifications :(

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...itnessprot.jpg

Tophat665 07-10-2009 10:58 AM

This thread is a coffee achiever!

uncle phil 07-10-2009 11:58 AM

this thread is bare...

Tophat665 07-10-2009 01:02 PM

This thread is the pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

jewels 07-12-2009 04:12 AM

This thread was once bitten but not shy.

Tophat665 07-12-2009 04:05 PM

A moose bit this thread's sister once. Mind you, moose bites can me mighty nasty.

uncle phil 07-13-2009 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels (Post 2667557)
This thread was once bitten but not shy.

this thread is afraid of snakes...

Tophat665 07-13-2009 06:38 AM

This thread always carries a small flask for medicininal purposes in case of snakebite. This thread also always carries a small snake.

mixedmedia 07-13-2009 01:36 PM

This thread was once a snake-handling pastor in a small Pentecostal church in Pig Waller, Kentucky.

jewels 07-13-2009 01:42 PM

This thread bit and then trained the snake that the pastor handled and sold him to a man in Bonanza, Colorado for chicken feed.

mixedmedia 07-13-2009 01:46 PM

This thread has been eaten, digested and defecated by a chicken and now runs a small convenience store right outside of Petaluma. The chicken didn't fare as well.

uncle phil 07-13-2009 04:15 PM

this thread is lucky it has never been to waddy petunia, kentucky...

jewels 07-14-2009 12:40 AM

This thread has naught often been.

Ourcrazymodern? 07-14-2009 05:28 AM

This thread bees what it is.

Tophat665 07-14-2009 05:37 AM

This thread's gonna get it a horse, just about this " " big, and ride it all along the border line. With a pair of heavy duty, zircon encrusted tweezers in its hand, every other wrangler would think, it was mighty grand....

BadNick 07-14-2009 06:12 AM

This thread recently saw Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus rapping on a Philadelphia street corner with his crew....day was jammin it!

ring 07-14-2009 08:34 AM

This thread says Festus Chester Festus Chester Festus Chester.

mixedmedia 07-14-2009 10:47 AM

This thread only deigns to be described herein.

jewels 07-14-2009 02:52 PM

This thread assumes no responsibility.

DaniGirl 07-14-2009 03:43 PM

This thread is supposed to be playing D&D right now, damn that Punk.of.Ages and his little brother for taking so long.:mad:

uncle phil 07-14-2009 05:36 PM

this thread has been there, done that, but never done this...

jewels 07-15-2009 12:41 AM

This thread has loved, laughed and danced like no one was watching.

uncle phil 07-15-2009 02:27 AM

this thread ate an eclectic apple...


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