If only this thread had some Love Potion #9 it's wishes would be fulfilled.

this thread NEVER kissed a cop down at 34th and vine...

lock me up and throw away the key

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...07/ladycop.jpg

this thread had a brand new pair of roller skates but nick's friend threw away the key

this thread lights candles in the rain...

This thread first finale is fulfilled. It's a wonder, it is.

This thread is about to report itself to the Better Business Bureau.

this thread is a dreamer, nothing but a dreamer ...

this thread can find it's ass with both hands in the dark, or in fly's other thread...

This thread had no involvement in the 1992 massacre of virtual people in Kerplechestan.

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Last night, this thread had a date with a hot little button, and on that hangs a yarn.

This thread can sew that up for you, later.

This thread will put you in stitches!

this thread saved nine...

this thread is often red when it's doing a baseball

this thread was standin' on the corner when i heard my bulldog bark...

This thread looks in a mirror and sees itself looking at itself in the mirror.

this thread is multisexual

this thread's bulldog was barkin' at the two men who were gamblin' in the dark...

This thread is actual size, but probably seems much bigger to most people.

this thread is soft and nubby

Four out of Five dentists agree that this thread gets teeth whiter.

this thread wants to go home...

this thread wants to go home with you

This thread will be wrapped around your finger.

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When this thread cross dresses, it wants to be called "Chenielle"

This thread is hiding under the table at the Tea Party, just waiting for the right moment to jump out.

"What sort of day was it? A day like all days, filled with those events that alter and illuminate our times, and this thread was there..."

This is the thread that was.

this is the thread that will be ...

Superstring theory really turns this thread on.

This thread's been having trouble navigating since before it was born, & it's not even noon!

this thread can weave with or without a navigator

this thread has seen fire and rain...

this thread should have predicted jewels

this thread is downtown

this thread wishes you a wonderful day

this thread is going to mexico...

this thread has been seen bouncing off walls

This thread thought it would never think of Bobby Vee again.

This thread didn't know that so many red rubber balls were made, but can't find Simon & Garfunkel's.

this thread likes to handle things, but willingly denies them