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Old 04-03-2011, 04:52 AM   #2321 (permalink)
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this thread has seen nothing but knows everything
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Old 04-04-2011, 02:42 AM   #2322 (permalink)
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Old 04-04-2011, 09:32 AM   #2323 (permalink)
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This thread needs TP for its bunghole!
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Old 04-04-2011, 01:28 PM   #2324 (permalink)
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This thread is unraveling.
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Old 04-04-2011, 04:24 PM   #2325 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:12 AM   #2326 (permalink)
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This thread is a perfect 120, and will now re-ravel:
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:56 AM   #2327 (permalink)
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This thread has been known to tango.

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Old 04-05-2011, 09:58 AM   #2328 (permalink)
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This thread was once part of a cord, but got divorced.
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Old 04-05-2011, 12:13 PM   #2329 (permalink)
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this thread wishes it owned a cord...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 04-06-2011, 06:23 AM   #2330 (permalink)
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This thread's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Also, this thread can wrap its.... thread around anything just this side of deranged.
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Old 04-06-2011, 06:43 AM   #2331 (permalink)
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this thread's got legs, and it knows how to use them...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-06-2011, 08:57 AM   #2332 (permalink)
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this thread never begs
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Old 04-06-2011, 09:18 AM   #2333 (permalink)
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this thread scored four times, seven years ago...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-07-2011, 06:25 AM   #2334 (permalink)
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This thread stood up next to a mountain, but because of environmental concerns decided not to chop it down with the edge of its hand. (Well, and because threads don't generally have hands.)
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Old 04-07-2011, 01:03 PM   #2335 (permalink)
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this thread is hanging from a laundry basket
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:30 AM   #2336 (permalink)
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This thread is a bit of a basket case.
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Old 04-08-2011, 05:35 AM   #2337 (permalink)
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this thread wishes it could sing like this

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Old 04-08-2011, 01:07 PM   #2338 (permalink)
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this thread has been to the mountaintop...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-08-2011, 04:35 PM   #2339 (permalink)
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This thread wishes what the scientologists think they do: That they were clearer.
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Old 04-09-2011, 12:07 AM   #2340 (permalink)
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this thread is sailing through
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Old 04-09-2011, 02:11 AM   #2341 (permalink)
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this thread carries the weight of the world on its shoulders...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 04-09-2011, 11:54 AM   #2342 (permalink)
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this thread has a thing for a good deltoid
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Old 04-16-2011, 02:12 PM   #2343 (permalink)
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This thread is just about to be overcome by a couple.
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Old 04-17-2011, 12:14 AM   #2344 (permalink)
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this thread is never lost
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Old 04-17-2011, 02:16 AM   #2345 (permalink)
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this thread has never had its picture on the cover of the rolling stone, or the onion, for that matter...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-17-2011, 11:44 AM   #2346 (permalink)
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this thread has a nikon camera, loves to take photographs
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Old 04-17-2011, 11:59 AM   #2347 (permalink)
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this thread can do the hanky-panky...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-18-2011, 09:31 AM   #2348 (permalink)
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In general, this thread would rather use a sterile wipe than a hankey for it's pankey.
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Old 04-18-2011, 11:58 AM   #2349 (permalink)
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this thread uses handkerchiefs and handcuffs
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Old 04-19-2011, 02:24 AM   #2350 (permalink)
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this thread drove its chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-19-2011, 07:07 AM   #2351 (permalink)
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this thread likes its bourbon.
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:52 AM   #2352 (permalink)
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this thread likes its bourbon.
this thread knows i like mine, too...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-27-2011, 02:36 PM   #2353 (permalink)
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this thread is not on a roll as the cheese
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Old 04-27-2011, 02:53 PM   #2354 (permalink)
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this thread is bare...

bobby bare...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:54 AM   #2355 (permalink)
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this thread looooves good ol' boys
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Old 04-28-2011, 06:07 AM   #2356 (permalink)
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This thread bought some used paint. Came in the shape of a house.
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Old 05-01-2011, 01:38 AM   #2357 (permalink)
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This thread is.
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Old 05-01-2011, 02:25 AM   #2358 (permalink)
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this thread is still...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-02-2011, 05:53 AM   #2359 (permalink)
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this thread is a frayed knot
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:33 PM   #2360 (permalink)
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this thread is not afraid
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