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Old 12-29-2007, 08:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This thread is in the Witness Protection Program

This thread is the toast of Dubuque.

This thread is where you say things about this thread.

This thread is lonely and wants to kiss you always.

This thread is what nonsense means.
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Old 12-29-2007, 08:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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This thread is lonely and wants to kiss you always.

well then,this thread needs to kiss my hairy ass Top..........
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Old 12-29-2007, 08:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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this thread has been potty trained at the 'farm' in williamsburg,VA
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Old 12-29-2007, 11:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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may this thread never unravel...or is it ravel...or is it bolero...never mind...
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Old 12-29-2007, 04:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
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well then,this thread needs to kiss my hairy ass Top..........
This thread is slightly offended.

This thread does admire Fly's hairy ass.

This thread has fourteen illegitimate children, all named Aloysius, in 6 different European countries.
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Old 12-29-2007, 09:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This thread is still very young so I'm curious to see how it grows and develops.
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This thread is the toast of Dubuque...
While I like toast, I prefer to think of this thread as a Philly cheesesteak ...wit wiz.
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Old 12-29-2007, 11:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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This thread is still very young so I'm curious to see how it grows and develops.

a pre-pubescent thread, if you will.


I want a hobbit.
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Old 12-30-2007, 06:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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my hairy ass
this thread has unfortunately now been infected like thousands of others in TFP.........
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Old 12-30-2007, 08:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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This thread is hobbit forming.

This thread has not been infected, butt assimilated.

No animals were harmed in the making of this thread, and the midgets are already recovering nicely.
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Old 12-30-2007, 08:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Thith thwead is hard to pwonounce with a lithp.
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Old 12-30-2007, 09:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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this thread aspires to have mystical properties
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Old 12-30-2007, 11:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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i went to philadelphia once, and it should have been closed...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
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THis thread is very sensitive about its slight harelip.

This thread was never in Sumatra.
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Old 12-30-2007, 12:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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This thread is proceeding cautiously, worming its way..profiling
the lot of you.

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Old 12-30-2007, 01:56 PM   #15 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-30-2007, 07:41 PM   #16 (permalink)
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this is a thread of many colors, and some off-color, too.

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Old 12-30-2007, 07:45 PM   #17 (permalink)
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This thread has reason to suspect that something peculiar is lurking on the next page.

This thread is a bit apprehensive and could use a hug.
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Old 12-30-2007, 09:54 PM   #18 (permalink)
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this thread peed in the corner when no one was looking
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Old 12-31-2007, 06:28 AM   #19 (permalink)
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this thread does seem to welcome pee......
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Old 12-31-2007, 06:42 AM   #20 (permalink)
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"Drink sir, is a great provoker of three things....nose painting, sleep and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire but takes away the performance..."

Macbeth - Act 2, Scene 3
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:00 AM   #21 (permalink)
 
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This thread should never be upbraided.
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Old 12-31-2007, 08:25 AM   #22 (permalink)
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No animals were harmed in the making of this thread


don't be too hasty Top.........i live on a farm man.



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Old 12-31-2007, 10:39 AM   #23 (permalink)
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This thread would, from now on, like to be referred to as Loretta.

Loretta wants her bourbon, now.
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Old 12-31-2007, 11:19 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
But she was another man
All the girls around her say she's got it coming
But she gets it while she can
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Loretta. go home...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-03-2008, 04:35 PM   #25 (permalink)
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This thread is good for flossing...
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Old 01-03-2008, 06:49 PM   #26 (permalink)
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This thread realizes that asking to be called Loretta was silly and ultimately futile.

This thread is ribbed for her pleasure.

This thread can eat 50 eggs.
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Old 01-04-2008, 02:18 AM   #27 (permalink)
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this thread shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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Old 01-04-2008, 04:28 AM   #28 (permalink)
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i never saw a purple cow...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 01-04-2008, 05:55 AM   #29 (permalink)
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This thread has been imprisoned for far too long and yearns for a skin peel to change hue.
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Old 01-04-2008, 06:25 AM   #30 (permalink)
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This thread has never picked cotton.
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Old 01-04-2008, 07:16 AM   #31 (permalink)
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This thread will never abandon its purpose - the run for the money.
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Old 01-04-2008, 07:24 AM   #32 (permalink)
 
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This thread will help me to find my way from the barn to the house,
in a blizzard.
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:39 AM   #33 (permalink)
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this thread knows what hobbitses have in their pocketses...
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Old 01-04-2008, 11:55 AM   #34 (permalink)
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This thread can only be destroyed by being crushed beneath the wheels of the Juggernaut fo the Endless Labyrinth of Kishtun.
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:15 PM   #35 (permalink)
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this thread is in danger of becoming militantly musical...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:31 PM   #36 (permalink)
 
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This thread accidentally blew in the wind as you were laying
down the last coat of polyurethane, but it is a blonde one
and no one will really notice except if they rub their hand over the
finish and say something...who needs friends like that anyhoos.
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Old 01-04-2008, 01:46 PM   #37 (permalink)
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this is the thread that binds the bones

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Old 01-04-2008, 02:19 PM   #38 (permalink)
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this thread shot 3 under par on the front 9
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:04 PM   #39 (permalink)
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this thread shot 3 under par on the front 9

but triple bogeyed 5 of the back 9
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Old 01-04-2008, 03:14 PM   #40 (permalink)
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this thread shot 3 under par on the front 9
been there...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sion
but triple bogeyed 5 of the back 9
done that...

Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle phil
been there...



done that...
but couldn't wear the tee shirt because one needs a collar...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

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