If you were in a band, what their name be? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

rockzilla · 06-23-2003, 11:16 AM

The topic pretty much says it all. Ever thought up a cool band name, but don't have a band to join? I've got a few.

- Destructive Intereference (came up with this when studying sound in HS physics)
- Gay Angels
- The Molestones
- Plus 5 (D&D-Themed boy band)
- VD Negative

Snoogans · 06-23-2003, 11:58 AM

- Sonic Deathmonkey

- The Danger Dudes

- Clothing Optional

Shokan · 06-23-2003, 12:01 PM

Womb Stretcher The Magnificent

micah67 · 06-23-2003, 04:12 PM

Evidence of Decadence

Meridae'n · 06-23-2003, 04:26 PM

- Ten Foot Worm Makes Own Food

- We are Spam

- The Wannabe's

cchris · 06-23-2003, 05:13 PM

Penis puppets

Grog monsters

Sal Volatile

Gobbledegook

Fly · 06-23-2003, 05:35 PM

the plague dogs

slippin' digits

and i used to play in a shithole band called....

dirty dick and the trojan test pilots.

shaq=ignorance · 06-23-2003, 05:46 PM

Gay rodeo clowns

Arock · 06-23-2003, 05:53 PM

Chicken Mango Tango

Ear

Muscledick

Batsmoke

bundy · 06-23-2003, 06:04 PM

Ejaculating Chickens

The Sandra Sully Love Puppets (or insert another hot newsreader of choice)

Premature Epiphany

Babylon Love Children

Linus Torvalds Harem Guardians

bing bing · 06-23-2003, 06:43 PM

placenta eating corpse. rarr.

krwlz · 06-23-2003, 06:57 PM

Fucked

myMHz · 06-23-2003, 11:34 PM

Lazy

Beach Fart

Radio Slave

freedomdowntime · 06-24-2003, 01:32 AM

Flying Fucks

sorry, I know profane but come on, it would sound great when loudly pronounced over the speakers when the band went on stage.

GSRIDER · 06-24-2003, 03:51 AM

The band name I've always wanted to use:

Captain Timmy and the All Star Booty Parade

Caliki · 06-24-2003, 04:56 AM

Evisceration

Stiltzkin · 06-24-2003, 04:59 AM

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hate bandnames that are more than two words long, especially bandnames that follow the pattern of "blah blah and the blah blah's". Anyways, here are some of my ideas.

The Mikers
Pedith
Teh Pwnz0rs (yes "teh", not "the")
Teh Rox0rs

thats about it

fleep · 06-24-2003, 05:30 AM

The Qubes
Astroplax
Rantmore
Dick Cheney and The Diving Ducks
Class Penetration
Los Dudes
Orion the Hunter (my cousin used this name for awhile)

cchris · 06-24-2003, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy

The Sandra Sully Love Puppets (or insert another hot newsreader of choice)

Cookin with Gas Man.

Troublebot · 06-24-2003, 07:09 AM

I am in a band, but if I started a new one it might be called:

Dewey Truman

Tom Dooley and the Hung Heads

The Screaming Albinos

Tractor Asshole

Seismic Vibrator

rockogre · 06-24-2003, 07:23 AM

The Horny Greybeards

First Album - "Real Men Kickstart"

smarm · 06-24-2003, 07:37 AM

Great White Lion Snake and Roses!

aus5tin · 06-24-2003, 11:51 PM

Sudden burst of gravity (actually used but never went anywhere)
Granny's Favorite sparkplugs
Barry Klebber and the Good ideas
Prodigious mass
E.O.H. (current outfit)
The Killer Beats (other current outfit)
The Halpern Hangmen (other OTHER current outfit)

Batman976 · 06-25-2003, 12:40 PM

Rusty Trombone
or
Penguins Can't Fly

I used to have others, but have since forgotten them.

Mael · 06-25-2003, 07:05 PM

free beer.

RichardRambone · 06-25-2003, 09:27 PM

The Swinging Testicles

--
Rich

RichardRambone · 06-25-2003, 09:28 PM

Hairy and the Mangina

Fireshiru1 · 06-25-2003, 10:13 PM

jonne dunne, anne dunne, undone

boredjerk · 06-25-2003, 10:25 PM

-Banjo V (existing bluegrass band)
-We Suck

Batman976 · 06-25-2003, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mael
free beer.

I'd go to the show!

toilet · 06-25-2003, 11:35 PM

The Magic Toilet Boys (sorry it sounds funny)

The Midget Flingers

The Candle Sniffers

Mother Fucking Goose

with the opening act by "Japanese But-Plug"

shalafi · 06-26-2003, 06:53 AM

cchris · 06-26-2003, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toilet
The Magic Toilet Boys (sorry it sounds funny)

Mother Fucking Goose

Hey.
We had "Mother Goose" over here.

They rocked.
Sorta.

vermin · 06-26-2003, 07:24 AM

Back in '89 I tried to convince my friend's band to change their name to Free Beer, figuring the posters for their gigs would have every bar they played at packed.

Stink Finger would be a good name too.

bender · 06-26-2003, 08:09 AM

Three penny opera.

The Atomic Boy · 06-26-2003, 08:56 AM

88mph

Sippy · 06-26-2003, 09:19 AM

Grooved Pavement

The Assless Chaps

Johnny Blueballs and the Nutcheckers

Flying Hot Seed

Linda Lou and Her Cans

7 Buck Handjob

Batman976 · 06-26-2003, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Atomic Boy
88mph

Can't go wrong with a Back To The Future ref as your band name.

Lord Humungus · 06-26-2003, 01:22 PM

Zeros and Ones.

aus5tin · 07-09-2003, 11:56 AM

Count Coitus and the Spectacula Draculas

06-23-2003, 11:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	If you were in a band, what their name be? The topic pretty much says it all. Ever thought up a cool band name, but don't have a band to join? I've got a few. - Destructive Intereference (came up with this when studying sound in HS physics) - Gay Angels - The Molestones - Plus 5 (D&D-Themed boy band) - VD Negative Last edited by rockzilla; 06-23-2003 at 11:20 AM..

06-23-2003, 11:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	- Sonic Deathmonkey - The Danger Dudes - Clothing Optional __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

06-23-2003, 12:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Shokan Addict Location: Canada	Womb Stretcher The Magnificent __________________ Legalize it.

06-23-2003, 04:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	Evidence of Decadence __________________ ~micah

06-23-2003, 04:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	- Ten Foot Worm Makes Own Food - We are Spam - The Wannabe's __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-23-2003, 05:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Penis puppets Grog monsters Sal Volatile Gobbledegook __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-23-2003, 05:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	the plague dogs slippin' digits and i used to play in a shithole band called.... dirty dick and the trojan test pilots. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

06-23-2003, 05:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
shaq=ignorance Psycho Location: Tenacious D, the other white meat	Gay rodeo clowns __________________ Tenacious D, the other white meat

06-23-2003, 05:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
Arock Crazy Location: Center Ice	Chicken Mango Tango Ear Muscledick Batsmoke __________________ The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat

06-23-2003, 06:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Ejaculating Chickens The Sandra Sully Love Puppets (or insert another hot newsreader of choice) Premature Epiphany Babylon Love Children Linus Torvalds Harem Guardians __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-23-2003, 06:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
bing bing Addict Location: Melbourne, Australia	placenta eating corpse. rarr.

06-23-2003, 06:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Fucked

06-23-2003, 11:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Lazy Beach Fart Radio Slave __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

06-24-2003, 01:32 AM	#14 (permalink)
freedomdowntime Banned	Flying Fucks sorry, I know profane but come on, it would sound great when loudly pronounced over the speakers when the band went on stage.

06-24-2003, 03:51 AM	#15 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	The band name I've always wanted to use: Captain Timmy and the All Star Booty Parade __________________ No signature at this time.

06-24-2003, 04:56 AM	#16 (permalink)
Caliki Upright	Evisceration

06-25-2003, 07:05 PM	#25 (permalink)
Mael Banned Location: The Hell I Created.	free beer.

06-25-2003, 09:27 PM	#26 (permalink)
RichardRambone Upright	The Swinging Testicles -- Rich

06-25-2003, 09:28 PM	#27 (permalink)
RichardRambone Upright	Hairy and the Mangina

06-24-2003, 04:59 AM	#17 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, *really* hate bandnames that are more than two words long, especially bandnames that follow the pattern of "blah blah and the blah blah's". Anyways, here are some of my ideas. The Mikers Pedith Teh Pwnz0rs (yes "teh", not "the") Teh Rox0rs thats about it __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

06-24-2003, 05:30 AM	#18 (permalink)
fleep Upright Location: Massachusetts	The Qubes Astroplax Rantmore Dick Cheney and The Diving Ducks Class Penetration Los Dudes Orion the Hunter (my cousin used this name for awhile) __________________ Every time I understand the equation the parameters are changed.

06-24-2003, 07:09 AM	#20 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	I am in a band, but if I started a new one it might be called: Dewey Truman Tom Dooley and the Hung Heads The Screaming Albinos Tractor Asshole Seismic Vibrator __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

06-24-2003, 07:23 AM	#21 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	The Horny Greybeards First Album - "Real Men Kickstart" __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

06-24-2003, 07:37 AM	#22 (permalink)
smarm Insane	Great White Lion Snake and Roses!

06-24-2003, 11:51 PM	#23 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	Sudden burst of gravity (actually used but never went anywhere) Granny's Favorite sparkplugs Barry Klebber and the Good ideas Prodigious mass E.O.H. (current outfit) The Killer Beats (other current outfit) The Halpern Hangmen (other OTHER current outfit) __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

06-25-2003, 12:40 PM	#24 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Rusty Trombone or Penguins Can't Fly I used to have others, but have since forgotten them. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

06-25-2003, 10:13 PM	#28 (permalink)
Fireshiru1 Insane	jonne dunne, anne dunne, undone __________________ No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.

06-25-2003, 10:25 PM	#29 (permalink)
boredjerk Insane Location: Antarctica	-Banjo V (existing bluegrass band) -We Suck __________________ Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

06-25-2003, 11:35 PM	#31 (permalink)
toilet Upright	The Magic Toilet Boys (sorry it sounds funny) The Midget Flingers The Candle Sniffers Mother Fucking Goose with the opening act by "Japanese But-Plug"

06-26-2003, 06:53 AM	#32 (permalink)
shalafi ARRRRRRRRRR Location: Stuart, Florida	BOB

06-26-2003, 07:24 AM	#34 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Back in '89 I tried to convince my friend's band to change their name to Free Beer, figuring the posters for their gigs would have every bar they played at packed. Stink Finger would be a good name too. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

06-26-2003, 08:09 AM	#35 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Three penny opera.

06-26-2003, 08:56 AM	#36 (permalink)
The Atomic Boy Tilted Location: Indianapolis	88mph __________________ All problems no matter how complex can be solved with fire and/or duct tape.

06-26-2003, 09:19 AM	#37 (permalink)
Sippy Upright	Grooved Pavement The Assless Chaps Johnny Blueballs and the Nutcheckers Flying Hot Seed Linda Lou and Her Cans 7 Buck Handjob

06-26-2003, 01:22 PM	#39 (permalink)
Lord Humungus Addict Location: The Outer rim of HELL	Zeros and Ones. __________________ I am still searching for the movie this quote was in... "Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

07-09-2003, 11:56 AM	#40 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	Count Coitus and the Spectacula Draculas __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.