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Old 07-08-2008, 06:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
Crazy
 
If You Woke Up With The Person Above You In Bed...

What would the first thing you say be?
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Old 07-08-2008, 06:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that was a great four min...ZzzzZZzzzzZZZzz
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Old 07-08-2008, 06:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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Oh Jeez, look at the time... gotta go!
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Old 07-08-2008, 04:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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wanna smoke one now?
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
 
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*yawn...stretch* pass the bong, man.
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Old 07-08-2008, 09:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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hey there funny-face...
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Old 07-09-2008, 06:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
Let's put a smile on that face
 
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Location: On the road...
"Wow, this is uhhh.... awkward. Well seeing as we probably already got the introductions out of the way, care for another go?"




...just kidding
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:08 AM   #8 (permalink)
Riding the Ocean Spray
 
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Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
I waited and waited for somebody more "my type" to be above me but I could wait no longer...so to blahblah454 I would say

"...so how's the petroleum industry in Alberta doing now adays?"
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Old 07-10-2008, 03:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
Let's put a smile on that face
 
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Location: On the road...
And to which I would respond:

"Its insane how much money the companies are pumping out to increase infrastructure. BC, AB, and SK are all booming like crazy. It is a very exciting time to be in the industry. Now can you go grab me a glass of OJ and cook me some eggs?"
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:17 PM   #10 (permalink)
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gas,grass or ass man?


talk to me praire boy..........




*damn i miss being in Calgary.....good times*
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
Let's put a smile on that face
 
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Dude, your ass is hairier than mine. And that property in BC you have owns Calgary any day.
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Old 07-10-2008, 09:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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What the... why does everything smell like ass?
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:35 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I was hoping for something more fishy...ass will do in a pinch. Hey, gotta get to work now...we're manufacturing little valves as fast as we can and shipping thousands to Alberta and that region. Call me sometime.
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Old 07-12-2008, 06:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
Minion of the scaléd ones
 
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So let's go head out and fish that big pool under the falls today, OK?
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Old 07-14-2008, 04:53 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Make me laugh, baby.
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Old 07-15-2008, 07:31 AM   #16 (permalink)
let me be clear
 
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Ow! .... My back's all scratched and scabbed to the sheets!
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It wasn't me...I'm gentle. Musta been that crazy bitch you were with.
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