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Old 11-16-2008, 08:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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will you lie with me & make it a whopper?

I have never & will never tell the truth because I find it distasteful.
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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No, but I may settle for a Big Mac.
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2008, 11:39 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Old 11-23-2008, 04:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I think I could make it a whopper about now.
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Old 11-23-2008, 10:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Since yous guys are getting all the whoppers...well, except for Daniel's fishy thing...I'm ready for a couple big macs

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Old 11-28-2008, 09:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I hate breasts.
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Old 11-28-2008, 10:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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How could you not? So soft, so warm, so sensual, so life-supporting, yuck. Same with thighs.
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2008, 09:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
Psycho
 
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where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain
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Old 12-09-2008, 03:29 AM   #11 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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tastes like chicken...
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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fuck the whopper............



i'll lay with you anyways........







*giggle*
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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"I did not have sex with that woman!"
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- Robert S. McNamara
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Old 12-09-2008, 02:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
sufferable
 
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Move over
make room for the big meat.

it wasnt all that big.
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Old 12-09-2008, 03:33 PM   #15 (permalink)
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would you lay with me in a field of stone?
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-10-2008, 04:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
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as long as you play with my stones............
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Old 12-13-2008, 09:11 AM   #17 (permalink)
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reducing greenhouse gas emissions by depleting the earth's cow population one bite at a time:

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Old 12-13-2008, 09:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 12-13-2008, 09:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I can fit that in my mouth, and I want to.
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Old 12-14-2008, 04:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
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he couldn't fit that in HIS mouth...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-15-2008, 10:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I'm from the Government. I'm here to help.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:21 AM   #22 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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we're glad to have you...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-16-2008, 05:06 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I'm ready to be had.
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:38 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Don't mind me. I'll just sit over in the corner and lick my eyebrows.
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:23 AM   #25 (permalink)
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If you can make it this kind of whopper, I'll bear your children.

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Old 12-16-2008, 01:31 PM   #26 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:00 PM   #27 (permalink)
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That's one enormous crappie, Phil. One of them et my dawg when I was in grade school.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:08 PM   #28 (permalink)
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small dog, top...

weak, too...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 12-16-2008, 06:37 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I'd eat the whopper myself, but I have used a giant burrito to catch fish.
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Old 12-16-2008, 07:30 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I'd eat the whopper myself, but I have used a giant burrito to catch fish.
Burritos are the perfect bait for Rio Grande Perch.
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