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Sion · 07-01-2003, 11:03 PM

my friend Kyle's mom?

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch - Eric Cartman

Well.....
Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday and Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

Big bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch
I really mean it
Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom
Yeah
Chaaaa

one of my favorite "songs" of all time

Fremen · 07-01-2003, 11:42 PM

What about Thursday and Friday?
Is she just mildly irritating then?

richeee · 07-01-2003, 11:54 PM

Sion's bored...

AnUnkind · 07-02-2003, 12:44 AM

yeah kyle's mom is a bitch. why am I replying to this? oh well... too tired to really care to the point of thinking of an explanation....

phredgreen · 07-02-2003, 01:50 AM

cheese · 07-02-2003, 03:59 AM

fucking old school we downloaded this song on my buddys AOL account when he had to dial long distance to chicago

TerresqueÜ · 07-02-2003, 05:09 AM

Thanks phred lol!

cchris · 07-02-2003, 05:46 AM

Help me up

Sticky · 07-02-2003, 09:55 AM

Sion, Fremen is right, I think the line is

On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch

rat · 07-02-2003, 11:14 AM

strange. she told me she preferred showers

platypus · 07-02-2003, 11:41 AM

Yeah, golden showers. No, wait. That's Cartman's mom.

domokong · 07-02-2003, 11:50 AM

i have a video clip of that
it's sooo funny

rmarshall · 07-02-2003, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by domokong
i have a video clip of that
it's sooo funny

http://www.manbottle.net/video/bitchsong.avi

troit · 07-03-2003, 06:49 AM

God I hate it when your best friend's mom is such a bitch...

07-01-2003, 11:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	well, have you ever met... my friend Kyle's mom? Kyle's Mom's a Bitch - Eric Cartman Well..... Kyle's mom's a bitch She's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls On Monday she's a bitch On Tuesday she's a bitch On Wednesday and Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Big bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, she's a stupid bitch Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch I really mean it Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom Yeah Chaaaa one of my favorite "songs" of all time __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

07-01-2003, 11:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	What about Thursday and Friday? Is she just mildly irritating then? __________________ Google

07-01-2003, 11:54 PM	#3 (permalink)
richeee Go Packers! (sigh!) Location: The Lovely Emerald City	Sion's bored... __________________ Pas le cri, le coeur de Minx! .... Where can I stare now?.........I did!!!What about You?

07-02-2003, 12:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
AnUnkind Crazy Location: INCONUS	yeah kyle's mom is a bitch. why am I replying to this? oh well... too tired to really care to the point of thinking of an explanation.... __________________ yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

07-02-2003, 01:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	<embed src=http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wav-spxmas/song-bitch.wav></embed> http://www2.burn.com/content/wave/wa...song-bitch.wav i'm such a punk. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

07-02-2003, 03:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	fucking old school we downloaded this song on my buddys AOL account when he had to dial long distance to chicago

07-02-2003, 05:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Thanks phred lol! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-02-2003, 05:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Help me up __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-02-2003, 09:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sticky	<b>Sion</b>, <b>Fremen</b> is right, I think the line is On Wednesday <b>to</b> Saturday she's a bitch __________________ Sticky The Stickman

07-02-2003, 11:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Yeah, golden showers. No, wait. That's Cartman's mom. __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

07-02-2003, 11:50 AM	#12 (permalink)
domokong Banned	i have a video clip of that it's sooo funny

07-03-2003, 06:49 AM	#14 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	God I hate it when your best friend's mom is such a bitch... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...