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Old 06-14-2009, 06:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What would make you extra happy right now? (Semi NSFW)

A fat cheeseburger from Chili's.

I swear they have the best. The pickles are phenomenal. They're more cucumbery than pickley.
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Old 06-14-2009, 06:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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a BBQ'ed bacon cheese burger (you got me craving one now) and a good beer...perhaps a chimmay or hoegarreden.
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Old 06-14-2009, 06:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yah. But I want sweet tea. Chili's has good sweet tea.
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Old 06-14-2009, 07:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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A smoke. I really want a cigarette.
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Old 06-15-2009, 02:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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As long as we're getting buttons, I'll take the pause button...
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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A smoke. I really want a cigarette.
I take it you're in the midst of quitting?

Right now I could go for some surf and turf on the deck of a restaurant on the water.

*sigh*
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I take it you're in the midst of quitting?
No, I was just out. I have more now though.

I don't quit. P.o.A-cigarettes=enormous dickhead with no friends...
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Old 06-15-2009, 03:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That's totally not me....
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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(I knew that)

Someone might wanna add a NSFW tag now lol
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Old 06-15-2009, 04:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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No, I was just out. I have more now though.

I don't quit. P.o.A-cigarettes=enormous dickhead with no friends...
Sounds like a good reason to smoke to me

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Old 06-15-2009, 05:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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A bj would do me quite nice right now. Pity she's home .
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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ugh. you filthy pig.
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I've never seen a pig get a blow job...

Seriously, though, I don't think there's anything wrong with oral sex making you happy. Certainly, not enough wrong to insult the man.
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Ok, I've had a staff member pm me before about this already. And I forgot to use sarcasm tags.

So here:

I did not mean 'filthy pig' in a literal sense. Only in a sarcastic, humorous way.

Thank you.
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:18 PM   #20 (permalink)
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You just have a "smiley" for every situation, don't you?

I don't mean to come off as a dick, it just seemed a little callous to me, is all...
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:22 PM   #21 (permalink)
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No no it's cool. Apparently my posts were being questioned as to whether or not they were cunty or just sarcastic. I said I'd use more smileys to make my intentions more clear from now on.

And yes. I luff mah smileys .
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Seriously, I'd have a hard time assuming someone meant "filthy pig" in a non-sarcastic way.

Who the hell calls somebody a filthy pig and is being literal?
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Old 06-15-2009, 06:52 PM   #23 (permalink)
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case and point.
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:40 PM   #24 (permalink)
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lawl. I puzzled for like 2 minutes over whether or not my (accurate) jest was appropriate. I'm glad it was taken and responded to in kind
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:01 PM   #25 (permalink)
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a million dollars (Or MORE)?
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:14 PM   #26 (permalink)
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a massage.

Please.
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:20 PM   #27 (permalink)
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There's this girl I know...

She'll be here in an hour or so though =)

I have realistic goals!
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:29 PM   #28 (permalink)
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A massage would be lovely.


More kisses in the rain would be even MORE lovely...
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Old 06-16-2009, 09:53 PM   #29 (permalink)
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A massage would be lovely.


More kisses in the rain would be even MORE lovely...
Personally i like kisses in a light snow.... more than in the rain
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:04 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:19 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Personally i like kisses in a light snow.... more than in the rain
See, no...snow is cold. Summer rain is just...yummy.
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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See, no...snow is cold. Summer rain is just...yummy.
I agree.

Sex in the rain always makes me extra happy.
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Old 06-16-2009, 10:39 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Hm.
Now I've had sex in 20 degree weather, but never in the rain. I bet that's nice.
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Old 06-17-2009, 02:46 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2009, 07:12 AM   #35 (permalink)
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I agree.

Sex in the rain always makes me extra happy.
see... kisses in snow is different than sex in the snow

It is true that snow is too cold for some naked canoodling. but my most hot kisses were in a light flurry at about -10 C...

dont get me wrong, kisses in the rain is good too, but not as cute/romantic/awesome
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Old 06-17-2009, 07:40 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Sex in the snow isn't that cold for long...

************************************

I had a spectacular night, and there isn't much that could make me any happier, so I'll just enjoy this while I can.

Edit: ...or perhaps somebody could inform me on how to make a day like this last?
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Old 06-17-2009, 07:57 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 06-17-2009, 08:19 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Actually right now, a good long sleep would be awesome
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Old 06-17-2009, 08:32 AM   #39 (permalink)
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a massage.

Please.
I hope you like deep pressure...

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Old 06-17-2009, 02:43 PM   #40 (permalink)
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A Diet Pepsi.

I'm just too lazy to go downstairs and get one.
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