Why I'm the biggest jerk ever...
 

I totally laughed when I saw this as the little ad link URL in G-mail.

LINK

It's so horrible and random. I couldn't stop myself.

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Yeah, I'm totally goin' to hell.

Then I'm with you.
Did that kid really tell the cops "My daddy ate my eyes?"

Wait... This isn't meant to be funny?!

I suppose I am gonna go against the grain and just feel bad. I read this article a while back on here and it just made me sick that the kid has to go around with fucked eye-holes now because his dad is a moron who was high on pcp.

Whew. I feel much better now.

Yep, further proof that our dear Crompsin is a jerk. Thank goodness this is a nonsense thread and he said it first.

Oh, MY FEELINGS'D!

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I'm okay, though. Other people found this hardy-har-horrible, too!

This seems like the kind of thing that would make me laugh, or at least smirk, but I got nothing. Maybe I'm just getting old.

I also read about this when it first happened. No doubt I'm quite twisted but the humor escapes me here. I don't think you're a jerk though. Just young maybe.

I laughed, too. Is it too late to reserve a table in hell, or is it a first come first served kind of thing?

They have timeshares.

I'll find a good table and save you a seat.

Wrong.

You're the biggest jerk ever because you didn't call the next day like you said you would.

I waited by the phone.

Asshole.

Ooooh, shit!

Crompsin with the ol' wham, bam, thank you, Martian...

*High five*

Martian, my man!

HAHAHAHA... You have NO idea how eerie / applicable that joke is right now.

Totally do that all the time. I think it's part of the male genetic programming.

Crompsin is the biggest jerk ever because he likes to joke about eating my fluffy friend:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3254/...837b640eb8.jpg

How totally rad of you.

I'm got a standing reservation. Party of 100, table number 666.
Open bar, comp-ed meals. I've earned it.
We're gonna have a paaaarrrtay.
All are welcome.
But eyeballs freak me out and I'm not eating anyone's.






*disclaimer: not that I actually think that I'm this unredeemable person that is going to Christian Hell... I really think whatever you want to happen after you die is what happens... so if I want an eternal party where it's nice and warm and I'm not punished for all the things I've done, I've got one.

/me ain't clickin' on any bullshit...