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Old 07-04-2003, 03:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hey! Let's invent a TFP dance!

Each person post a step in the dance.

Then we can have our own little way of identifying eachother by doing the TFP dance. It's like a secret handshake, 'cept you get to make a giant ass of yourself!




Step one : Step to the left.
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Old 07-04-2003, 03:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Step two: sit down, drink a beer
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Old 07-04-2003, 04:31 PM   #3 (permalink)
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stay down...have another beer and call bones...
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Old 07-04-2003, 04:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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step four: make Bones put the robe back on.
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Old 07-04-2003, 06:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
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step 5: run away when Bones refuses
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Old 07-04-2003, 06:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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step 6: trip over the doorjam
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Old 07-04-2003, 08:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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step7:land firmly on face
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Old 07-04-2003, 08:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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step 8: roll over, claw at eye sockets screaming "corn pancakes!"
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Old 07-04-2003, 08:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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step 9: consider migrating south for the winter.
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Old 07-05-2003, 01:36 AM   #10 (permalink)
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step 11: go to the doctor
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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step 12: grope the receptionist
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Step 13: Rub your face where she slaps you
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:15 AM   #13 (permalink)
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step 14:slap the bitch back
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Old 07-05-2003, 08:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Step 16: repeat steps 11-15 until incapacitated, then go back to 11 but do NOT go on to 12.
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Old 07-05-2003, 08:58 AM   #15 (permalink)
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step 17: puke in the roilet
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Old 07-05-2003, 09:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
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step 19: try to find someone else to make fun of
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:17 AM   #17 (permalink)
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step 21: unleash a bloodcurdling scream
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Old 07-05-2003, 10:59 AM   #18 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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step 23: call your bail bondsman from county lock-up
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Old 07-05-2003, 11:42 AM   #19 (permalink)
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this has spun wildly out of control.
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Old 07-05-2003, 12:04 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Step 25: Go to a Backstreet Boys concert.
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Old 07-05-2003, 12:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
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step 26: kill a commie for christ...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:17 PM   #22 (permalink)
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smiling doesn't hurt anymore :)
 
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step 28: liberate a small starving nation, and feed them using only Rosie Odonnel and a rotissery
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:34 PM   #23 (permalink)
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step 29: make 80 trillion dollars by pioneering the art of pancake puppetry
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:38 PM   #24 (permalink)
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step 30: Sell your pancake puppetry corporation for another cool $100 trillion and then buy a $5 hat with cheap red plastic netting in the back and says "SELL OUT" on the front.
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:40 PM   #25 (permalink)
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step 26: kill a commie for christ...

Phil, its "nuke a homo-commie-whale for christ"... just thought id help!
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:43 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Step 31: Give ogre a redass beatdown for disrupting the flow
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:46 PM   #27 (permalink)
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NOOO now i look like that baboon you fucked!!!

Step 32: Post pics of Kdub fucking the baboon in the Titty board...
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:47 PM   #28 (permalink)
who?
 
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Step 33: get a mod to move that thread over to the wayside forum.
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:49 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Step 34: cry when you accidentally catch a glimpse of the pictures
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Old 07-05-2003, 03:50 PM   #30 (permalink)
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step 35: then make your own goat.cx pictures.
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:14 PM   #31 (permalink)
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step 36: rinse eyes with H2SO4
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:48 PM   #32 (permalink)
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step 38 :shuffle to the right
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:49 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Step 39: put on a copy of DJ Casper's "Cha Cha Slide".

Clap your hands everybody
Slide to the left
Take it back now yal
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Cha Cha now yal
To the left
Take it back now yal
Two hops this time
Two on the left
Two on the right
Cha Cha now y'all
Slide to the right
Slide to the left
Take it back now ya'll
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left foot let's stomp
Charlie Brown
Cha Cha now y'all
Five hops this time
Touch your knees
How low can you go
Can go down low
All the way to floor
Can you bring it the top
Like you never never stop
One hop this time
Right foot let's stomp
Left let's stomp
Reverse Reverse
Reverse Reverse
Cha Cha now y'all

Step 40: kill yourself at the realization that you just did that.
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Old 07-05-2003, 04:54 PM   #34 (permalink)
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step 41 : puke in the roilet
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:25 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Quote:
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step 42: look up roilet in the urbandictonary
yuk dude....that means shitting in someones mouth man.

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww..........

step 43 : plan a trip to the hospital
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:25 PM   #36 (permalink)
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step 43: repeat step 41
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:32 PM   #37 (permalink)
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step 51 : eat...if possible...small woodland creatures
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:42 PM   #38 (permalink)
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step 53: hunt down Kris and Kros and murder them with kitchen utensils.
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Old 07-05-2003, 05:43 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Step 54: fall down

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Old 07-05-2003, 05:45 PM   #40 (permalink)
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step 55 - tape a donation to halx...(he knows what i mean)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
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you both get dirty;
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