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Old 09-16-2009, 10:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Start a malicious rumor about the previous poster

Bonus points if it just so happens to be true

(All in fun, folks; sensitive people need not apply )
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:02 AM   #2 (permalink)
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fugly stick and LordEden had a threesome with crompsin

do i get bonus points???
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:25 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Fugg is really president obama come here to make us all communistic-nazi-minority-lovers
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:42 AM   #10 (permalink)
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^^ Starts off each morning dancing and lip-syncing to Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way," wearing nothing but a pink thong and elbow tassels.
It is "post a rumour" thread, not a "post a truth" thread.

Baraka Guru is a spelling mistake. His real name is Barack The Gnu and he's Barack Obama's trained Wilderbeest.
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 09-16-2009, 10:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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The underscore at the end of Daniel_'s name is the longest thing about him.
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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The underscore at the end of Daniel_'s name is the longest thing about him.
At least mine sticks out Jazz - yours is stuck right in your middle hole...
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine

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Old 09-16-2009, 10:49 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 10:50 AM   #14 (permalink)
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LoreEden is the nation's only hobbit pirate, which means that he's often used to cornhole sailors. Which explains the stink.
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Old 09-16-2009, 11:14 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 11:22 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Extra points for B_G, except that it's more like a third or a half.

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Old 09-16-2009, 12:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 12:44 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 12:53 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 12:57 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:10 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:18 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:22 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:28 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:48 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:50 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:51 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Fugly is the love child of Charo and Doc from The Love Boat.
Jazz was the midwife
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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
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Comes willowing across the sand;
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Old 09-16-2009, 01:52 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Nothing would make Crompsin happier than to wake up one morning and discover that he was me.

(I expect bonus points on that one)
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Old 09-16-2009, 02:36 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 03:35 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 03:39 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 03:49 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 04:02 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:22 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 07:47 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:05 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:06 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2009, 08:14 PM   #39 (permalink)
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