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Toaster126 · 01-05-2010, 03:07 PM

Vampric giraffes crack me the fuck up.

I think those or any water foul would be great. Another possibility would be butterflies. I could easily see the beautiful markings of various butterflies turning into our perceived natural warning signs of flapping bloodsuckers.

Lady Bear Cub · 01-05-2010, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz

Must resist bearded clam joke.......

Bearded vampire clams. Hold your packages.

Clams with legs.

Bitch clams who spit acid.

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The Bearded Clam is a huge anthropomorphic clam with a beard from the animated series Freak Show. She resembles a fat middle-aged woman and has many radical opinions since she was raised by eco-terrorists. She frequently leads rallies and demonstrations where in she is the only participant. Her super powers includes a mouth that produces "acidic bitch juice" which is a powerful saliva capable of eating through almost any kind of metal, and the ability to morph herself into liquid state or shape shift.

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Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Vampric giraffes crack me the fuck up. I think those or any water foul would be great. Another possibility would be butterflies. I could easily see the beautiful markings of various butterflies turning into our perceived natural warning signs of flapping bloodsuckers. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)