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Magpie_1 12-20-2009 12:04 PM

Martian Said He Would Leave Me
 
Martian said he would leave me for Matt Damon.

Xerxys 12-20-2009 12:07 PM

Matt Damon!

Daniel_ 12-20-2009 12:09 PM


Had to be done...

Martian 12-20-2009 12:16 PM

Strictly speaking, what I said was that I'd leave me for Matt Damon, and that you'd be stupid not to.

Although, if we're being honest...

Fremen 12-20-2009 01:24 PM

Hello, I'm Matt Damon. (ignore my silky mustache)
I have computer problems, Martian is welcome to come over any time.
The sexing is conditional.

SSJTWIZTA 12-20-2009 04:44 PM

Dan made the inevitable happen. good man.

i'm sorry, but I'd leave you for matt damon too.

Xerxys 12-20-2009 06:03 PM

No Fair changing the title of the thread ... I liked the mishap, I could make it mean whatever I want it to !!!

Fly 12-20-2009 09:01 PM

yeah........figures.........



.....weirdo.




:D

1boomer 12-20-2009 09:45 PM

Bea Arther about what Howard Stern said about her

onodrim 12-21-2009 07:32 AM

Matt Damon is one of smeth's man crushes, I would completely understand if he made the same choice. :lol:

Ourcrazymodern? 12-21-2009 09:59 AM

Who's Matt Damon?

The_Jazz 12-21-2009 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magpie_1 (Post 2741407)
Martian said he would leave me for Matt Damon.

This is your opportunity to leave him for me.

Plan9 12-21-2009 11:13 AM

"Matt Day-mun."

SecretMethod70 12-21-2009 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onodrim (Post 2741640)
Matt Damon is one of smeth's man crushes, I would completely understand if he made the same choice. :lol:

There is a difference between a man-crush and an actual crush... I can't say I'd want to sex Matt Damon :p

The_Jazz 12-21-2009 11:18 AM

He sexes you, you sex him. We all know a swordfight is involved. He is an action movie star, after all.

Xerxys 12-21-2009 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2741693)
Who's Matt Damon?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2741708)
"Matt Day-mun."


little_tippler 01-17-2010 04:21 AM

I don't see it, at all. *shrug

Xerxys 01-17-2010 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little_tippler (Post 2749111)
I don't see it, at all. *shrug

Well, then. Allow me to explain.

Quote:

Why Is He Famous?

Matt Damon is one of Hollywood's hottest (and highest paid) young actors. His credits include Saving Private Ryan, Ocean's Eleven, The Talented Mr. Ripley, and The Bourne Identity, his first major action (and lead) role in a blockbuster. He catapulted to fame after starring in (and co-writing) Good Will Hunting, which went on to win an Academy Award for Original Screenplay.

He also has this going for him ...

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...matt_damon.jpg

Do you see it now tippler?

SSJTWIZTA 01-17-2010 02:42 PM

fix that tie, damon!

Charlatan 01-17-2010 04:03 PM

I'd hit it...


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