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Fly 01-18-2010 05:17 AM

Mornin'
 
that's right........post your good mornings here.


:thumbsup:




i wanna spit coffee on my screen too,so make 'em good.............:D

uncle phil 01-18-2010 06:05 AM


wooÐs 01-18-2010 06:05 AM

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1185/dreamsicle.jpg

Shell 01-18-2010 06:31 AM

Good Mornin'...
Here's a wake-up call for everybody
:lol:
(sorry if the end is offensive)

Fly 01-18-2010 10:30 AM

so far........Shell is in the lead..........that was awesome,been awhile since i heard that.


*click save*

uncle phil 01-19-2010 03:18 AM


Fly 01-19-2010 04:04 AM

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...rs/1678_92.jpg

MORNIN' FUCKERS

Shell 01-19-2010 04:38 AM

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^ mornin' folgers ^

mixedmedia 01-19-2010 04:43 AM

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...a/label_bb.jpg

Baraka_Guru 01-19-2010 04:50 AM

Good mornin'!

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u...lstarbucks.jpg

paddyjoe 01-19-2010 06:23 AM

Here's a little poem you're bound to love:



In Praise of Joe


I love you hot
I love you iced and in a pinch
I will even consume you tepid.

Dark brown as wet bark of an apple tree,
dark as the waters flowing out of a spooky swamp
rich with tannin and smelling of thick life—

but you have your own scent that even
rising as steam kicks my brain into gear.
I drink you rancid out of vending machines,

I drink you at coffee bars for $6 a hit,
I drink you dribbling down my chin from a thermos
in cars, in stadiums, on the moonwashed beach.

Mornings you go off in my mouth like an electric
siren, radiating to my fingertips and toes.
You rattle my spine and buzz in my brain.

Whether latte, cappuccino, black or Greek
you keep me cooking, you keep me on line.
Without you, I would never get out of bed

but spend my life pressing the snooze
button. I would creep through wan days
in the form of a large shiny slug.

You waken in me the gift of speech when I
am dumb as a rock buried in damp earth.
It is you who make me human every dawn.
All my books are written with your ink.


"In Praise of Joe" by Marge Piercy from The Crooked Inheritance.


see, everybody loves 'joe'........:thumbsup:

Redlemon 01-19-2010 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shell (Post 2749641)
^ mornin' folgers ^

A pose like that calls for some Potato Salad...
Feel free to skip ahead to the 1 minute mark.

Shell 01-19-2010 07:18 PM

^whoa, that sure blows my morning stretches program all to hell!
Awesome find, redlemon!

Fly 01-19-2010 07:44 PM

yes joe............everybody loves you,you bastard........


and redlemon.........for some reason my back hurts now.


thanks guys......

uncle phil 01-20-2010 03:33 AM


Fly 01-20-2010 04:12 AM

thanks to Shell for the idea.......will get my rooster up here soon too......


Mornin'



Shell 01-20-2010 05:13 AM

^He's a beauty, Fly, but i need more than that to wake me up...maybe this'll do it:

noodle 01-20-2010 05:19 AM

G'mornin'.


uncle phil 01-21-2010 03:26 AM


Fly 01-21-2010 04:34 AM


uncle phil 01-22-2010 03:42 AM


Fly 01-22-2010 03:53 AM

MORNIN'



http://www.freemyspacegraphics.com/G...es/14adult.gif

Shell 01-22-2010 05:30 AM

^...ok, I spit my coffee on my screen...you win, fly :lol:

Video:
"gOoD MOrniNg AmERiCa, hOw aRe yOU".....Johnny Cash

...and good morning to all the tfp countries here...AusTraLia, Uk,
CaNada, iNdia (dubai), MeXico, and many more!


uncle phil 01-23-2010 03:23 AM

(no, it ain't donovan, but it'll have to do...)


Shell 01-23-2010 07:17 AM

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Good Morning, Sunshine

genuinegirly 01-23-2010 07:24 AM

Good morning, world!
http://www.freefoto.com/images/15/19...erland_web.jpg

Poppinjay 01-23-2010 07:25 AM

Morning. On my hour break between shifts. I am so effing tired.

Sion 01-23-2010 07:53 PM

the phrase "good morning" is a contradiction in terms

uncle phil 01-24-2010 03:24 AM

fly will appreciate this...


Shell 01-25-2010 04:24 AM

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Good Morning...flood warning here in north carolina, tornado warning, torrential rain...but, yeah, still a good morning because I'm warm and dry and home with a fire in the fireplace and I think everyone around is okay too. Cheers :)

Baraka_Guru 01-25-2010 04:29 AM


Fly 01-25-2010 05:51 AM

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3334/...c6c68c063a.jpg

Shell 01-28-2010 06:16 AM

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This guy has seen better mornings. Hope everyone is having a better one...

"Let me explain":

Baraka_Guru 01-28-2010 06:20 AM


Shell 01-28-2010 09:36 AM

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NO, I haven't had my coffee yet this morning. Why do you ask?

Fly 01-29-2010 04:57 AM

i know it ain't sunday but.........



Shell 01-29-2010 05:20 AM

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^ ...very nice...and "top o the morn" to you...

Shell 01-30-2010 02:18 AM

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...mornin'

genuinegirly 01-30-2010 04:33 AM

BG, that kitty was adorable!

I woke up singing this:

Fly 01-30-2010 04:45 AM

Mornin' all........have a smokin' weekend

Baraka_Guru 01-30-2010 06:11 AM

Mornin'....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._opened_up.jpg

Shell 01-31-2010 12:32 AM

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"good mornin' " from the 5 of us

Fly 01-31-2010 06:37 AM

my sweetie excersizing the horses,and Earl the rooster says Mornin'


YouTube - flyman's Channel

kramus 01-31-2010 08:10 AM

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ah yes, the morning . . .

Fly 02-02-2010 04:02 AM

http://msp528.photobucket.com/albums...od-morning.jpg





goddamn alarm clocks......

uncle phil 02-02-2010 04:05 AM


Shell 02-02-2010 04:50 AM

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Good Morning :lol:

uncle phil 02-03-2010 03:41 AM


Shell 02-03-2010 04:33 AM

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Go out and do something BOLD today...then run like hell!

uncle phil 02-04-2010 04:04 AM


Fly 02-04-2010 04:27 AM


Shell 02-04-2010 04:47 AM



---------- Post added at 07:47 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:41 AM ----------

Mr. Rogers telling us not to bite other people :p

uncle phil 02-05-2010 03:21 AM


Poppinjay 02-05-2010 04:35 AM

Another effing day.

Shell 02-05-2010 04:57 AM

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I saiddddddddddddddddd, "I HAVEN'T HAD MY COFFEE YET!!"

Shell 02-06-2010 01:40 AM

Good Morning
 

uncle phil 02-06-2010 03:12 AM


Fly 02-06-2010 04:40 AM


Shell 02-06-2010 05:59 AM

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Breakfast in Bed for Uncle Phil...
(i'll come up with something especially for you later, flyman
...meanwhile, you'll just have to suffer through
breakfast with Marilyn for now...i know, poor baby)

Sion 02-06-2010 09:03 AM


uncle phil 02-07-2010 03:21 AM


Shell 02-07-2010 05:52 AM

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...I don't get Morning breath...but, hey, does anyone get that dreaded Michelangelo breath !?!?!

uncle phil 02-08-2010 03:49 AM


Jetée 02-08-2010 04:29 AM

Good Morning Life, performed by Dean Martin

Good morning life
Good morning sun how are your skies above
Gee it's great to be alive and in love

Good morning life
Good morning birds sing out your happy tunes
Feels so good because I'll be seeing her soon

Shell 02-08-2010 04:43 AM

Good Morning.
And I say...what about...Breakfast at Tiffany's ? (song by Deep Blue Something)
(if the link keeps rebooting then try running it through a second time...if you can stand it twice hehe)

Fly 02-08-2010 11:46 AM

starting to really like this thread........thanks everyone

uncle phil 02-09-2010 03:38 AM


Fly 02-09-2010 04:39 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1265719138

Shell 02-09-2010 05:07 AM

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Good Morning :icare:

uncle phil 02-10-2010 03:15 AM


Fly 02-10-2010 04:09 AM


uncle phil 02-10-2010 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2755593)


Fly 02-10-2010 05:08 AM

yeah...i realized that after but fuck it.........it's my morning thread.........

Shell 02-10-2010 05:34 AM

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Mornin'. Be sure to take time to notice the little things today:

uncle phil 02-11-2010 04:40 AM


Fly 02-11-2010 04:47 AM


Shell 02-11-2010 04:59 AM

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Wait...I'm just heating up these fried eggs for ya'lls breakfast.
I've been told they're deeeelicious. So here's
some banana pancakes while you wait....
(breakfast and a movie...life is good)

Shell 02-11-2010 05:00 AM

Good Morning (hmm, this was suppose to attach itself to the above because I did it instantly)...

Magpie_1 02-11-2010 05:25 AM

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/attachm...in-morning.jpg
Eeee Heeee. That's almost what I'm like at work (telemarketing).

The image I was origanaly going to post was.
http://rlv.zcache.com/wakey_wakey_eg...19qibm_400.jpg

Yay Kill Bill 2!

uncle phil 02-12-2010 03:27 AM


Shell 02-12-2010 05:34 AM

Good Morning...(^Jewel is awesome^)

uncle phil 02-13-2010 02:50 AM


Shell 02-13-2010 06:22 AM

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I woke up this morning to a winter-wonderland...our second snow in North Carolina in 2weeks.
I feel like an early morning sunrise balloon ride...perhaps with a warm catered breakfast,
bundled in fur (fake fur of course), and served a hot toddy. (what? did i hear someone say "spoiled bitch" under their breath?)

uncle phil 02-14-2010 03:37 AM


Shell 02-14-2010 04:48 AM

Good Morning, you funny Valentine's.
Okay, for me, I'm pampering myself later today in preparation for tonite's date...soaking in the tub, getting a pedicure/manicure, etc. He tells me it's a surprise. I have no idea but this better not be one of his practical jokes...he's , let's say, creative at times. I'll keep you posted.

Meanwhile, surprises make me a little nervous...

Fly 02-15-2010 04:11 AM

http://www.zingbeauty.com/images/good-morning.jpg

uncle phil 02-15-2010 05:52 AM


Shell 02-15-2010 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shell
...tonite's date...He tells me it's a surprise...I'll keep you posted.

Goooooood Morning....oh yes, life is good....had a lovely Valentine's evening out and the surprise was...he set up an hour of PRIVATE dance studio instruction for Waltz and Rhumba. Then later out for a light sampling of sushi and drinks.
Kinda' like this:

uncle phil 02-16-2010 03:41 AM


Shell 02-16-2010 04:49 AM

Good Morning everyone. This animated short is titled "FRENCH ROAST".
So sit back with a cup of coffee...or two...or three...or four...and enjoy.
It takes 8 minutes.

Fly 02-17-2010 03:38 AM

http://www.rowox.com/Images/Good_Mor...n_sunshine.jpg

uncle phil 02-17-2010 03:41 AM


Shell 02-17-2010 05:29 AM

"The Morning After"...This is disgusting and crude so naturally
I thought you all would love it :lol: ...seriously, it's just a joke for
getting rid of a guy (poor guy)

uncle phil 02-17-2010 05:34 AM

you're sick, shell... :)

Shell 02-17-2010 05:41 AM

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...being the little sh** that I am,
I stole this from you, uncle phil...:icare:
I knew I'd find an opportunity to use it against you :lol:

Fly 02-17-2010 08:42 PM

hell..........she was good lookin'.........i'da stuck around.

uncle phil 02-18-2010 03:21 AM


Magpie_1 02-18-2010 05:19 AM

http://lucid27love.files.wordpress.c...e_mornings.jpg

Shell 02-18-2010 07:33 AM

I hear you, Magpie. Good song, Unc.


:rose:

uncle phil 02-19-2010 03:18 AM



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