Fremen

I had a dream about uncle phil.

All I remember was, we were sitting at a bar and uncle phil was looking at me disapprovingly about whatever subject I was pontificating about.

I now feel mildly depressed.

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BadNick

Were either of you naked? Sometimes that happens in dreams.

Fremen

Nope, not naked. Not even wrapped in toilet paper.

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uncle phil

well, pontificate about something that's a little less depressing, whydoncha?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

I'll try, if it ever happens again.
We'll talk golf this time.

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Ourcrazymodern?

I've dreamed about phil many times. He's very stimulating.

What were you drinking, in the dream?

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Fremen

No idea what we were drinking.
I barely remembered the bits and pieces in the op.

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uncle phil

thanks for talking golf...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

You mean the frustrating attempt to guide an uncontrollable object into an inaccessible hole using instruments ill-adapted to the purpose?

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BadNick

Ocm?, they said "talking" golf, not playing. I'm a world class golf talker, but I can't play worth a shit. But I like taking quiet walks in the woods and greens.

uncle phil

i guess all the other four-letter words are already taken...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

When I dreamed about you last night, your words were indistinguishable from purring.

F**king cats.

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EventHorizon

i sense a new pick-up line in the making

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Does Marcellus Wallace have the appearance of a female canine? Then for what reason did you attempt to copulate with him as if he were a female canine?

Quote:

Originally Posted by canuckguy Pretty simple really, do your own thing as long as it does not fuck with anyone's enjoyment of life.

Ourcrazymodern?

It might just be Fremen's mustache.

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