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Old 07-09-2003, 06:21 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The (Things that may,or may not help me get through life) thread.

To start things off.

Toenail Clipper Extension Device

Follow the rules here.

Picture is the link.

I just can't get by without one.

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Old 07-09-2003, 07:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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High-Five Simulator. Good for Lonely Nights when you need to High Five someone for saving the princess.

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Old 07-09-2003, 08:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Now thats impressive.
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I am surprised that this hasn't taken off.(So to speak).

Fuck traffic I say.

(Vertical Take-Off and Landing Vehicle).

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Old 07-09-2003, 08:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Dad Saddle

From the Totally Absurd Inventions Archive


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Dad Saddle
US Patent 6,365,765* / Issued 2002

Yee haw, giddyup! Strollers are fine for tiny tykes but larger kids need their own modus operandi for freeloading a ride. We think this kid is way to big to not be hoofing it on his own... but hey, maybe they're watching a parade.

The Dad Saddle slips around Daddio's waist and evenly distributes the weight load on his hips for maximum comfort. We want to know where the reins are for steering this steed and we highly recommend no spurs!
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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What's live without a propellor-driven surfboard?

<a href="http://www.invention.com/shiraki.htm"><img src="http://www.invention.com/pics/shiraki1.jpg"></a>


Nothing. That's what.

I wonder if that guy is included.
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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a side load carrier golf cart, for what it's worth.
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Old 07-09-2003, 09:13 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-09-2003, 12:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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umm.. I dont get the above.
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Old 07-09-2003, 01:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Then your life is easier than mine.
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Old 07-09-2003, 02:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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You would be hard pressed to find one post in which I was serious except maybe this one,
or am I...
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Old 07-09-2003, 04:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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man Giant Hamburger you win again, cant really think of a more obsurd invention that a gun
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Old 07-09-2003, 05:40 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Substance dispensing headgear.


Bones may know the answer to this.

Why is the dispensor called a spigot?



Makes a groovy hat too.


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Old 07-10-2003, 06:00 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Thank you Bones.
A perfectly acceptable explanation.


Moving along.
This particular item has plenty of potential.


The Hand-Near-Mouth Early Warning System


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Old 07-10-2003, 05:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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One of the fucking stupidest ideas I've ever seen.


Pet petter.

I feel the strong urge to punch whoever "invented" this in the face.
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Old 07-10-2003, 05:18 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2003, 07:16 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Human slingshot machine

The ride keeps most of the thrilling sensations of bungee jumping, but reduces or eliminates many of the dangers, including hitting the ground, swinging into a tower, and getting tangled in the cords.


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