Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Chatter > Tilted Fun Zone


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 07-11-2003, 01:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
who?
 
phredgreen's Avatar
 
Location: the phoenix metro
new! amazing! the ergonomic keyboard for pirates!

the new computing sensation that's taking the seven seas by storm...




__________________
My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
- Thomas Paine
phredgreen is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 06:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
Junkie
 
cchris's Avatar
 
Location: Sydney
HARHARHARHA
__________________
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
cchris is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 07:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
ARRRRRRRRRR
 
shalafi's Avatar
 
Location: Stuart, Florida
damn i need to get me one o them
shalafi is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 07:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
Junkie
 
G_Whiz's Avatar
 
Location: Northern California
Looks cool, but explain to me how it's ergonomic? And, where do I get one?
__________________
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
G_Whiz is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 07:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
Essen meine kurze Hosen
 
Location: NY Burbs
Quote:
Originally posted by G_Whiz
Looks cool, but explain to me how it's ergonomic?
I would think the SHIFT key is not needed as the R should be capped by default (no pirate says, "rrrrrr!"). So, if this is true, then all required interaction with the keyboard can be done with a single hook.

Avast! It is Errrrrgonomic.
__________________
Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
platypus is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 08:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
Junkie
 
G_Whiz's Avatar
 
Location: Northern California
Quote:
Originally posted by platypus
I would think the SHIFT key is not needed as the R should be capped by default (no pirate says, "rrrrrr!"). So, if this is true, then all required interaction with the keyboard can be done with a single hook.

Avast! It is Errrrrgonomic.
That's as good an explanation as any other.

Sign me up, Matey!!
__________________
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
G_Whiz is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 08:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
is you wicked?
 
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
Let the pirate jokes begin! Starting off with the classic...

Q: What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A: RRRRRRRR!

Q: Where do pirate's go to drink?
A: To the barrrrrrr!

Q: How do they get there?
A: In their carrrrrrrs!

Q: Why don't they walk?
A: Because it's farrrrrr!

Q: What made the pirate sick?
A: His SARRRRRRRRS!

Okay, I'll leave some for you guys! Heh.
__________________
The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.
Batman976 is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 09:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
Right Now
 
Location: Home
HAR HAR HAR! Avast, yea Maties! More Grog! Aaarg.
Peetster is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 10:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: SWLA
where does a pirate keep his dog?



in the Yarrrrrrrrrrrd!


sorry...I'm aware that was stupid.
__________________
You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.
aus5tin is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 10:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
sadistikdreams's Avatar
 
Location: Seattle.
hah. im gonna buy me one of those.
__________________
"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
"
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.
sadistikdreams is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 10:51 AM   #11 (permalink)
Boy am I horny today
 
absorbentishe's Avatar
 
Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRR, I think I'll get me one of those!
absorbentishe is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 11:13 AM   #12 (permalink)
Banned?
 
Location: Artic Tundra
[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RgAAAKkV4Qjy*r3uwqxJYyU6jVhFL!74Qz1jQNOYtBKnF4hGP1sXishYfWOO*BvwhNru4MyUV9LvTg4khvQ1SHdJuAfnDn7VEfCUos1!qYQ/Arrr.gif?dc=4675429862388375268[/IMG]
__________________
Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

Spinach_Indeed is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 11:53 AM   #13 (permalink)
Gastrolithuanian
 
Giant Hamburger's Avatar
 
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
We would like an Ahoy! key, as well.

Thank yee matey,
-GH and friends
Giant Hamburger is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 06:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Stiltzkin's Avatar
 
Thats the worst pirate's keyboard I've ever seen. As a pirate, I feel insulted; it's missing the "A", "G" and the "H". Words such as "ARRG" and "HARHAR" are essential to the true pirate's vocabulary. I'm going to lobby my congressman to put my keyboad design into effect! ARRG!
__________________
The most important thing in this world is love.
Stiltzkin is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 08:41 PM   #15 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
grumpyolddude's Avatar
 
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
Quote:
Originally posted by Stiltzkin
Thats the worst pirate's keyboard I've ever seen. As a pirate, I feel insulted; it's missing the "A", "G" and the "H". Words such as "ARRG" and "HARHAR" are essential to the true pirate's vocabulary. I'm going to lobby my congressman to put my keyboad design into effect! ARRG!
Aaarrrggghhh!!! She blows!
paraphrase of Crusty the Clown
__________________
"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard
grumpyolddude is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 08:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
Sir, I have a plan...
 
debaser's Avatar
 
Location: 38S NC20943324
Comedy fucking gold!
__________________

Fortunato became immured to the sound of the trowel after a while.
debaser is offline  
Old 07-11-2003, 11:26 PM   #17 (permalink)
.
 
bundy's Avatar
 
Location: Tokyo
thats bloody brilliant phred.
thanks!!!
__________________
Ohayo!!!
bundy is offline  
Old 07-12-2003, 01:07 AM   #18 (permalink)
I and I
 
Location: Stillwater, OK
Hilarious keyboard design. Practical? If I was a pirate replying to this post, all I could say would be "RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

Well, I guess that's practical enough for a pirate.
Gortexfogg is offline  
Old 07-12-2003, 10:42 AM   #19 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
 
grumpyolddude's Avatar
 
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
Quote:
Originally posted by Bones
why the hell do they need a space bar?
Ever hear about Space Pirates?



__________________
"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard
grumpyolddude is offline  
Old 07-12-2003, 12:14 PM   #20 (permalink)
Know Where!
 
MacGnG's Avatar
 
i dont even know







MacGnG is offline  
Old 07-12-2003, 01:21 PM   #21 (permalink)
Junkie
 
fhqwhgads's Avatar
 
Q: What's a pirate's favorite pickup line?

A: Arrrrrrr ya free Saturday night?
fhqwhgads is offline  
Old 07-12-2003, 01:26 PM   #22 (permalink)
Hiding Out
 
Har-de-har-har-har!
__________________
Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition
TerresqueÜ is offline  
Old 07-12-2003, 01:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Stiltzkin's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bones
and wheres the rape and pillage button?
Are ye serious, lad? A true pirate won't press a button to get one of those two things done, he'll go out and get 'em done himself!
Quote:
Originally posted by Gortexfogg
Hilarious keyboard design. Practical? If I was a pirate replying to this post, all I could say would be "RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

Well, I guess that's practical enough for a pirate.
You hit it right on the nail.
Quote:
Originally posted by grumpyolddude
Quote:
Originally posted by Bones
why the hell do they need a space bar?
Ever hear about Space Pirates?



LOL So subtle, so hilarious!
__________________
The most important thing in this world is love.
Stiltzkin is offline  
 

Tags
amazing, ergonomic, keyboard, pirates

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:45 PM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360