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Old 07-11-2003, 09:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hamburger Technology

Here at Hamburger Laboratories


located on


We have one machine


and three dedicated scientists




working on many innovative projects involving hamburger technology.


We dream about the hamburgers of the future.


You know, it’s not all about giant hamburgers


although the ladies seem to love them.


There is the Tiny Hamburger arm of our operations




and the attempts at B.I., burger intelligence.


Sometimes, with all of our various efforts, there are glorious failures


and some not-so-glorious.


We worship a dark, cold, celestial god that will not brook failure for long.


So please think of us when ordering your next meal.


We will be thinking of you.
-GH

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Old 07-11-2003, 10:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I will be thinking about you. *chomp into hamburger*
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Old 07-11-2003, 10:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice thread to read just before lunch.

Nice work. Keep it up.

Now, I actually have to go to lunch. I think I'll have Chinese. Naw, it's gotta be a Hamburger.
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Old 07-11-2003, 10:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Hamburger Technology

Quote:
Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
We dream about the hamburgers of the future.
Holy Crap, That's Monolith Burger from the Space Quest Series. I love those games. It's been ages since I played. You've bought back Nostalgic memories of joy, Giant Hamburger.

God Bless you.
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Hamburger Technology

Quote:
Originally posted by Giant Hamburger



There is the Tiny Hamburger arm of our operations



These are my favorite things in the world! mmmm gummi burgers, and gummi pizzas...


Thanks GH for the story, you always crack me up!
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Thats the most hamburger related pictures I have seen in a single thread in atleast a fortnight.
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:31 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Man, nothing eats like dead cow carcass ground and grilled.
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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GH, please remind everyone of the thought and care that needs to go into forming the perfect pattie.

[IMG]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0QgDLAkoUDrB94QDT6RV0tHzxSKByotucqcuPEPY!I*YD0tK8kV3BZRKv*Ko0ZkgxOaTASnXgUYGyjymQpNZmt!tiJA0Ilgjq2Gci6R4!qic/burgers.gif?dc=4675429870463465768[/IMG]

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Old 07-11-2003, 05:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahhahaa hamburgers rule!!
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Old 07-11-2003, 06:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Well now it is lunchtime.
"Sparks up BBQ".
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Old 07-11-2003, 06:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I think that the only thing missing from this thread is a picture of burgertime (the old arcade game). More info here (in case someone doesn't know what game I'm talking about) http://www.klov.com/B/BurgerTime.html
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Old 07-11-2003, 07:05 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Great Post, Oh Giant Burger!
I'm off to Red Robin, now!
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Old 07-11-2003, 08:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Oh Giant Hamburger! We pray you are please with our modest offering:


May our Hamburger Shrine be pleasing in your, er, eye(?).
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:07 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by rockogre
Man, nothing eats like dead cow carcass ground and grilled.
dude....you said it

dead animal.thanx GH.
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Old 07-12-2003, 05:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
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[homer]mmmmmmm. flesh....[/homer]

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Old 07-12-2003, 05:58 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger.. for such a giant hamburger you have a tiny avatar...
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Old 07-12-2003, 10:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Hey, as they say, Cybermike, it ain't the size of the patty, its how you slide it between the buns that's important.
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Old 07-12-2003, 01:29 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I certainly can't wait for the first "Space Burger"
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Old 07-12-2003, 03:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Hey, as they say, Cybermike, it ain't the size of the patty, its how you slide it between the buns that's important.

damn that was funny, that had me crackin up. I'm goign to have to steal that! lol
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Old 07-12-2003, 11:09 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger.. for such a giant hamburger you have a tiny avatar...
Hail Cybermike,

I am very far away from you that is why I appear so tiny. Your distance perception is functioning famously.

Remain still...


With the help of my assistant, I will now approach you.


Do not be alarmed.




How's that?
-GH
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Old 07-13-2003, 09:24 AM   #21 (permalink)
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*licks lips* looks mouthwatering to me
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Old 07-13-2003, 12:03 PM   #22 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 07-13-2003, 12:53 PM   #23 (permalink)
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"Three dedicated scientists"... hahaha! Funny stuff. Makes me hungry.
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Old 07-26-2003, 12:56 AM   #24 (permalink)
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all hail the giant hamburger
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