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Old 07-11-2003, 11:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Moo!

Well, this is nonsense after all!
I just want to see where a thread entitled "moo" actually goes!

Let the moodness begin!
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Squeek!
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Old 07-11-2003, 11:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2003, 05:51 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2003, 09:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2003, 09:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2003, 12:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2003, 03:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The interupting cow is back in town?
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Old 07-12-2003, 03:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Cowman, milk your cow
Keep away from the dark skies
Who knows what the weather may bring
Could be snow when the white dove sings
That could be a million years
And that's a long long time

Tell me how many springs
will it take before the end
And how many breathes will it take
till the moment when we all decide
Maybe for a million years
And that's a long long time

Cowman, milk your cow
Keep away from the dark skies
Who knows what the weather may bring
Could be snow when the white dove sings
That could be a million years
And that's a long long time

Tiger in your cage
You're not different from the man I know
All my world's a stage
I'm just waiting for the evening show
That could be a million years
And that's a long long time

Cowman, milk your cow
Keep away from the dark skies
Who knows what the weather may bring
Could be snow when the white dove sings
That could be a million years
And that's a long long time

That could be a million years
And that's a long long time
Long long long time
Long long long time (fade)
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Old 07-12-2003, 04:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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To the moooooon!!!

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Old 07-12-2003, 04:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Cow porn. NSFD (not safe for dairy)

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Old 07-13-2003, 11:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2003, 11:22 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Oh, how i love to make fun of IU.
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Old 07-13-2003, 11:39 AM   #14 (permalink)
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moooo

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Old 07-13-2003, 11:41 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Gateway computers?

I got nothin'
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Old 07-13-2003, 04:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Did a GIS on "mad cow" and these were some of the results:

Cute gal. Dunno who she is.


Not half bad looking gal:


This *really* weird picture:


And of course, we must never forget the Trojan Cow:


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Old 07-13-2003, 04:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
don't ignore this-->
 
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nice teats!
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Old 07-13-2003, 04:25 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I liked the udder one better...
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Old 07-27-2003, 03:08 PM   #19 (permalink)
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This has turned out a a whole udder lot better than I thought it would! Udderly great in fact!
I wouldn't have mood that this would work!

Mooo!!!!

hotdog - I'm fairly certain you meant udder-ly ridiculour, so I'll let you off.

uncle phil - great poem!
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Old 07-27-2003, 03:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Mooo!!
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Old 07-30-2003, 02:58 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Wot? No more moos? Must be a slow moos day...
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:43 PM   #22 (permalink)
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no moos, is good moos.................I know I'm sorry.
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:52 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:53 PM   #24 (permalink)
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This thread is moo-sic to my ears . . . .
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:55 PM   #25 (permalink)
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squirt.
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Old 07-30-2003, 08:59 PM   #26 (permalink)
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.....you..are..soooo mootiful...to me..ohhhhh can't you see.......
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Old 07-30-2003, 09:11 PM   #27 (permalink)
back from sabbatical
 
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Yeah I was always the lazy one,
A Southern Californian,
But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my DeLorean
And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.

I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
I didn't mind feedin the sows.

But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in FFA.
This cow must think i'm crazy
Up under it this way.
I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
Oh E I E I O
How do you milk a cow?

Yeah I love it here in Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.

One thing's for sure,
I hate shovelin' manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein'
I hear Bessie mooin'.
So I thought maybe I'd ask you all.

HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in LA
This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
Oh E I E I O,
Tell me how do you milk a cow.

(Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don't get mad cow diease.

How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
I'm headin' back to Cali
And I'm turnin' in my plow.
Oh E I E I O.
How do you milk a cow?
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Old 07-30-2003, 11:44 PM   #28 (permalink)
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My Car!

Moo!
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:23 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by cliche
My Car!

Moo!
How much for the car? I want that car!!!

How much for the girl too?
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:28 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 07-31-2003, 11:34 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Now that's one patriotic cow!
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Old 07-31-2003, 12:14 PM   #32 (permalink)
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cowudders14 - The car's priceless - but I'll let the girl go for about 5/lb
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Old 07-31-2003, 12:36 PM   #33 (permalink)
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<b>Mooo Baby!</b>

This makes me want to, in the words of PETA,...<b>ECHE LA LECHE!</b>

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Old 07-31-2003, 03:40 PM   #34 (permalink)
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"...Interrupting Cow..."
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Old 08-01-2003, 06:06 AM   #35 (permalink)
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This just in from the BBC (Bovine Beef Council)...

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Old 08-13-2003, 12:10 AM   #36 (permalink)
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And this reply comes from the Texas Beef Council:
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Old 08-14-2003, 09:23 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Udderly amusing. This thread was milked for all it was worth.
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Old 08-14-2003, 12:57 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2003, 01:19 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 08-14-2003, 04:07 PM   #40 (permalink)
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this is just weird...

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