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Old 07-12-2003, 02:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Rexed out post but edited.

Band name still needed.

TFP tribute theme.

Further editing to come.

Thanks for the "bump"s
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Old 07-12-2003, 02:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2003, 03:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2003, 05:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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To quote Strong Bad, maybe not exactly but close enough, "The best way to name a band is to take a cool word and just spell it wrong."

So I'm going to suggest you go with Kouk Phreekz
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Old 07-12-2003, 06:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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By the way: that "flute thing" is a clarinet.
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Old 07-12-2003, 07:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Errhmm... am I the only one that has noticed that those pics are fucking freaky? That side, call the band, "The Fucking Freaks". They'll never get any social acceptance otherwise... ?
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Old 07-12-2003, 07:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by vermin

By the way: that "flute thing" is a clarinet.

Aw, vermin. Now ya went and spoilt it!
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Old 07-12-2003, 07:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2003, 08:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2003, 10:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
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that flute thing is a clarinet, oh, someone already said that.
and yes, you should sack that free-loading addict creature.
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Old 07-12-2003, 11:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2003, 02:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2003, 03:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2003, 04:15 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2003, 04:57 PM   #15 (permalink)
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As a gesture of thanks for such a fine name for a band,the boys have recorded their first song.
Actually it's a cover of an old AC/DC tune reworked to suit.

TFP
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.

See me ride out of the sunset
On your V Rod 2003
Out for all that I can get
Takin cheerios with me
Nikki to the left of me
And bundy to the right
Ainít got no gun
Ainít got no knife
But donít you start no fight

Chorus:
ícause Iím TFP. Iím dynamite
TFP. and Iíll win the fight
TFP. Iím a power load
TFP. watch me explode

Iím dirty, mean and mighty meanSpleen
Iím a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
Meridaeín is also back in town
Donít you mess us aíround

Chorus
TFP. oi, oi, oi
TFP. oi, oi, oi
TFP. oi, oi, oi
TFP. oi, oi, oi
TFP. oi
We are dynamite (oi, oi)
TFP. oi,
And we will win the fight,
TFP.
A power load
TFP.
Watch us explode!
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Old 07-13-2003, 05:41 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Whilst they were jammin another old AC/DC hit roared to life.



Itís a Long Way to the shops if you want a sausage roll.

Ridiní down the highway
Goiní to a show
Stop in all the by-ways
Eatin sausage rolls
Gettiní robbed
Gettiní stoned
Gettiní beat up
Broken bones?
Gettiní had
Gettiní took
I tell you folks
Itís harder than it looks

Itís a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
Itís a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
If you think itís easy doiní one night stands
Try eatin from the hot dog stand
Itís a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll

Hotel, motel
Make you wanna cry
Why ya only got cold pies?
Know the reason why
Gettiní old
Gettiní grey
Gettiní ripped off
Under-paid
Gettiní sold
Second hand
Thatís how it goes
Eatin with the band
Itís a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
Itís a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll

If you wanna get a hamburger instead
Look out itís rough and mean
Itís a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
Itís a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
Itís a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll

Well, itís a long way
Itís a long way, (they tell me)
Itís a long way, such a long way
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Old 07-13-2003, 06:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Wow I think your band will be very successful. Just based on those lyrics alone.

I always liked the name: Sycamore Tears
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Old 07-13-2003, 07:32 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2003, 07:53 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 07-13-2003, 08:01 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Piss funny songs Chris. Don't stop now, think of what you could do with NKOTB...
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Old 07-13-2003, 08:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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why not call em TFP
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:41 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 07:23 AM   #23 (permalink)
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From the Brunching Shuttlecocks:

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Name: PigNewtons
Subject: hey you! name our band.
this is the lead sax player from a ska-reggae band from outside of atlanta georgia. and, well, the guitarist and i went on a mad 'coup de etat' and kicked everyone else out, because, to be honest, they sucked. We have now replaced them all and everything is fine except now we no longer have a name, (We kicked that out as well. And i am not going to tell you what it was, because it was truly embarrassing.) SO - for my point - and i do have one...as true, and loyal, shuttlecock fans, we have picked YOU to give us a truly wonderful BRUNCHING SHUTTLECOCKS name. please do this because we love you..and, well, if you don't..we will repetitively send you truly obnoxious email.

peaches, peanuts, and shetland ponies

-b.

I assume you've ruled out "Peaches Peanuts and Shetland Ponies" as a possible band name. Anyhow, Odin knows I've come up with enough stupid band names in my time, but I've forgotten them all except "The Munchausen By Proxy All-Stars" and "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Band." Feel free to use either of those, because I sure wouldn't.

If you don't like those, we'll have to fall back on Rucker's Law, which states that any text of sufficient incoherency will contain a good band name. In keeping with that principle, here are some potential band names ripped from our own articles:

Mork 3:16
Long-Distance Esophagus Handjob
Squatting Woman
The No-Pants Tradition
Plastic Blob Head
One Through Twelve
Big Enough Umbrella (This is also a clever Sting reference, if Sting references can be said to be clever.)
The Much Larger Cake Unit
Photon Colonic
Bastard! Coward! Bastard!
Pippi Goes To A Coffee Party
The Gleaming Terrier of Finance
The Freed-Up CPU Cycles
Noun
International Sitcom Conspiracy
Minister Pre-Register
Stern Behind-Sexing
Washed and Unwashed (Which you could change to "Washed/Not Washed" to make a clever eighties band reference, if eighties band references can be said to be clever.)
John Q. Penguin's Rocks
Hook, Line and Chakra
Plain Old Regular Enjoyment
Sheep Have A Password
Tertiary Virgin
Hygiene
It's Spelled Orgasm


Good luck and let us know how it works out.

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Old 07-29-2003, 07:24 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 08:51 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 03:02 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 03:15 PM   #28 (permalink)
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.. next in line

.. more for the freedoms (mftf)

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Old 07-29-2003, 04:48 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 08:47 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 09:23 PM   #32 (permalink)
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oh another one...

"message attatched"
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Old 07-29-2003, 09:29 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2003, 11:34 AM   #34 (permalink)
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How about a card game my kids just taught me.

Egyptian Rat Screw.

Good luck with the band.

Thanks for listening.
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Old 08-05-2003, 05:52 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2003, 06:13 PM   #36 (permalink)
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