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SecretMethod70 07-14-2003 03:40 PM

Giant Hamburger's Hamburger isn't so Giant!
 
I was shocked when I saw Giant Hamburger's avatar. I mean, what kind of giant hamburger is that supposed to be? Just look at it...

http://strike9.com/file.aspx?path=%2...fhamburger.gif

Now you call that a Giant Hamburger? I don't think so.

So, I took the 5 seconds to go out and get a REAL Giant Hamburger for you Giant Hamburger. I hope you like it - you deserve a better hamburger than the one you've got now ;)....

http://strike9.com/file.aspx?path=%2...fhamburger.jpg

Fly 07-14-2003 03:44 PM

Re: Giant Hamburger's Hamburger isn't so Giant!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SecretMethod70


http://strike9.com/file.aspx?path=%2...fhamburger.jpg


damn that's a gooood lookin' burger

*fires up the barbie....*

Peetster 07-14-2003 03:49 PM

Another public service brought to you by SecretMethod.

Fremen 07-14-2003 03:56 PM

Re: Re: Giant Hamburger's Hamburger isn't so Giant!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by flyman


*fires up the barbie....*

And to think when I did the same thing as a kid to my sisters' doll, I got a whippin', and here you are doin' it in honor of GH.
God bless you, fly. ;)

Fremen 07-14-2003 03:58 PM

This burger 'pears to be cheeseless. (say it ain't so!!)
http://strike9.com/file.aspx?path=%2...fhamburger.jpg

cchris 07-14-2003 05:43 PM

And it has to be a fresh one


http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/BURGER.GIF

spectre 07-14-2003 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
its not the size of the burger that counts, its the grade of the meat
Now that's funny! :lol:

Spinach_Indeed 07-14-2003 05:47 PM

From another Thread addressing the same problem:

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Hail Cybermike,

I am very far away from you that is why I appear so tiny. Your distance perception is functioning famously.

Remain still...


With the help of my assistant, I will now approach you.


Do not be alarmed.


http://www.nctc.net/counties/sioux/burger.jpg

How's that?
-GH


grumpyolddude 07-14-2003 07:52 PM

A severe case of avatar envy going on here!

Giant Hamburger 07-14-2003 10:21 PM

Hail Secretmethod70 et al!

Your images are sadly rexed for the moment but by the subsequent comments I will assume you do me honor in your hamburger image selection.

I do not require the full 100 x 100 canvas to portray the image of a hamburger. Sure, I am a Giant Hamburger. I am enormous and no human could eat me in one sitting. I quite possibly am so large that to glimpse me whole may drive you into gibbering madness. With this great size comes great responsibility. I must shield innocent mortals from my full splendor. I must always maintain a state of obscurantism or I may pay a heavy price. I could be ostracized, shunned, feared and ultimately hunted down like a monster. It has happened before. So, in conclusion, I do it to protect you, my fellow TFP user as well as to protect myself.

I have spoken.
Thank you and good night.
-GH

meanSpleen 07-14-2003 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger With this great size comes great responsibility.[/B]
hmm, as long as you aren't webswinging and fighting crime, I guess it really doesn't matter what kinda avatar you got. Just like Zeus. See him in all his glory and you are reduced to ashes. ;)

Minx 07-15-2003 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
its not the size of the burger that counts, its the grade of the meat
:lol: I have to second spectre on this one.....I'm still laughing over this! Good one! ;)

But hey GH.....here's an alias for you, if you wish.....it's the foreign burger ~ Swiss style! Don't forget your yodelling skills!

http://www.saveurs.sympatico.ca/ency.../hamburger.jpg

rat 07-15-2003 12:03 PM

rofl. great thread, even greater responses. i'll take GH at his word...

Giant Hamburger 07-18-2003 12:06 PM

Hail Citizens!

In an effort to garner more attention I am announcing my change of avatar. I'd like to thank SecretMethod for providing a vehicle in which I can say, "gaze upon the new representation of Giant Hamburger!"
-GH

analog 07-18-2003 01:18 PM

i'm fuckin DYING laughing over this, and the grade of meat comment was PRICELESS.

Fremen 07-18-2003 08:27 PM

Hail to the King of all that is Burgers!!

MacGnG 07-18-2003 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
its not the size of the burger that counts, its the grade of the meat
HAHA

Fire 07-22-2003 06:50 PM

so is that a big kahuna burger? if so we have it on good advice that it is in fact a tasty burger


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