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Old 07-14-2003, 03:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Giant Hamburger's Hamburger isn't so Giant!

I was shocked when I saw Giant Hamburger's avatar. I mean, what kind of giant hamburger is that supposed to be? Just look at it...



Now you call that a Giant Hamburger? I don't think so.

So, I took the 5 seconds to go out and get a REAL Giant Hamburger for you Giant Hamburger. I hope you like it - you deserve a better hamburger than the one you've got now ....

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Old 07-14-2003, 03:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Giant Hamburger's Hamburger isn't so Giant!

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damn that's a gooood lookin' burger

*fires up the barbie....*
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Re: Giant Hamburger's Hamburger isn't so Giant!

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*fires up the barbie....*
And to think when I did the same thing as a kid to my sisters' doll, I got a whippin', and here you are doin' it in honor of GH.
God bless you, fly.
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Old 07-14-2003, 03:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This burger 'pears to be cheeseless. (say it ain't so!!)
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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its not the size of the burger that counts, its the grade of the meat
Now that's funny!
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Old 07-14-2003, 05:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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From another Thread addressing the same problem:

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Hail Cybermike,

I am very far away from you that is why I appear so tiny. Your distance perception is functioning famously.

Remain still...


With the help of my assistant, I will now approach you.


Do not be alarmed.




How's that?
-GH
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Old 07-14-2003, 07:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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A severe case of avatar envy going on here!
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Old 07-14-2003, 10:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hail Secretmethod70 et al!

Your images are sadly rexed for the moment but by the subsequent comments I will assume you do me honor in your hamburger image selection.

I do not require the full 100 x 100 canvas to portray the image of a hamburger. Sure, I am a Giant Hamburger. I am enormous and no human could eat me in one sitting. I quite possibly am so large that to glimpse me whole may drive you into gibbering madness. With this great size comes great responsibility. I must shield innocent mortals from my full splendor. I must always maintain a state of obscurantism or I may pay a heavy price. I could be ostracized, shunned, feared and ultimately hunted down like a monster. It has happened before. So, in conclusion, I do it to protect you, my fellow TFP user as well as to protect myself.

I have spoken.
Thank you and good night.
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Old 07-14-2003, 11:04 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Giant Hamburger With this great size comes great responsibility.[/B]
hmm, as long as you aren't webswinging and fighting crime, I guess it really doesn't matter what kinda avatar you got. Just like Zeus. See him in all his glory and you are reduced to ashes.
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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its not the size of the burger that counts, its the grade of the meat
I have to second spectre on this one.....I'm still laughing over this! Good one!

But hey GH.....here's an alias for you, if you wish.....it's the foreign burger ~ Swiss style! Don't forget your yodelling skills!

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Old 07-15-2003, 12:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
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rofl. great thread, even greater responses. i'll take GH at his word...
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Old 07-18-2003, 12:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Hail Citizens!

In an effort to garner more attention I am announcing my change of avatar. I'd like to thank SecretMethod for providing a vehicle in which I can say, "gaze upon the new representation of Giant Hamburger!"
-GH
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Old 07-18-2003, 01:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i'm fuckin DYING laughing over this, and the grade of meat comment was PRICELESS.
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Old 07-18-2003, 08:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Hail to the King of all that is Burgers!!
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Old 07-18-2003, 09:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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its not the size of the burger that counts, its the grade of the meat
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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so is that a big kahuna burger? if so we have it on good advice that it is in fact a tasty burger
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