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Old 07-14-2003, 11:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong

The "What Would Jesus Do?" Thong

heard about it on Conan, had to check it out and share


$11.99
http://www.cafeshops.com/landover.3682427

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*100% combed cotton baby rib
*Double-needle hemmed trim
*Super soft high end woven elastic trim
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'm waiting for the 'what would Jesus do' <a href="http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_232.html">merkin</a>.
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Close enough!
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Jesus would hit it.
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Is there a WWJD Marble Sack?
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Bob: I really want to kick that cat over there. Hmmm, WWJD?
Jesus: I'd just kick the cat at then forgive myself. I'm Jesus for Fucks sake
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Bob: I really want to kick that cat over there. Hmmm, WWJD?
Jesus: I'd just kick the cat at then forgive myself. I'm Jesus for Fucks sake
ROTFFLMFAO!
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Old 07-15-2003, 02:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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I don't know what Jesus would do, but I know what Brian Boitano would do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics
Skating for the gold
He did two Sao Kow's and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold.
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Bob: I really want to kick that cat over there. Hmmm, WWJD?
Jesus: I'd just kick the cat at then forgive myself. I'm Jesus for Fucks sake
HAHA
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Old 09-29-2003, 03:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You have to find your faith where you can.

He would understand.
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Old 09-29-2003, 03:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Wow bones, I have the most fucked up image in my head right now.
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Old 09-29-2003, 03:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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saw it before at www.landoverbaptist.org it is hillarious
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Old 09-29-2003, 07:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
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You have to find your faith where you can.

He would understand.
LOL
that made gave me my daily belly laugh.
thanks

what a great piece of clothing...
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Old 09-30-2003, 03:40 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Jesus would hit it.
just to hear her yell......oh god,oh god......oooohhhhhh....gooooood
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Old 09-30-2003, 06:35 AM   #15 (permalink)
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just to hear her yell......oh god,oh god......oooohhhhhh....gooooood
And then Jesus would stop thrusting and say, "you see, when you say that you're not just referring to my father, you're also referring to me...*lengthy explanation of the concept of the trinity ensues*"...

...hey there was nothing in the Bible that said he was any good in bed.
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Old 09-30-2003, 06:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Does anyone else think they would have a difficult time maintaining an erection in the presence of our lord, Jesus Christ?
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Old 09-30-2003, 06:56 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Does anyone else think they would have a difficult time maintaining an erection in the presence of our lord, Jesus Christ?
I think if you got an erection he'd be like "I smite thee down homosexual...heh, just kidding dude, you're cool with me - hey do ya want to see me turn that hatemonger Falwell into a pile of ash?"
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Old 09-30-2003, 08:10 AM   #18 (permalink)
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just to hear her yell......oh god,oh god......oooohhhhhh....gooooood




Oh I am sure Jesus wouldn't like that a bit. If I was banging some broad and she yelled out my dads name.......... eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Old 09-30-2003, 08:29 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I guess this means that Jesus is fucking cool. Plus this brings new meaning to communion (this is my body, take this in remembrance of me). but don't pass the cup around, (this is my blood, drink this in remembrance of me), I'm not ready for that blood. But it does cover the well of life, where every man can achieve immortality through his seed.
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Old 09-30-2003, 09:04 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Well, it could be worse
You could be using a Jesus shaped dildo.
http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html

People are just strange.
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Old 09-30-2003, 10:31 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Well, it could be worse
You could be using a Jesus shaped dildo.
http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html
strange indeed
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