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aus5tin · 07-29-2003, 10:36 AM

Halo is a few cases short of a private eye...

bryan2766 · 07-29-2003, 10:49 AM

john is a few toes short of a foot

HaloLauren · 07-29-2003, 10:52 AM

Bryan's a few posts short of john.

(...unless aus5tin is john, in which case, I'm confused)

uncle phil · 07-29-2003, 12:18 PM

halo made just enough posts to be banned...

Fremen · 07-29-2003, 01:35 PM

farked is phil when he's a few chives short of a baked potato.

sub zero · 07-29-2003, 02:59 PM

Fremen isn't quite up to par

aus5tin · 07-30-2003, 07:20 AM

sub zero is a few STDSP episodes short of a true dork...

floonine · 07-30-2003, 07:26 AM

floonine is one brain cell short of remembering what I was talking about.

tulax · 07-30-2003, 11:57 AM

Floonine is two inches short of 5'8"

uncle phil · 07-30-2003, 01:28 PM

tulax is a few yards short of suburbia...

Fremen · 07-30-2003, 03:15 PM

phil is a dram short of a full on drunk.

uncle phil · 07-31-2003, 12:18 PM

fremen is a few clicks shy of palestine...(or is it lufkin...)

DEI37 · 07-31-2003, 02:53 PM

uncle_phil is a few cubic inches short of a big block

Fremen · 07-31-2003, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uncle phil
fremen is a few clicks shy of palestine...(or is it lufkin...)

Palestine.

Are you outside my window, phil?

DEI37 is a nerd short of a herd.

uncle phil · 08-04-2003, 01:29 PM

fremen is a couple days short of his NEXT birthday...

Fremen · 08-04-2003, 02:52 PM

u.p. is a few months short of a year.

Fly · 08-04-2003, 09:29 PM

Fremen is a few shakes short of a drip on the roilet seat

splck · 08-04-2003, 09:48 PM

Flyman is few inches short of being a man.

Actually it's many inches, but I won't go there.

Fly · 08-04-2003, 09:51 PM

ahhhh splck......i've missed you like a migraine headache

waxeater · 08-04-2003, 11:01 PM

Flyman is a few kangaroos short in the top paddock

uncle phil · 08-05-2003, 01:17 PM

wax is a few strokes short of a shine...

Fremen · 08-05-2003, 08:10 PM

uncle p. is a few arrows short of a quiver.

uncle phil · 08-06-2003, 12:36 PM

fre is a few miles short of the promised land...

angela146 · 08-06-2003, 01:27 PM

Uncle Phil is a couple of Meanders short of the Mississippi...

grumpyolddude · 08-06-2003, 10:08 PM

Angela is a couple of Firestones short of a flipped Explorer.

laxative · 08-06-2003, 10:11 PM

grumpyolddude is a couple days short of dead.

uncle phil · 08-07-2003, 12:47 PM

lax, that was great...

lax is a few grunts shy of a dump...

tj2001cobra · 08-07-2003, 01:23 PM

Uncle Phil is a couple of boobs short of being aunt phil.

tenchi069 · 08-07-2003, 01:33 PM

tj2001 is a couple wheels shy of a full coup

grumpyolddude · 08-07-2003, 07:13 PM

tenchi069 is a few raisins short of a rabbit hutch.

bobw · 08-07-2003, 07:16 PM

Meridae'n is a couple fries short of a Happy Meal.

grumpyolddude · 08-07-2003, 08:08 PM

bobw is a few pages short of reading the instructions.

Fremen · 08-08-2003, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude
bobw is a few pages short of reading the instructions.

g-pod is a few lemons short of an orchard.

Diablo · 08-08-2003, 04:20 AM

Fremen is a few hairs short of puberty.

uncle phil · 08-08-2003, 12:30 PM

diablo is a couple scoops short of a cone...

baaa · 08-08-2003, 12:46 PM

uncle phil is a few degrees short of cool

Fremen · 08-08-2003, 07:22 PM

baaa, is a gang short of a bang.

grumpyolddude · 08-08-2003, 07:46 PM

Fremen is a worm short of a decent tequila.

Fremen · 08-08-2003, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpyolddude
Fremen is a worm short of a decent tequila.

You are so right, g-pod.

g-pod is a a few crazies short of an asylum.

mystmarimatt · 08-09-2003, 12:59 AM

fremen is a few nipples short of a dog

07-29-2003, 10:36 AM	#161 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	Halo is a few cases short of a private eye... __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-29-2003, 12:18 PM	#164 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	halo made just enough posts to be banned... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-29-2003, 01:35 PM	#165 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	farked is phil when he's a few chives short of a baked potato. __________________ Google

07-29-2003, 02:59 PM	#166 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	Fremen isn't quite up to par __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

07-30-2003, 07:20 AM	#167 (permalink)
aus5tin Crazy Location: SWLA	sub zero is a few STDSP episodes short of a true dork... __________________ You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.

07-29-2003, 10:49 AM	#162 (permalink)
bryan2766 Crazy Location: East Tenn	john is a few toes short of a foot

07-29-2003, 10:52 AM	#163 (permalink)
HaloLauren Banned	Bryan's a few posts short of john. (...unless aus5tin is john, in which case, I'm confused)

07-30-2003, 07:26 AM	#168 (permalink)
floonine Insane Location: Silicon Valley, Utah	floonine is one brain cell short of remembering what I was talking about. __________________ Political arguments do not exist, after all, for people to believe in them, rather they serve as a common, agreed-upon excuse. Foolish people who take them in earnest sooner or later discover inconsistencies in them, begin to protest and finish finally and infamously as heretics.

07-30-2003, 11:57 AM	#169 (permalink)
tulax Upright Location: Lexico City, VA	Floonine is two inches short of 5'8" __________________ "Me fail English? That's unpossible" - Ralph Wiggum

07-30-2003, 01:28 PM	#170 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	tulax is a few yards short of suburbia... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-30-2003, 03:15 PM	#171 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	phil is a dram short of a full on drunk. __________________ Google

07-31-2003, 12:18 PM	#172 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen is a few clicks shy of palestine...(or is it lufkin...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-31-2003, 02:53 PM	#173 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	uncle_phil is a few cubic inches short of a big block __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

08-04-2003, 01:29 PM	#175 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen is a couple days short of his NEXT birthday... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-04-2003, 02:52 PM	#176 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	u.p. is a few months short of a year. __________________ Google

08-06-2003, 10:08 PM	#185 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Angela is a couple of Firestones short of a flipped Explorer. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-07-2003, 01:33 PM	#189 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	tj2001 is a couple wheels shy of a full coup __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

08-07-2003, 07:13 PM	#190 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	tenchi069 is a few raisins short of a rabbit hutch. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-04-2003, 09:29 PM	#177 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Fremen is a few shakes short of a drip on the roilet seat __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-04-2003, 09:48 PM	#178 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flyman is few inches short of being a man. Actually it's many inches, but I won't go there. __________________ nice line eh?

08-04-2003, 09:51 PM	#179 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ahhhh splck......i've missed you like a migraine headache __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-04-2003, 11:01 PM	#180 (permalink)
waxeater Insane Location: Sydney, Australia	Flyman is a few kangaroos short in the top paddock

08-05-2003, 01:17 PM	#181 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	wax is a few strokes short of a shine... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-05-2003, 08:10 PM	#182 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle p. is a few arrows short of a quiver. __________________ Google

08-06-2003, 12:36 PM	#183 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fre is a few miles short of the promised land... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-06-2003, 01:27 PM	#184 (permalink)
angela146 Loser Location: Somewhere near Hubby	Uncle Phil is a couple of Meanders short of the Mississippi...

08-06-2003, 10:11 PM	#186 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	grumpyolddude is a couple days short of dead.

08-07-2003, 12:47 PM	#187 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	lax, that was great... lax is a few grunts shy of a dump... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-07-2003, 01:23 PM	#188 (permalink)
tj2001cobra Insane Location: Austin, Texas .. Y'all	Uncle Phil is a couple of boobs short of being aunt phil.

08-07-2003, 07:16 PM	#191 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	Meridae'n is a couple fries short of a Happy Meal.

08-07-2003, 08:08 PM	#192 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	bobw is a few pages short of reading the instructions. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-08-2003, 04:20 AM	#194 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	Fremen is a few hairs short of puberty. __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-08-2003, 12:30 PM	#195 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	diablo is a couple scoops short of a cone... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2003, 12:46 PM	#196 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	uncle phil is a few degrees short of cool

08-08-2003, 07:22 PM	#197 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	baaa, is a gang short of a bang. __________________ Google

08-08-2003, 07:46 PM	#198 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Fremen is a worm short of a decent tequila. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-09-2003, 12:59 AM	#200 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	fremen is a few nipples short of a dog __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.