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Old 07-15-2003, 01:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The 'couple short' game...

Don't think the previous poster is quite there? Not the sharpest tool in the shed? Then tell us...

In this game you tell us where the previous poster falls short. A couple of examples are:

- Meridae'n is a couple of beers short of a 6-pack
- cchris is a few cents short of a dollar

Get it?

I'll start:

Bundy is a couple of floats short of a street parade...
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 07-15-2003, 02:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 03:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 03:33 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:33 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:37 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:10 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:40 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Oh yeah? Well, Bones, you are a few twists short of a slinky. ;-)
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:54 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:35 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:53 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:56 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:17 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:39 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:45 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 12:48 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:19 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:26 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:59 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 03:34 PM   #28 (permalink)
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btw, KWSN, that cow one was gold!
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Old 07-15-2003, 03:57 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:19 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:26 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:35 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:58 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:52 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:31 PM   #35 (permalink)
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grump is a few beers shy of a six-pack
not for long!

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Old 07-15-2003, 07:36 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:38 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:26 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:37 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 08:38 PM   #40 (permalink)
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