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Old 07-15-2003, 01:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It's 4.00pm, where are your children?

Mine are in the deep fryer
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't have any.
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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well, there's always the double boiler, but I figured I'd hold that in reserve
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Running with scissors.....

is that wrong? Just kidding!
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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it's stitch. solely because his entire purpose for being was wanton destruction and mayhem
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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no....that's won-ton destruction
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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nope, i'm the one on stage being hung by his mic cord
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Old 07-15-2003, 01:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I dunno, but in about 20 minutes they'll be firing up a fatty
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Old 07-15-2003, 02:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I've already forgotten what the hell this thread is about.

Ah yes, children. They stink of filth.
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Old 07-15-2003, 03:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Where MY children are?

I threw them away like trash after the mess they made...Lord knows how much money they've cost me in clothing alone.

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Old 07-15-2003, 03:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
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guess half in my sack, half in the woman im going to knock up...

"Jesus hates babies"
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Old 07-15-2003, 03:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I haven't even got the twinkle in my eye yet...
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Old 07-15-2003, 03:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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No kids. No worries
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Old 07-15-2003, 04:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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mine are in the pool right now.

they have a couple friends over and....well....they're LOUD man.
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Mine are waiting for me in the future, probably up to no good.
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Old 07-15-2003, 05:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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uh dont have any but im here
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Old 07-15-2003, 06:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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mine are in deeeeep shit!
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i dont really have kids. i think bones actually got the point of this thread in his first point. glad it made at least someone chuckle
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