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Old 07-15-2003, 07:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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anyone can piss on the floor.....be a hero and shit on the ceiling.
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Old 07-15-2003, 07:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I once pissed on a roof to win a bet...
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i have friends who enjoyed īlong-bombī shitting into the bowl from the top of the stall.
so i guess thats almost shitting from the ceiling.

i also have friends who when they are at the bar of a pub just piss against the bar instead of going to the toilet. filthy individuals.
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Old 07-15-2003, 09:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Welcome to our OOL. Notice there is no P in it, please keep it that way.
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Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i once shit in the back seat of some girl's parked car. on a hot day.

pissing under the bar is just gross.
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Old 07-15-2003, 10:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've seen it a million times, along with pissing on a hotdog vendor's wall as they're ordering...
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i dont swim your urinal, so dont pee in my pool
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Old 07-15-2003, 11:38 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Liscense and registration

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zippppppp

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[looks up]

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
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