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Old 07-16-2003, 10:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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On the road with "Truckload of Bitch".

Follow "Truckload of Bitch" on their national concert tour of Australia.
(With many thanks to Bones for the inspiration)

10% of all roileties will be donated to the charity of your choice.



This much anticipated concert tour comes on the back of two successful
singles from the forthcoming but yet untitled first album.
Coincidently,fans have been asked to offer suggestions as to a name for the album.
"Kouk Phreekz","Hot Puppy Lovestick","Buttcheese" and "9 Inch Worm Makes Own Food"have all been offered
but nothing yet has been confirmed.

SO COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE ON THE "GUT FULL OF SCOTCH" TOUR.




The band lineup is:

Lead vocals: Rusty Coit

Lead guitar: Ned Kelly

Bass guitar: Reg Regan

Percussion: Bob Downe

Horns: Trent

Drums: Sandra Scully

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So we're on our way to the lovely regional township called Wagga Wagga to play our first gig at the senior citizens community hall.

The Koala sprint has begun.



Plenty of "Groupies" were in attendance as we got onto the bus
to embark on the tour.




Although some were distressed by the whole event





Others cast a good luck spell on our drummer.





The bus was delayed however due to Rusty having to convince this Lady that she could not come with us.(Why it took him four hours though is beyond us).






So on with the journey.

LET THERE BE ROCK

FIRST SINGLE


(A reworked tune by AC/DC)

TFP
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.

See me ride out of the sunset
On your V Rod 2003
Out for all that I can get
Takin cheerios with me
Nikki to the left of me
And bundy to the right
Ain’t got no gun
Ain’t got no knife
But don’t you start no fight

Chorus:
’cause we're TFP. We're dynamite
TFP. and we'll win the fight
TFP. we're a power load
TFP. watch us explode

We're dirty, glean,and mighty meanSpleen
We're a Roilet can
Public enemy number one
Peetster understands
So lock up your daughter's
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
Meridae’n is also back in town
Don’t you mess us a’round

Chorus
TFP. oi, oi, oi
TFP. oi, oi, oi
TFP. oi, oi, oi
TFP. oi, oi, oi
TFP. oi
We're dynamite (oi, oi)
TFP. oi,
And we'll win the fight,
TFP.
A power load
TFP.
Watch us explode!



SECOND RELEASE


(WE LIKE AC/DC OK)

"It’s a Long Way to the shops if you want a sausage roll".

Ridin’ down the highway
Goin’ to a show
Stop in all the by-ways
Eatin sausage rolls
Gettin’ robbed
Gettin’ stoned
Gettin’ beat up
Broken Bones?
Gettin’ had
Gettin’ took
I tell you folks
It’s harder than it looks

It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
If you think it’s easy doin’ one night stands
Try eatin from the hot dog stand
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll

Hotel, motel
Make you wanna cry
Only got cold pies?
Know the reason why
Gettin’ old
Gettin’ grey
Gettin’ ripped off
Under-paid
Gettin’ sold
Second hand
That’s how it goes
Eatin with the band
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll

If you wanna get a Giant hamburger instead
Look out it’s rough and mean
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll
It’s a long way to the shops
If you wanna sausage roll

Well, it’s a long way
It’s a long way, (they tell me)
It’s a long way, such a long way
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Old 07-16-2003, 10:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh man, Cchris, this fuckin' cracked me up. Loved the traveling Rocky Horror Picture Show pics. Loved the lyrics. And 'Rusty Coit' on lead vocals. Fuckin' funny. Great job!
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Old 07-16-2003, 10:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Heheheeh good job, very well done.
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Old 07-16-2003, 10:44 AM   #4 (permalink)
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roflmao. roileties all around!
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Old 07-16-2003, 06:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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"Bumps"

Then "Grinds".
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Old 07-17-2003, 12:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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that stuff was really funny, good job chris.
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Old 07-17-2003, 06:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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this is brilliant.

being a groupie of Truckload of Bitch - i just wanted to let y´all know that in the photo in front of the bus, i´m the nude guy standing behind Chris (in the wheelchair...haha).

Meri is the one in his undies on the end.

man... that was one hell of a night...

i had a camera with me... so i thought it would be appropriate to show everyone a groupies point of view during one night on the road with Truckload of Bitch...

well, heres a pic of Meri before the Wagga gig...

(notice his clothes are still on)

now, heres a picture of some people who saw us following the band around and invited us to their ´pre-concert´ piss-up...

great people, although that guy in the purple boa seemed to want to give us presents in exchange for free backdoor entry.

heres the bands main roadie...

he´s a little strange - but he hooks everyone up, so its all ok.

he even hooked Meri and me up with these hotties...

they were damn fine girls, but we just got too drunk to talk to them after that, and we missed our chance.

we couldn´t take any photos of the band actually playing, but i managed this pic...

i don´t know who it is, but at the time, i don´t think i even knew who i was.
i think i was falling over when i took that one... probably dancing too hard to the Sausage Roll song.

after that... it got a little messy... too much vodka, esp for Meri...

woah...keep it down man...

after that, there weren´t too many pictures...except this one... uh i don´t know what this is...



well, there you go...so much fun!!!


TRUCKLOAD OF BITCH FOREVER!!!!
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Old 07-17-2003, 04:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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ROI,ROI,ROI,

*lette that is*
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Old 07-17-2003, 09:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-18-2003, 10:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
Tour update:


The boys have released a sound-bite for the fans and just like the tour,it is long and arduous.


Typically though,


It is well worth the effort.(3 regs)


SING SONG

After congratulating the powerball winner the lad's did a runner.


We had to make a fast getaway due to commitments in Perth so
away we go again.
(We didn't pay the bill for grog drunk)

Rusty was a bit dissapointed that he had to leave behind the girl of his dreams.


(She hid herself on the bus).



I politely fucked her.



(Off that is).



Tension has now become apparent between Reg and (Sandra) (aka) x philes, Scully and they remain locked in "Knock knock" on the door,



Err,


sorry guys.



Meanwhile,




I need to keep the band focused.



Perth will test us out.
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