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Old 07-17-2003, 10:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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HAMMY MATRIMONY

well, as some of you already know...

Giant Hamburger and i plan on getting married.

we are in love. and it isn't just your average boy-girl love, its your special kinda love that only exists between man and beef bi-product.

Upton Sinclair never wrote of such a romance as this.

we met a few months ago right here in the TFP... and our love has blossumed into a flame-grilled romance.

here is the first picture hammy sent me of himself...


i thought it was a little strange, what with him not being humanoid and stuff... but since he was so open minded, i realised i should be too...


note the euro influence in that outfit.

i soon found out we share a lot of interests...

such as jazz...


and the pursuit of truth in journalism...
edited out by hrdwareguy

of course, i found it hard to abandon my bourgeois ideals of marrying a pretty girl, having heaps of kids and adding to the community...

i even thought of him in vaguely humanoid terms...


but i couldn't go on like that...
so i found solace in his other great qualities.

like his family (although his brother intimidated me at first with his strange ideas)...

and


he has a funky car (what a turn-on!!)...


he has taught me new and wonderful things...

like the great and wonderful Hamburger gods above...


and the great history of his ancestors...


of course, he's got his haters...


and i know hes had others in his life...


but he'll always be my little Hammy...



and of course, in the bedroom people...well... lets just say i found my THRILLS ON HAMBURGER HILL...



anyway,
we'll be letting everyone know about the wedding details later.


thank you.
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Old 07-17-2003, 10:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Nice laugh there. If that second to last pic, is a real hamburger costume. I want one! Reminds me of a tv show called Doug I used to watch 5 + years ago. One episode he dressed up as a giant hamburger mascot, and a dog stole his pants. :P
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Old 07-17-2003, 10:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hail Bundy!

This is a restraining order.


Sure we've had maybe four magic moments
although the last one was really all about RW.


But the TFP prom is coming up and I want to explore my options.
I heard it just might be a...


I know, I know, I know, I just punched you in the chest and ripped your still-beating heart out and held it to your face.

Can we still be friends?
Except for those nights when I drink too much and show up ready to roll.
-GH
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Old 07-20-2003, 01:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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How did I miss this?
Fighting already too.
Funny stuff.
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Old 07-20-2003, 02:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Have you told Hammy about the beet root and fried egg thing yet?
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