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Old 07-20-2003, 01:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Square Watermelons.... what about this..!?




Bonsai Kitten

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Old 07-20-2003, 01:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Terrific innovation, cuz I was having trouble heaving those old watermelons through smallish bathroom windows.
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Old 07-20-2003, 01:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ha ha

Trim indeed.

Thats some funny stuff.
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Old 07-20-2003, 12:36 PM   #4 (permalink)
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WTF?
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Old 07-20-2003, 12:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hehe. Simpsons. Dem kwazy Japs.
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Old 07-20-2003, 12:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well at least they would be easier to cut and fit nicely into the refrigerator.
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Old 07-20-2003, 01:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The watermelons are grown in a box, they do this because a square is a more efficient shape to try ship, you have less wasted space this way. Great idea, but I can't believe it actually works.
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Old 07-20-2003, 02:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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When they start posting aquare melons on the Titty Board, I'm OUTTA here! (maybe)
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Old 07-20-2003, 10:22 PM   #9 (permalink)
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saw that about 10 years ago..in Japan
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Old 07-20-2003, 10:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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and I thought I'd get more comments about the bonsai cats
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:47 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The only problem with the square watermelons is that they cost $50-$100 per watermelon (If I rememeber correctly).
Also the Bonsai Kitten has already been investigated by the FBI a while back http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,41733,00.html
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Sure, I can afford that much for a watermelon, which's only unique attribute is it's shape. I'd rather pay less for one that tastes good.
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:53 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Thats disturbing.
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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cool, wonder if they still taste the same
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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That cat thing is really fuckin mean no matter how much muscle relaxant they give em!
That's fucked up and the guys doin' it need to be shot!
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Cool, I need square watermelons to fit up a square vagina.
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Ingenious innovation, it'll keep them from rolling off the table.
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I remember Conan talking about those square watermelons one time and then he said the Japanese were also creating square babies........was a sick joke....but a joke nonetheless.......and a funny one at that.
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:41 AM   #19 (permalink)
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they look like watermelon coloured candles.

if they were, i really hope they smell like watermelon ( if thats even remotely possible).
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Old 08-06-2003, 03:18 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering.
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Old 08-06-2003, 05:42 PM   #21 (permalink)
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They must be headed to Wendys.
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Old 08-06-2003, 06:07 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering.
Its a regular watermellon, it's just grown in a box.
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:01 PM   #23 (permalink)
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You sure can stack them easier !!!
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:50 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The watermelons are grown in a box, they do this because a square is a more efficient shape to try ship
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The only problem with the square watermelons is that they cost $50-$100 per watermelon
The efficiency thing doesn't seem to be working...
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:39 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Always wanted to buy one of those...wouldn't fork up the cash and couldn't convince my parents to buy one for me
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