Square Watermelons.... what about this..!? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

GoldenOuroboros · 07-20-2003, 01:35 AM

Bonsai Kitten

crackpot · 07-20-2003, 01:45 AM

Terrific innovation, cuz I was having trouble heaving those old watermelons through smallish bathroom windows.

cchris · 07-20-2003, 01:54 AM

Ha ha

Trim indeed.

Thats some funny stuff.

CSflim · 07-20-2003, 12:36 PM

BBtB · 07-20-2003, 12:39 PM

Hehe. Simpsons. Dem kwazy Japs.

Akira · 07-20-2003, 12:50 PM

Well at least they would be easier to cut and fit nicely into the refrigerator.

cj2112 · 07-20-2003, 01:18 PM

The watermelons are grown in a box, they do this because a square is a more efficient shape to try ship, you have less wasted space this way. Great idea, but I can't believe it actually works.

grumpyolddude · 07-20-2003, 02:55 PM

When they start posting aquare melons on the Titty Board, I'm OUTTA here! (maybe)

splck · 07-20-2003, 10:22 PM

saw that about 10 years ago..in Japan

GoldenOuroboros · 07-20-2003, 10:28 PM

and I thought I'd get more comments about the bonsai cats

heyal256 · 07-22-2003, 06:47 PM

The only problem with the square watermelons is that they cost $50-$100 per watermelon (If I rememeber correctly).
Also the Bonsai Kitten has already been investigated by the FBI a while back http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,41733,00.html

chrysus · 07-22-2003, 10:22 PM

Sure, I can afford that much for a watermelon, which's only unique attribute is it's shape. I'd rather pay less for one that tastes good.

Deuce66 · 07-22-2003, 10:53 PM

Thats disturbing.

MacGnG · 07-22-2003, 11:41 PM

cool, wonder if they still taste the same

TerresqueÜ · 07-22-2003, 11:46 PM

That cat thing is really fuckin mean no matter how much muscle relaxant they give em!
That's fucked up and the guys doin' it need to be shot!

MrFlux · 07-22-2003, 11:46 PM

Cool, I need square watermelons to fit up a square vagina.

striderkevin · 08-05-2003, 01:35 PM

Ingenious innovation, it'll keep them from rolling off the table.

shred_head · 08-05-2003, 01:47 PM

I remember Conan talking about those square watermelons one time and then he said the Japanese were also creating square babies........was a sick joke....but a joke nonetheless.......and a funny one at that.

bundy · 08-06-2003, 02:41 AM

they look like watermelon coloured candles.

if they were, i really hope they smell like watermelon ( if thats even remotely possible).

cliv · 08-06-2003, 03:18 PM

Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering.

paddyjoe · 08-06-2003, 05:42 PM

They must be headed to Wendys.

hotzot · 08-06-2003, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cliv
Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering.

Its a regular watermellon, it's just grown in a box.

joebopp · 08-06-2003, 07:01 PM

You sure can stack them easier !!!

Macheath · 08-06-2003, 07:50 PM

Quote:

The watermelons are grown in a box, they do this because a square is a more efficient shape to try ship

Quote:

The only problem with the square watermelons is that they cost $50-$100 per watermelon

The efficiency thing doesn't seem to be working...

mingusfingers · 08-06-2003, 08:39 PM

Always wanted to buy one of those...wouldn't fork up the cash and couldn't convince my parents to buy one for me

07-20-2003, 01:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	Square Watermelons.... what about this..!? Bonsai Kitten __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

07-20-2003, 01:54 AM	#3 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Ha ha Trim indeed. Thats some funny stuff. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-20-2003, 12:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	WTF? __________________

07-20-2003, 12:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Hehe. Simpsons. Dem kwazy Japs. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

07-20-2003, 12:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Akira Crazy	Well at least they would be easier to cut and fit nicely into the refrigerator. __________________ -signature

07-20-2003, 01:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Terrific innovation, cuz I was having trouble heaving those old watermelons through smallish bathroom windows.

07-20-2003, 01:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	The watermelons are grown in a box, they do this because a square is a more efficient shape to try ship, you have less wasted space this way. Great idea, but I can't believe it actually works.

07-20-2003, 02:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	When they start posting aquare melons on the Titty Board, I'm OUTTA here! (maybe) __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

07-20-2003, 10:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	saw that about 10 years ago..in Japan __________________ nice line eh?

07-20-2003, 10:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	and I thought I'd get more comments about the bonsai cats __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

07-22-2003, 06:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
heyal256 Not so great lurker Location: NY	The only problem with the square watermelons is that they cost $50-$100 per watermelon (If I rememeber correctly). Also the Bonsai Kitten has already been investigated by the FBI a while back http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,41733,00.html

07-22-2003, 10:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
chrysus Upright	Sure, I can afford that much for a watermelon, which's only unique attribute is it's shape. I'd rather pay less for one that tastes good.

07-22-2003, 10:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
Deuce66 Tilted	Thats disturbing.

07-22-2003, 11:41 PM	#14 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	cool, wonder if they still taste the same

07-22-2003, 11:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	That cat thing is really fuckin mean no matter how much muscle relaxant they give em! That's fucked up and the guys doin' it need to be shot! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-22-2003, 11:46 PM	#16 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	Cool, I need square watermelons to fit up a square vagina. __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

08-06-2003, 03:18 PM	#20 (permalink)
cliv Insane Location: New Jersey, USA	Ah, the wonders of genetic engineering.

08-06-2003, 05:42 PM	#21 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	They must be headed to Wendys.

08-05-2003, 01:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
striderkevin Crazy Location: Can't tell you, then I'd have to kill you.	Ingenious innovation, it'll keep them from rolling off the table. __________________ "A false life is equal to death. Be your true self" -Strider Hiryu

08-05-2003, 01:47 PM	#18 (permalink)
shred_head Psycho Location: Atlanta, GA	I remember Conan talking about those square watermelons one time and then he said the Japanese were also creating square babies........was a sick joke....but a joke nonetheless.......and a funny one at that. __________________ "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" -- Albert Einstein "A clear indication of women's superiority over man is their refusal to play air guitar." --Frank Zappa

08-06-2003, 02:41 AM	#19 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	they look like watermelon coloured candles. if they were, i really hope they smell like watermelon ( if thats even remotely possible). __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 08-06-2003 at 02:45 AM..

08-06-2003, 07:01 PM	#23 (permalink)
joebopp Upright	You sure can stack them easier !!!

08-06-2003, 08:39 PM	#25 (permalink)
mingusfingers Psycho Location: uhhhh	Always wanted to buy one of those...wouldn't fork up the cash and couldn't convince my parents to buy one for me __________________ Still Looking