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Old 07-20-2003, 07:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post your favorite porn movie title, real or made up.

I'm hoping this will turn into a hilarious thread because there are some good ones out there!

E.g. "Men in Black Men" or "Forrest Hump"

Bahaha!
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Old 07-20-2003, 07:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Making this up, I think, Gang Bangs of New York.

And Don't forget Austin Prowler...that's a real one, your favorite British Spy unfrozen, but wait, he's black and screws everyone!
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Old 07-20-2003, 07:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I really wanna see them make this one: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
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Old 07-20-2003, 07:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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'Edward Penishands'

'Honey, I Blew the Kids'
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Old 07-20-2003, 08:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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old standby: "Romancing the Bone"
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Old 07-20-2003, 10:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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historical:
On Golden Blonde

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Butt Pirates of the Caribbean
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Old 07-20-2003, 10:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
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personally, I dont think any porn title will ever top this real one from last year:

Weapons of Ass Destruction
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Old 07-20-2003, 10:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Here's one to barf over:

The DaisyChain of Extraordinary Gentlemen.


BARF!!
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:42 AM   #9 (permalink)
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There were a few pretty damn funny ones out there in a list I had a while back.

And i think the "I Can't Believe its not Butter" one is already made
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:54 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Y'know theres a porn title called "hitler Sucks" i mean shit who thinks of the holocaust when they're at it ?
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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DUDE, WHERE'S MY DILDO ?

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA

TEA BAGGER VANCE

ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST
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Old 07-21-2003, 05:29 AM   #13 (permalink)
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And i think the "I Can't Believe its not Butter" one is already made
omg.yes.so leet.

Tell me it's not gay porn....
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Old 07-21-2003, 05:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Off the top of my head:

Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Bare Bitch Project
The Dirtier Dozen
Guys In Dolls

And a few real ones...

Dude, Where's My Spooge?
Splendor In The Ass
Plan 69 From Outer Space
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration

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Old 07-21-2003, 08:02 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Absolute favorite: Penetrator 2 (real)

The dialogue kicks ass!
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:03 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Re: Post your favorite porn movie title, real or made up.

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"Forrest Hump"
Personally, I prefer "Foreskin Gump"

That's just me though.
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:22 AM   #17 (permalink)
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NICE...

Truckload of (naked) Bitch

Roilet Sports
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Mr. Hollund's Phallus

Presumed Impotent
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Old 07-21-2003, 02:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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There is one called The Sperminator and also Bad Czechs...
I wonder who comes up with these titles
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Old 07-21-2003, 03:40 PM   #20 (permalink)
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ass pumping motorcycle mamas
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Old 07-21-2003, 03:50 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Long Schlong Silver
The Bone Ranger
Fuck to the Future
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:08 PM   #22 (permalink)
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TEA BAGGER VANCE
The Legend of Teabagger Vance is a classic!! muahaha!
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:14 PM   #23 (permalink)
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how about Star Whores?

Saving Ryan's Privates...it is a real movie, guy gets junk blown off..have to find and be reunited...
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:18 PM   #24 (permalink)
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"Plaster my face with your Penis Paste"

"STOP! MY ASS IS ON FIRE"
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:27 PM   #25 (permalink)
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The Hunt for Pink Cuntober

On Deadly Mound

The Meattricks

Honey, I Shrunk Your Clit

There's Something In and Out of Mary
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Old 07-21-2003, 07:32 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Re: Post your favorite porn movie title, real or made up.

Quote:
Originally posted by Plummie
I'm hoping this will turn into a hilarious thread because there are some good ones out there!

E.g. "Men in Black Men" or "Forrest Hump"

Bahaha!
I preferred the far less subtle "Men in Black... Who Like to Have Sex With Each Other" From Norm MacDonald's Dirty Work.

Schindler's Fist (goin' to hell for that one, I know)

Free Your Willy

Wangs of New York (I came up with that, only to be topped by my friend who suggested the previously mentioned 'Gangbangs of New York')

Sperminator

T.W.A.T. (based on the upcoming S.W.A.T.)
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Old 07-21-2003, 07:53 PM   #27 (permalink)
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sex trek, ass invaders, babes in boy land,
and the best ever.....

Butt Fuck Sluts Go Nuts #27
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:43 PM   #28 (permalink)
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My friend works in a video store. They just got this cop movie in ... Off beat beat off.
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:48 AM   #29 (permalink)
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For A Fistfull, She Hollers

Will He Bonk Ya In The Chocolate Factory

Crotch & Dong: Up In Poke

Lawrence Of A Labia
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Old 07-28-2003, 10:12 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:33 AM   #31 (permalink)
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omfg this is hilarious.

i was going to add... In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon... but i think Bonesīs version was wilder.
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Old 07-29-2003, 05:48 AM   #32 (permalink)
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This is real, I bought it for a friend as a gag gift: "I Cream on Jeannie"
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:13 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Just saw "Lord of the G-Strings" on my cable menu last night. The description was "A band of Throbbits must recover a mystical artifact."

Here's the IMDB listing: http://us.imdb.com/Details?0323108

-Mikey
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Old 07-29-2003, 06:22 AM   #34 (permalink)
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My Best Friends Wetting

Much Ado About Fucking
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Old 07-29-2003, 09:38 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerers bone
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Old 07-29-2003, 11:00 AM   #36 (permalink)
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"The Bitches of Madison County"
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Old 07-29-2003, 03:30 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Pokemon
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Old 07-31-2003, 07:19 PM   #38 (permalink)
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I actually purchased this on PPV:
The Osporns
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Old 07-31-2003, 07:52 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Bisexual encounters of the threesome kind.
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Old 08-01-2003, 06:19 AM   #40 (permalink)
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