Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Chatter > Tilted Fun Zone


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 07-20-2003, 11:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
Loose Cunt
 
Meridae'n's Avatar
 
Location: North Bondi RSL
The 'Unromantic' game...

Here's one that made me laugh when i first heard about it. With this one, you have to post a 2 line poem. The first line has to be very romantic, the second as least romantic as you can muster.

eg.
"I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face"

Got it? I'm predicting some funny shit from you guys...

I'll start:

"Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed"
__________________
What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
Meridae'n is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 04:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
Junkie
 
cchris's Avatar
 
Location: Sydney
My love for you dear is forever, everlasting
Is your sister single? I mean, I'm just asking.
__________________
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
cchris is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 04:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
Right Now
 
Location: Home
Oh, this is gonna be a good thread.

My love for you is a flame burning hot,
Would you mind just screwing my best friend Scott?
Peetster is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 04:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
Banned
 
Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac
your love my heart does stab...
now, what's all this about crabs?
cheerios is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 04:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
Sir
 
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
My love for you grows whenever you're near
I have to admit that last night was a drear
eyeseepeedude is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 04:50 AM   #6 (permalink)
The Griffin
 
Hanxter's Avatar
 
i love you i love you & that is no shit
but what the hell are you doing to that little zit
Hanxter is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 04:50 AM   #7 (permalink)
Sir
 
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
My love for you grows with haste
What's that all over your face?
eyeseepeedude is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 04:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
Sir
 
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Your charm and beauty puts a gleam in my eye
Oh that stench is going to make me die
eyeseepeedude is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 05:10 AM   #9 (permalink)
Essen meine kurze Hosen
 
Location: NY Burbs
I love you best, and that is true.
So I'll dedicate this wank to you.
__________________
Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
platypus is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 05:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
Essen meine kurze Hosen
 
Location: NY Burbs
You know I love you, even more than me mates.
So tell me, do you fuck on first dates?
__________________
Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
platypus is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 05:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
Essen meine kurze Hosen
 
Location: NY Burbs
when I think of our love, my eyes go all blurry.
Ever since you said your dad owned a brewery.
__________________
Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
platypus is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 05:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
Squid
 
MikeyChalupa's Avatar
 
Location: USS George Washington
Our love is so true, it's no longer rocky
Ever since you confessed your love for bukakke

-Mikey
MikeyChalupa is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 05:34 AM   #13 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Montreal
The warm summer's wind softly whispers your name,
and that'd be great if your name wasn't Adolf.
crackpot is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 05:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Montreal
Oh, the sparks that fly every time you are near
indicate a serious problem with your car; I suspect it's the differential gear.
crackpot is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 06:01 AM   #15 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: a little to the right
God reached into heaven and put stars in your eyes
I wish he'd done something about your flabby white thighs
__________________
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche
pr0f3n is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 06:31 AM   #16 (permalink)
Right Now
 
Location: Home
My affections for you still grow and swell,
Now can we please do something about that smell?
Peetster is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 09:42 AM   #17 (permalink)
Insane
 
Pheatius's Avatar
 
Location: The South
My friends say you're cute
but we both know better
There's nothing but Kleenex
under your sweater...
Pheatius is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 10:08 AM   #18 (permalink)
Junkie
 
This thread is great.


I love you my dear
you're simply the best
now, I think you should take
an STD test
__________________
"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different"
~ Machine Head
spectre is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 10:18 AM   #19 (permalink)
green
 
There's a special and undying love that's between us
But I'd love you much more if you hadn't a penis
__________________
Your arms are broken!
KWSN is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 10:21 AM   #20 (permalink)
green
 
Our love is so great that nothing could spoil it
So open your mouth and I'll make you a roilet
__________________
Your arms are broken!
KWSN is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 10:40 AM   #21 (permalink)
Tilted
 
Location: London
Our love is so true, we're perfect for each other
So let's have a threesome with you and your mother
Diceman is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 11:21 AM   #22 (permalink)
Junkie
 
cchris's Avatar
 
Location: Sydney
My darling, my love, you've stolen my heart,
But I'll give you the tip,you drop a mean fart.
__________________
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
cchris is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 12:03 PM   #23 (permalink)
Junkie
 
cchris's Avatar
 
Location: Sydney
Roses are red and violets are blue
You wanted it kinky,so I shit in your shoe.
__________________
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
cchris is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 12:06 PM   #24 (permalink)
Junkie
 
I love you my sweet
and that is no lie
and I'm really sorry
that I came in your eye
__________________
"Fuck these chains
No goddamn slave
I will be different"
~ Machine Head

Last edited by spectre; 07-21-2003 at 12:35 PM..
spectre is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 12:39 PM   #25 (permalink)
Insane
 
Pheatius's Avatar
 
Location: The South
Sex with you makes my whole body shake
it would be better though if you were awake
Pheatius is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 12:42 PM   #26 (permalink)
Junkie
 
cchris's Avatar
 
Location: Sydney
The love of my life,your eyes are green,
Oh? did I come?Iv'e already been
__________________
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
cchris is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 12:48 PM   #27 (permalink)
green
 
I'm sorry, I was just trying to make your life better for living
Cause herpes, you know, it's the gift that keeps on giving
__________________
Your arms are broken!
KWSN is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 01:01 PM   #28 (permalink)
Junkie
 
cchris's Avatar
 
Location: Sydney
Calvin Klein, Dior, Chanel
Close your legs,your starting to smell
__________________
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
cchris is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 01:23 PM   #29 (permalink)
Intently Rocking
 
Troublebot's Avatar
 
Location: Davey's
My love for you lasts till the bitter end
But just this once, can't we, include your girlfriend?

Your love, my dear, puts my brain in a fog
That's the reason, I'm naked, on your family dog.
__________________
Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.
Troublebot is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 01:39 PM   #30 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Montreal
Simply looking at you
gave me swells of joy,
'til the wolf pack mistook you
for a dog toy.
crackpot is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 01:51 PM   #31 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Montreal
Our love is the master to which we are apprenticed,
now shut yer piehole and go see a dental hygienist.
crackpot is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 01:59 PM   #32 (permalink)
Sen
Insane
 
Sen's Avatar
 
Location: Midwest
My undying love for you I confess
I just wish you didn't have such a damn hairy chest.
__________________
"I want to announce my presence with authority!"

"You want to what?"

"I want to announce my presence with authority!!"
Sen is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 02:01 PM   #33 (permalink)
Sen
Insane
 
Sen's Avatar
 
Location: Midwest
Your lips are so perfect with a hint of a pout,
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here rubbing one out.
__________________
"I want to announce my presence with authority!"

"You want to what?"

"I want to announce my presence with authority!!"
Sen is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 03:23 PM   #34 (permalink)
Loose Cunt
 
Meridae'n's Avatar
 
Location: North Bondi RSL
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
__________________
What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
Meridae'n is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 06:18 PM   #35 (permalink)
Junkie
 
cchris's Avatar
 
Location: Sydney
French love of my life,you are such a treat,

But your sisters pussy is Bon appetite
__________________
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
cchris is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 08:03 PM   #36 (permalink)
Loose Cunt
 
Meridae'n's Avatar
 
Location: North Bondi RSL
They say "distance makes the heart grow fonder"
But not for this black duck, go fuck off to yonder.
__________________
What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
Meridae'n is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 09:30 PM   #37 (permalink)
back from sabbatical
 
hawkeye's Avatar
 
Location: Mosptopia
With you by my side, I'll pass every test
Purely because of your rich uncle's bequest.
__________________
You're not fat,
You're just a giant ball
of love, covered in anger.
hawkeye is offline  
Old 07-21-2003, 10:28 PM   #38 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
Fremen's Avatar
 
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
Your eyes are like Stars, your smile the Moon,
eating out your cooter doth make me swoon.
__________________
Google
Fremen is offline  
Old 07-22-2003, 06:09 AM   #39 (permalink)
Junkie
 
cchris's Avatar
 
Location: Sydney
They say that true romance is lost and is dead,

you took off your dress,they were right,your Fred.
__________________
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
cchris is offline  
Old 07-22-2003, 06:12 AM   #40 (permalink)
spurt king
 
Location: Out of my mind
You're different, you're not like all the rest.
Just tell me which line you like the best.
__________________
No signature at this time.
GSRIDER is offline  
 

Tags
game, unromantic

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:02 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360