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Old 07-21-2003, 12:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Not that movie please...

A quick, down and dirty little game. It is a bit inane, but hey, this is TFP Nonsense...

Pick a movie you would least like to have describing your sex life...

Example: Gone in 60 seconds

or in the TFP tradition...what you think the previous poster's sex life is like...


Uncle Phil: Silence of the Lambs...

(I know he did not post, but trust me, he'll love it...)

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Old 07-21-2003, 12:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
My sex life as of 2 years ago: "Pulp Fiction"
Your arms are broken!
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
The Big Sleep...

no really... Toys...

OK... this time for real...

Fatal Attraction...
"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
Intently Rocking
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Location: Davey's
I'd like to lie and say:


But I'll go with the truth and say:

"Tomb Raider"

Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
Location: MN
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
Location: MA
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Old 07-21-2003, 08:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
The Never Ending Story (in my dreams)

Get Shorty (reality)
"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
Location: the bathroom
The Jerk
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Old 07-21-2003, 11:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
Loose Cunt
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Location: North Bondi RSL
I'd like to say "Thelma & Louise"

But it's more like "Ghost"

(I'm gunna get killed...)
What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?
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Old 07-22-2003, 12:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
Spanking the Monkey
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: missouri
monkey bone
Thought the harder, Heart the bolder,
Mood the more as our might lessens
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Old 07-22-2003, 06:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
He's My Girl
Location: The Champagne Douche
Down and Out in Beverly Hills (miami actually)
The fortunes of war favored Hrothgar.
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:00 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: The South
Usually: The Greatest Story Ever Told

On a bad day: Dude, Where's my car?

If you are a lonely woman: T3: Rise of the Machines

If You use Viagra: The Re-Animator
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:08 AM   #14 (permalink)
Location: SWLA
If I were gay... The Bone Collector

But since I deny it, and judging from my last relationship...
Romancing the Stone
You cannot trick a bear... he knows a meal when he sees one.
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:26 AM   #15 (permalink)
fatal attraction
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
Location: Indiana
The man with two brains.
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:34 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Location: Vol Country
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
"We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:56 AM   #18 (permalink)
Location: Montreal
Planet of the Apes. Just kidding. Really.

The Invisible Man. Heh heh. Nah.

Splash? By golly, I don't know.
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
Getting it.
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Billy Liar...


A Fistful of Dollars...
"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Chicago
What To Do In Denver When You're Dead
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
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Old 07-24-2003, 01:01 AM   #21 (permalink)
Location: Autonomous Zone
The Princess Bride
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Old 07-24-2003, 01:08 AM   #22 (permalink)
The sky calls to us ...
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Least like to have describe mine? 8 Millimeter
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Old 07-24-2003, 01:47 AM   #23 (permalink)
Location: france
Clearly Lord of the Rings is inappropriate, so I'll say The Man who Wasn't There.
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Old 07-24-2003, 01:53 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Location: the phoenix metro
Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
Least like to have describe mine? 8 Millimeter
i'm sorry to hear that msd. i'm more like 8 Mile... maybe just The Hulk. 'cept for the purple pants, of course.
My country is the world, and my religion is to do good.
- Thomas Paine
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Old 07-24-2003, 02:50 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Location: California dreaming...
Childs Play. Ok, all jokes aside (well, not really), I'll say From Dusk 'till Dawn.
P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)
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Old 07-24-2003, 04:12 AM   #26 (permalink)
In Your Dreams
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Location: City of Lights
12 Monkeys

haha seriously, I cannot think of an appropriate title.
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Old 07-24-2003, 12:27 PM   #27 (permalink)
Location: Ciudad De La Furia
As Good As It Gets.
Siempre es Hoy
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Old 07-24-2003, 03:57 PM   #28 (permalink)
Location: Pasadena, CA
I sincerely hope it's not Twelve Angry Men.

or... The Abyss
or... 2 Days in the Valley

Amazon Women on the Moon would be ok.

mmmmm.... Lana Clarkson and Sybil Danning.
"take me down, little *Susie*, take me down
I know you think you're the Queen of The Underground"
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Old 07-24-2003, 05:44 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Location: Tokyo
rules of attraction

and for those who know me...

manufacturing consent
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:04 PM   #30 (permalink)
... Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn

actually, that's what i'd most like my sex life to be like (i have just a slight necrophilia fetish)
Old 07-28-2003, 12:05 AM   #31 (permalink)
Location: Atlanta, GA
I'd have to compromise and say "Little Big League." "The Rookie" would be pretty sad though.
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" -- Albert Einstein

"A clear indication of women's superiority over man is their refusal to play air guitar." --Frank Zappa
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:47 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Location: One step closer to the padded cell...
With gf: Never ending story or Princess Bride

Without gf:slapshot
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Old 07-28-2003, 02:09 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Location: Oxford, UK
I'm amazed noone's picked The Incredible Hulk...
I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)
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