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Old 07-21-2003, 12:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: With Jadzia
READING THE BATHROOM WALLS

Did this thread on v3 but I saw a new one that made me think I should post again.
Working in a book store there is some interesting graffiti on the bathroom wall.
One exchange went like this...

In pen "Evolution is impossible and Darwin was stupid."

Penciled under that "Wait 100,000 years and maybe the concept won't hurt your brain so much."

Different color pen with an arrow pointing at the first statement "De-evolution at work"


Any good exchanges in your public bathrooms? What would we find on the walls in the TFP bathroom?

In magic marker Looking for a pretty princess for family parties? Call Spleen at 555-l33t

Or down along the edge of the floor and the wall in some strange substance "World King was here"


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Old 07-21-2003, 01:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Quote:
PUT YOUR FREAKING WALL QUOTES IN ONE POST. USE THE FREAKING EDIT BUTTON. FREAKING HECK!!!
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Old 07-21-2003, 02:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 03:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
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or you'll piss on your feet!!


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Old 07-21-2003, 04:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL! Cute thread.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"

Brought to you from a rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 04:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Seen at a public bathroom near Chicago, right above the toilet:


Suspected herpes
(arrow pointing down)
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Old 07-21-2003, 05:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 05:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A sign on all the stall doors reads:

URGENT

If you see a transvestite with a pink feather boa, a leather vest and fishnet stockings, do the following:

1. Run

2. Call a SWAT team and an animal control agency

3. Tell them both that "Bones the Donkey Fucker" is on the loose again.
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Old 07-21-2003, 05:56 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Bones
LOVES
Rooting Donkeys
12021
3223
545
99%

99% = True love!!!
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Old 07-21-2003, 06:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Seen on a toilet wall in very neat writing.

"This place isn't a harbour,so don't come her looking for a tug".
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Old 07-21-2003, 10:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2003, 10:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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In one pen, "I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!"

In another, "Go home dad, you're drunk."

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Old 07-21-2003, 11:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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should mold their shit in little balls,
and thos who read these lines of wit,
should eat these little balls of shit.
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Old 07-22-2003, 04:06 AM   #17 (permalink)
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 08-02-2003, 10:03 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2003, 10:22 AM   #19 (permalink)
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anyone can piss on the floor...

be a hero and shit on the ceiling....

....arrow pointing to TP roll........your baby photos....wipe to develop
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Old 08-02-2003, 10:24 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Meridae'n
In big black texta:

Bones
LOVES
Rooting Donkeys
12021
3223
545
99%

99% = True love!!!


bold letters......

DON'T BE ALARMED BONES....DONKEY IS ANOTHER NAME FOR ASS.

IT'S OKAY.
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Old 08-02-2003, 02:21 PM   #21 (permalink)
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In days of old when knights were bold,

And rubbers not invented.

They pulled wool socks up over their cocks,

And babies were prevented.



In days of old when knights were bold,

And toilets not invented,

The dropped their load beside the road,

And strolled away contented.
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Old 08-02-2003, 02:39 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2003, 02:52 PM   #23 (permalink)
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and now i'm really hated
i sit here now cuz they spiked my drink
I got the runs- i should have donated.
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Old 08-02-2003, 03:51 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 08-02-2003, 04:05 PM   #25 (permalink)
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At a Barnes & Noble:

Jesus is coming... look busy!
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Old 08-04-2003, 01:18 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Old 08-04-2003, 01:24 PM   #27 (permalink)
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On restroom wall in a college bathroom

"you all suk!"

underneath that:

"learn how to spell dumfuck"
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Old 08-04-2003, 03:30 PM   #28 (permalink)
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whose dick in the middle was bent.
To save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of coming,
he went.
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:21 PM   #29 (permalink)
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it's
"hi, how are you?"

route 81 rest stop, west virginia
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-05-2003, 03:39 PM   #30 (permalink)
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WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HIPPIE LOVE??

and

THERE IS NO GRAVITY. THE EARTH SUCKS.
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Old 08-06-2003, 12:40 PM   #31 (permalink)
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no matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-06-2003, 01:07 PM   #32 (permalink)
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in a bathroom in my college's art department, people would write bad grout puns in the grout in front of the urinals... a few examples:

the grout gatsby
grout it out
grout scott
grout, grout, let it all out
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Old 08-06-2003, 01:29 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:46 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by bermuDa
in a bathroom in my college's art department, people would write bad grout puns in the grout in front of the urinals... a few examples:

the grout gatsby
grout it out
grout scott
grout, grout, let it all out
don't know why but this totally cracked me up
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Old 08-06-2003, 03:18 PM   #35 (permalink)
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due to excessive toilet paper theft this facility is now under camera surveillance 24/7

thank you
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Old 08-06-2003, 03:45 PM   #36 (permalink)
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saw this one at work yesterday. the names of the people have been changed, but they belong to supervisor types in the department I work in.


I stuck my cock in Mrs. Nerf's ass and Sandy watched while masturbating with a pig fetus. I saw God...and Harry.

-The Disgruntled.



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Old 08-06-2003, 05:29 PM   #37 (permalink)
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A little higher:
Keep going!

At the ceiling:
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:51 PM   #38 (permalink)
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to be is to do - voltaire

do be do be do - frank sinatra


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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:18 PM   #39 (permalink)
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On a truck stop restroom wall

MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL!!
Reply
IF I BUY HER SOME WOOL WILL SHE MAKE ME ONE TOO??

"Hell's bells
This place smells"
Taj Mahal Indian Restaurant, men's room, Ft. Collins, CO

"E Coli eats shit!"
Men's Room, Health Sciences Library, UNC Chapel Hill

and my all time favourite

"Jesus saves."
(Added on below) "And Espisito scores on the rebound!"
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:25 PM   #40 (permalink)
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