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Old 07-22-2003, 11:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Driving While Blown

With all of the recent ad campaigns against drunk driving I was wondering while another problem on the roads is not being addressed . Driving while blown ( DWB ) .
I'm quite sure you've all heard stories of someone getting head while driving a car with dire consequences . Usually losing control of the automobile at high speeds and either running off the road into a tree or swerving into another car . An EMT at work just told me the rather unhappy story of DWB . It seems that the couple in their late thirties were driving back to the hotel from a wedding reception when the act of DWB began . Just a few miles from the hotel the man lost control of his car and ran into a ditch . The car was crushed in such a way that the man and women were trapped in their car with her head still in the drivers lap . After the fire dept. cut them out it seems that all three were OK ( the man , the women and the man's cock ) . How lucky .
I think there should be at least a study of how many times DWB occurs , why do men accelerate while being blown , and if justified the proper safety warnings placed in vehicles and on beer cans .
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Old 07-22-2003, 12:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Driving While Blown

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Originally posted by marcopolo

I think there should be at least a study of how many times DWB occurs , why do men accelerate while being blown , and if justified the proper safety warnings placed in vehicles and on beer cans .
I believe that it is an instinctive urge to drive their car deep into the road to better insure...fertilization.

I'm sure there would be no shortage of volunteers if they began conducting a study.

I am imagining the international symbols that would go on one of these warning labels. I like what I am imagining; that is until they circle it with a red line through it.
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Old 07-22-2003, 01:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ill volunteer.
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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the more u accelerate the better it is....
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Old 07-22-2003, 07:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2003, 09:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I fucking LOVE DWB, but I guess I'm different, cause I always slow WAY down. I was doing like thirty on a major highway, no shit.
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I've had road head before. Didnt wreck, but did swerve a bit when I got off. I strongly recommend using cruise control when getting road head.
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
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never actually had road head. been offered it a couple times. I was, however, driving a couple weeks ago while a chick with cerebral palsey (sp?) sucked off a 75 year-old guy in my back seat. it was dark but i still avoided the rearview mirror. he gave me $5 for the ride across town.
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Old 07-23-2003, 03:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I've had road head before. Didnt wreck, but did swerve a bit when I got off. I strongly recommend using cruise control when getting road head.

don't forget the tilt steering too.
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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don't forget the tilt steering too.
That's what I like about you Flyman , your always consider the woman's comfort and safety .
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Old 07-23-2003, 06:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Almost hit a deer during road head once. She finished the job when we got to her parent's house.
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