euphonisms for masturbation - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

glophead · 07-24-2003, 09:25 AM

I remember seeing this thread a long long time ago, in a forum far away, but I want to see what you guys come up with.
I'll get some of the more obvious ones out of the way.

choking the chicken
spanking the monkey
wacking off
jacking off
making out with "palmula"

hrdwareguy · 07-24-2003, 09:30 AM

stroking the salami
werkin the gerkin
the five knuckle shuffle
beat the meat

sadistikdreams · 07-24-2003, 09:33 AM

polishing the dolphin

wanking

platypus · 07-24-2003, 10:08 AM

More than you can shake your...uh..whatever at.

Male

Female

Ogre840 · 07-24-2003, 10:19 AM

Polishing the Lawn Gnome.

sadistikdreams · 07-24-2003, 10:42 AM

lawn... gnome

BonesCPA · 07-24-2003, 10:43 AM

Beating the bishop
Dancing with Rosie Palm and her five sisters

CSflim · 07-24-2003, 11:04 AM

wanking

water_boy1999 · 07-24-2003, 11:29 AM

Honking on Bobo

MaGlC_MaN · 07-24-2003, 01:06 PM

Slam the spam.

Fremen · 07-24-2003, 10:41 PM

squeezing the charmin

crackpot · 07-24-2003, 11:58 PM

Keeping the census down. Heh.

borf · 07-25-2003, 12:14 AM

pleasuring martha
keeping bobby busy
boxing the clown
juggling walter

numberfive · 07-25-2003, 12:15 AM

Shakin' hands with the governer.

mjohn058 · 07-25-2003, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackpot
Keeping the census down. Heh.

lol

Pennington · 07-25-2003, 07:49 AM

Choke the pope
Killing Kittens
Shooting for a star

Midlandmadman · 07-25-2003, 10:24 AM

we call it "dating miss Michigan".............. the whole michigan looks like a mitten thing........... i know its a streach.

Pimp Daddy Dave · 07-25-2003, 07:15 PM

Beating the dummy

rockzilla · 07-25-2003, 07:31 PM

Landing one in manual.... came up with it after playing too much Tony Hawk

Punching the munchkin

Making the cyclops barf

pr0f3n · 07-25-2003, 07:35 PM

guys: pound the hound

girls: rowing the boat

MSD · 07-25-2003, 10:45 PM

Whackin' the one-eyed weasel.

Kyp · 07-25-2003, 11:05 PM

Shaving your palms

Is the latest one I've heard...

laxative · 07-25-2003, 11:54 PM

strappin' the carrot

The_Jazz · 07-26-2003, 07:02 AM

Capturing the clown.

And it's really funny if you imagine a little hat, some face paint, maybe some clown shoes...

marcopolo · 07-26-2003, 07:09 AM

Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college

Stiltzkin · 07-26-2003, 09:41 AM

"euphonisms"... interesting. I wasn't aware that there was such a word. "euphonisms" Now I won't be able to get that out of my head. EUPHEMISMS!!!! Euphonisms are something else, yo! Although closely related, still not quite the same thing!

afraidofninjas · 07-26-2003, 09:58 AM

Stolen from Jimmy Kimmell:
"Rubbing Rob Reiner"

hmmmm

wrestling Cyclops, polishing the helmet, giving it the business...

07-27-2003, 10:14 PM

Shaving the weasel.

shred_head · 07-27-2003, 11:57 PM

I could list em, but just be easier to check the link

http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgeca...rbatemale.html

There certainly is a lot of em.

tenchi069 · 07-28-2003, 01:28 AM

Court-martial the purple helmut warrior

Fire · 07-29-2003, 10:32 PM

Used to work with an ex MP- he called it abusing the suspect

Spinach_Indeed · 07-30-2003, 10:09 AM

Placing you hand on your Penis and moving it up and down to create a pleasurable sensation.

At least that's what I call it.

GSRIDER · 07-30-2003, 10:15 AM

Hand to Gland Combat

Bonesaw · 07-30-2003, 10:34 AM

menage a moi

johnnymysto · 07-30-2003, 10:55 AM

Spinach, that was great!

pounding the pud
rubbing one out

vermin · 07-30-2003, 04:16 PM

Stabbing baby Jesus

Making the babysitter cry

Releasing the white rage

Disturbing, no?

tritium · 07-30-2003, 04:24 PM

The code for it between me and my friends is: "Going to bed." If you are going to sleep, that's actually going to sleep ...

07-24-2003, 09:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
glophead Crazy Location: Springfield, VA	euphonisms for masturbation I remember seeing this thread a long long time ago, in a forum far away, but I want to see what you guys come up with. I'll get some of the more obvious ones out of the way. choking the chicken spanking the monkey wacking off jacking off making out with "palmula"

07-24-2003, 09:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
hrdwareguy "Officer, I was in fear for my life" Location: Oklahoma City	stroking the salami werkin the gerkin the five knuckle shuffle beat the meat __________________ Gun Control is hitting what you aim at Aim for the TFP, Donate Today

07-24-2003, 09:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	polishing the dolphin wanking __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-24-2003, 10:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	More than you can shake your...uh..whatever at. Male Female __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

07-24-2003, 10:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	lawn... gnome __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-24-2003, 10:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ogre840 Banned Location: OlyWa	Polishing the Lawn Gnome.

07-24-2003, 10:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	Beating the bishop Dancing with Rosie Palm and her five sisters __________________ Back into hibernation.

07-24-2003, 11:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	wanking __________________

07-24-2003, 11:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	Honking on Bobo __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

07-24-2003, 01:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
MaGlC_MaN Insane Location: Tennessee	Slam the spam.

07-24-2003, 10:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	squeezing the charmin __________________ Google

07-24-2003, 11:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Keeping the census down. Heh.

07-25-2003, 12:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
borf Psycho	pleasuring martha keeping bobby busy boxing the clown juggling walter

07-25-2003, 12:15 AM	#14 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	Shakin' hands with the governer.

07-25-2003, 07:49 AM	#16 (permalink)
Pennington Banned Location: Autonomous Zone	Choke the pope Killing Kittens Shooting for a star

07-25-2003, 07:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
Pimp Daddy Dave Upright	Beating the dummy

07-26-2003, 07:02 AM	#24 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Capturing the clown. And it's really funny if you imagine a little hat, some face paint, maybe some clown shoes... __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

07-26-2003, 07:09 AM	#25 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

07-27-2003, 10:14 PM	#28 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	Shaving the weasel.

07-25-2003, 10:24 AM	#17 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	we call it "dating miss Michigan".............. the whole michigan looks like a mitten thing........... i know its a streach. __________________ Its good to be back.

07-25-2003, 07:31 PM	#19 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Landing one in manual.... came up with it after playing too much Tony Hawk Punching the munchkin Making the cyclops barf

07-25-2003, 07:35 PM	#20 (permalink)
pr0f3n Crazy Location: a little to the right	guys: pound the hound girls: rowing the boat __________________ In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche

07-25-2003, 10:45 PM	#21 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Whackin' the one-eyed weasel.

07-25-2003, 11:05 PM	#22 (permalink)
Kyp Insane Location: Oregon	Shaving your palms Is the latest one I've heard... __________________ When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes

07-25-2003, 11:54 PM	#23 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	strappin' the carrot

07-26-2003, 09:41 AM	#26 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	"euphonisms"... interesting. I wasn't aware that there was such a word. "euphonisms" Now I won't be able to get that out of my head. EUPHEMISMS!!!! Euphonisms are something else, yo! Although closely related, still not quite the same thing! __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

07-26-2003, 09:58 AM	#27 (permalink)
afraidofninjas Tilted Location: New Brunswick, Canada	Stolen from Jimmy Kimmell: "Rubbing Rob Reiner" hmmmm wrestling Cyclops, polishing the helmet, giving it the business... __________________ I am a new tie wearink

07-27-2003, 11:57 PM	#29 (permalink)
shred_head Psycho Location: Atlanta, GA	I could list em, but just be easier to check the link http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgeca...rbatemale.html There certainly is a lot of em. __________________ "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" -- Albert Einstein "A clear indication of women's superiority over man is their refusal to play air guitar." --Frank Zappa

07-28-2003, 01:28 AM	#30 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	Court-martial the purple helmut warrior

07-29-2003, 10:32 PM	#31 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	Used to work with an ex MP- he called it abusing the suspect __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

07-30-2003, 10:09 AM	#32 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Placing you hand on your Penis and moving it up and down to create a pleasurable sensation. At least that's what I call it. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-30-2003, 10:15 AM	#33 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Hand to Gland Combat __________________ No signature at this time.

07-30-2003, 10:34 AM	#34 (permalink)
Bonesaw B3yond! Location: MI	menage a moi __________________ Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A. Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.

07-30-2003, 10:55 AM	#35 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	Spinach, that was great! pounding the pud rubbing one out __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

07-30-2003, 04:16 PM	#36 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Stabbing baby Jesus Making the babysitter cry Releasing the white rage Disturbing, no? __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-30-2003, 04:24 PM	#37 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	The code for it between me and my friends is: "Going to bed." If you are going to sleep, that's actually going to sleep ... __________________ Blah.