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Old 07-24-2003, 09:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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euphonisms for masturbation

I remember seeing this thread a long long time ago, in a forum far away, but I want to see what you guys come up with.
I'll get some of the more obvious ones out of the way.

choking the chicken
spanking the monkey
wacking off
jacking off
making out with "palmula"
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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stroking the salami
werkin the gerkin
the five knuckle shuffle
beat the meat
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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polishing the dolphin

wanking
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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More than you can shake your...uh..whatever at.

Male

Female
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Polishing the Lawn Gnome.
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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lawn... gnome
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
No. It's not done yet.
 
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Beating the bishop
Dancing with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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wanking
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
Fly em straight!
 
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Honking on Bobo
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Old 07-24-2003, 01:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Slam the spam.
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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squeezing the charmin
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Keeping the census down. Heh.
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:14 AM   #13 (permalink)
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pleasuring martha
keeping bobby busy
boxing the clown
juggling walter
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:15 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:38 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by crackpot
Keeping the census down. Heh.
lol
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:49 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Choke the pope
Killing Kittens
Shooting for a star
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Old 07-25-2003, 10:24 AM   #17 (permalink)
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we call it "dating miss Michigan".............. the whole michigan looks like a mitten thing........... i know its a streach.
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Beating the dummy
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Landing one in manual.... came up with it after playing too much Tony Hawk

Punching the munchkin

Making the cyclops barf
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:35 PM   #20 (permalink)
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guys: pound the hound

girls: rowing the boat
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Old 07-25-2003, 10:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Whackin' the one-eyed weasel.
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Shaving your palms

Is the latest one I've heard...
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:54 PM   #23 (permalink)
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strappin' the carrot
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Old 07-26-2003, 07:02 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Capturing the clown.

And it's really funny if you imagine a little hat, some face paint, maybe some clown shoes...
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Old 07-26-2003, 07:09 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2003, 09:41 AM   #26 (permalink)
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"euphonisms"... interesting. I wasn't aware that there was such a word. "euphonisms" Now I won't be able to get that out of my head. EUPHEMISMS!!!! Euphonisms are something else, yo! Although closely related, still not quite the same thing!
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Old 07-26-2003, 09:58 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Stolen from Jimmy Kimmell:
"Rubbing Rob Reiner"


hmmmm

wrestling Cyclops, polishing the helmet, giving it the business...
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Old 07-27-2003, 10:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2003, 11:57 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I could list em, but just be easier to check the link

http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgeca...rbatemale.html

There certainly is a lot of em.
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:28 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Court-martial the purple helmut warrior
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Old 07-29-2003, 10:32 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:09 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Placing you hand on your Penis and moving it up and down to create a pleasurable sensation.

At least that's what I call it.
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:15 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Hand to Gland Combat
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:34 AM   #34 (permalink)
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menage a moi
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:55 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Spinach, that was great!

pounding the pud
rubbing one out
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:16 PM   #36 (permalink)
Indifferent to anti-matter
 
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Stabbing baby Jesus

Making the babysitter cry

Releasing the white rage

Disturbing, no?
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:24 PM   #37 (permalink)
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The code for it between me and my friends is: "Going to bed." If you are going to sleep, that's actually going to sleep ...
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