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Old 07-24-2003, 09:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
Location: Springfield, VA
euphonisms for masturbation

I remember seeing this thread a long long time ago, in a forum far away, but I want to see what you guys come up with.
I'll get some of the more obvious ones out of the way.

choking the chicken
spanking the monkey
wacking off
jacking off
making out with "palmula"
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
"Officer, I was in fear for my life"
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Location: Oklahoma City
stroking the salami
werkin the gerkin
the five knuckle shuffle
beat the meat
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Old 07-24-2003, 09:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
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Location: Seattle.
polishing the dolphin

"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
Essen meine kurze Hosen
Location: NY Burbs
More than you can shake your...uh..whatever at.


Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
Location: OlyWa
Polishing the Lawn Gnome.
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
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Location: Seattle.
lawn... gnome
"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
No. It's not done yet.
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Location: sorta kinda phila
Beating the bishop
Dancing with Rosie Palm and her five sisters
Back into hibernation.
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
Sky Piercer
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Location: Ireland
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
Fly em straight!
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Location: Above and Beyond
Honking on Bobo

-Homer Simpson
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Old 07-24-2003, 01:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
Location: Tennessee
Slam the spam.
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Old 07-24-2003, 10:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
squeezing the charmin
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Old 07-24-2003, 11:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
Location: Montreal
Keeping the census down. Heh.
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:14 AM   #13 (permalink)
pleasuring martha
keeping bobby busy
boxing the clown
juggling walter
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:15 AM   #14 (permalink)
You + Me = Us
Location: California dreaming...
Shakin' hands with the governer.
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:38 AM   #15 (permalink)
Location: Wisconsin
Originally posted by crackpot
Keeping the census down. Heh.
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:49 AM   #16 (permalink)
Location: Autonomous Zone
Choke the pope
Killing Kittens
Shooting for a star
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Old 07-25-2003, 10:24 AM   #17 (permalink)
Redwing fan extraordinaire
Location: Michigan
we call it "dating miss Michigan".............. the whole michigan looks like a mitten thing........... i know its a streach.
Its good to be back.
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:15 PM   #18 (permalink)
Beating the dummy
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:31 PM   #19 (permalink)
Location: The Kitchen
Landing one in manual.... came up with it after playing too much Tony Hawk

Punching the munchkin

Making the cyclops barf
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:35 PM   #20 (permalink)
Location: a little to the right
guys: pound the hound

girls: rowing the boat
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Old 07-25-2003, 10:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
The sky calls to us ...
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Location: CT
Whackin' the one-eyed weasel.
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
Location: Oregon
Shaving your palms

Is the latest one I've heard...
When life gives you lemons, sqeeze the juice into a squirt gun and shoot people in the eyes
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Old 07-25-2003, 11:54 PM   #23 (permalink)
Location: the bathroom
strappin' the carrot
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Old 07-26-2003, 07:02 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Location: Chicago
Capturing the clown.

And it's really funny if you imagine a little hat, some face paint, maybe some clown shoes...
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
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Old 07-26-2003, 07:09 AM   #25 (permalink)
I am the anomaly.
Location: Motown
Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

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Old 07-26-2003, 09:41 AM   #26 (permalink)
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"euphonisms"... interesting. I wasn't aware that there was such a word. "euphonisms" Now I won't be able to get that out of my head. EUPHEMISMS!!!! Euphonisms are something else, yo! Although closely related, still not quite the same thing!
The most important thing in this world is love.
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Old 07-26-2003, 09:58 AM   #27 (permalink)
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Stolen from Jimmy Kimmell:
"Rubbing Rob Reiner"


wrestling Cyclops, polishing the helmet, giving it the business...
I am a new tie wearink
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Old 07-27-2003, 10:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
Shaving the weasel.
Old 07-27-2003, 11:57 PM   #29 (permalink)
Location: Atlanta, GA
I could list em, but just be easier to check the link


There certainly is a lot of em.
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds" -- Albert Einstein

"A clear indication of women's superiority over man is their refusal to play air guitar." --Frank Zappa
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Old 07-28-2003, 01:28 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Location: One step closer to the padded cell...
Court-martial the purple helmut warrior
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Old 07-29-2003, 10:32 PM   #31 (permalink)
Warrior Smith
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Location: missouri
Used to work with an ex MP- he called it abusing the suspect
Thought the harder, Heart the bolder,
Mood the more as our might lessens
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:09 AM   #32 (permalink)
Location: Artic Tundra
Placing you hand on your Penis and moving it up and down to create a pleasurable sensation.

At least that's what I call it.
Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

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Old 07-30-2003, 10:15 AM   #33 (permalink)
spurt king
Location: Out of my mind
Hand to Gland Combat
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:34 AM   #34 (permalink)
Location: MI
menage a moi
Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

A. Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole
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Old 07-30-2003, 10:55 AM   #35 (permalink)
Location: South Ca'lina
Spinach, that was great!

pounding the pud
rubbing one out
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:16 PM   #36 (permalink)
Indifferent to anti-matter
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Location: Tucson, AZ
Stabbing baby Jesus

Making the babysitter cry

Releasing the white rage

Disturbing, no?
If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.
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Old 07-30-2003, 04:24 PM   #37 (permalink)
Professor of Drinkology
The code for it between me and my friends is: "Going to bed." If you are going to sleep, that's actually going to sleep ...
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